Mr. Tibbs big secret...

Jul 2, 04 12:54

Post #1 of 18 (2669 views)

You kown as I visit here more and more it is becoming clear to me - I mena it is plain to see. The reason why Mr. Tibbs remains so secretive - you know like the fact that there are never any pictures of him in any of the picture threads - has to be due to the fact that although he is the patron of Team Second Hand Racing, this is in direct contrast to his other job! I say this because a careful analysis of the numerous replies over the last few weeks would seem to indicate based on style and eloqution that Mr. Tibbs is in fact - long dramatic pause - the author of Bicycling Magazine's monthly column "Style Man" - gasp!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [ms6073] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 13:02

Post #2 of 18 (2650 views)

Actually, I believe I saw a pic of him just the other day, with a large pussy sharing the limelight with him... ;-)

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Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [GJB] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 14:03

Post #3 of 18 (2591 views)

a quite a cute yellow pussy, as pussys go...

Where would you want to swim ?

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [ms6073] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 14:08

Post #4 of 18 (2584 views)

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...i?post=145719#145719

"your horse is too high" - tigerchik

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Hid] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 14:12

Post #5 of 18 (2576 views)

Does Mr. Tibbs know about that job opening in Vegas for pussy handlers?

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [ssn759co] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 14:15

Post #6 of 18 (2568 views)

Is there any modeling jobs for fat ugly guys? God I miss being slim with a healthy ego.

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Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 14:24

Post #7 of 18 (2556 views)

Do you mind me asking--what happened to all the hair on your head? That isn't supposed to be a USMC haircut, is it?

Where would you want to swim ?

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 14:31

Post #8 of 18 (2547 views)

Are you kidding? They love that type! All you need is the wig and Elvis suit. Dont' forget to propose to Brittany. Meoooww!

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Greg/ORD] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 14:35

Post #9 of 18 (2536 views)

Well I have the worst hair in the world. Two cow licks in the back, wire thin and am balding. Not respectable reciding hair line. I am loosing it all over. Looks like I have Mange.

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Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 15:03

Post #10 of 18 (2513 views)

Yeah, but you've got the right attitude and a nice smile. Those things can get you a long way in this world... (Well, maybe not a long way, but you'll go places.)

Where'd you get that pussy? Do they give it to just anybody, or do you have to be someone special? "Se�or Tibbs con gato por favor."

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Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 15:05

Post #11 of 18 (2508 views)

In your honor I'm shaving my head tonight.

"your horse is too high" - tigerchik

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 15:16

Post #12 of 18 (2498 views)

Tibbs:

You do have mange...inside your head. :)

Nice aero head though.

-Robert

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Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Hid] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 17:02

Post #13 of 18 (2451 views)

Damn I never realized how white my scalp was.

"your horse is too high" - tigerchik

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Hid] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 17:03

Post #14 of 18 (2449 views)

Just make sure you either cover that thing up or wear a lot of sunscreen. A burned dome sucks.

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Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [GJB] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 17:10

Post #15 of 18 (2439 views)

SERIOUSLY, he's right about this. Put in on in the morning just for the hell of it. Keep an extra ice pack in the fridge just in case it happens.

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 17:20

Post #16 of 18 (2433 views)

You're not going bald you're becoming more aerodynamic.

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [GJB] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 18:34

Post #17 of 18 (2413 views)

Where'd you get that pussy? Do they give it to just anybody, or do you have to be someone special? "Se�or Tibbs con gato por favor."

You have unknowingly disclosed Mr. Tibbs' other dark secret. He heads an underground ring of Mexican cat jugglers.

Re: Mr. Tibbs big secret... [GJB] [ In reply to ]

Jul 2, 04 23:01

Post #18 of 18 (2357 views)

That kitty is at a friend of mines exotic animal rescue shelter in Arkanas. He and his family take in animals taken from shitty circuses and hell hole petting zoos. That little girl is Tracy The Terrible this picture was take about 2 and a half years ago. I saw her 3 months ago and now she isn't so cuddly. Powerful and beautiful but no cuddly.

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