So I got the Pearl Tri shorts. They fit great, did some rides and runs in them. No problems. Do a oly distance tri in them. They work great, so I think. I get to the restroom after the race, and no shit, the front seam has pretty much wore a fingertip sized "hole" in the shaft near the base. The man hangs to the left and the seam must have rubbed it the entire time. I must have had race endorphins going b/c I didn't feel a thing the whole race.

This is the worst feeling in the world. Much worth than teeth scaping. I got in the shower, water hit it, I almost fainted, in fact I screamed like a sissy. It's my worst nightmare come true. Hell, it's every guys worst nightmare come true. Now I long for the days of saddle sores. That was on Saturday, it still hurts. Worse, I cannot go on any dates, if they would turn out to be "successful" some woman would think I had some really bad std or something.

Make sure your shorts don't have a seam that touches that shaft!!!