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Mr. Tibbs
Apr 13, 04 5:18
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHEEHOHOHOHOHO

Woohoo! There coming to take me away haha there coming to take me away hoho hehehahahoho to the funny farm where life is wonderful and it's gay.

Ok you gonna love this.(hahaha snort) I went to my closet to suit up for a ride (giggle) and I couldn't find the A bag where I keep all my gear. I asked my wife and (phfft haha!) she said she took the bag to the charity like I said! (hahahahahahaha!!!) I look back in the closet and saw my C bag was still there!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I had tolder her that her and my sister could take my C bag and all the stuff in it. (snort snort heeheheeheeheeeee!) She got here military slang all mixed up and gave all my kit to chairty!!! Get it!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

So I call up the charity and they already had that pick up at thier distrO'bution center and even though they would look for the items they couldn't promise anything!!! OH MY SIDE!!! Hold on hold on can't...breath!

So anywho. (snort) (pffftt!) I loose my job but all is well!!! A friend has a line on a job for me...wait for it...a security job...wait for it...in...drum roll please...Iraq!!! Thank you ladies and gentlemen I'll be here all night!!!

oh fickle gods of fickle fate! It wasn't all true it would all be so so sad.
customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.
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bunnyman
Apr 13, 04 5:23
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What can ya do?

What size helmet? What size shoes?
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Mr. Tibbs
Apr 13, 04 5:26
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Nope! No more shit from anyone. I am about sick of taking all the damn time. My row I have to hoe it. Thank you though. Does this straightjacket make me look fat?
customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.
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WebSwim
Apr 13, 04 5:30
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Jesus Tibbs, you're not catching many breaks are you! Hang in there. 'What goes around comes around' they say, and when the wheel is done turning you're due a whole lot of something good.


PS: I'm not talking about bishops!
Last edited by: WebSwim: Apr 13, 04 5:31
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bunnyman
Apr 13, 04 5:30
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Naw- the straightjacket is becoming to you.
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Cyborg42
Apr 13, 04 5:50
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Oh, Mr. Tibbs, I can so relate. 2002 was the year it all went south for me, lost my job, lost my boyfriend (fiance), wrecked my 2 month old truck, crashed on my mountain bike, crashed on my road bike, and got tendonitis in my knee so I couldn't run OR ride. Then the incessant little daily shit, locked myself out of my rental car at a triathlon (in which I did BACKSTROKE the whole way for reasons too depressing to go into here (and I don't know how to backstroke worth a damn), knocked over an entire rack of bikes in the transition, went off course on the bike, etc....) and had to wait 4 hours for a locksmith, lost my wallet with all my stuff, and on and on.

I now refer to that as my "Country Song Year", I don't have a dog but if I did he would have died...

Things are better now. Hang on.
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Record10Carbon
Apr 13, 04 6:08
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Well...at least your balls are not freezer burnt.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?
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Mr. Tibbs
Apr 13, 04 6:32
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Very very very true. Seen a doctor yet?
customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.
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Wants2rideFast
Apr 13, 04 9:32
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[reply]Well...at least your balls are not freezer burnt.[/reply]


Record10ti,

Quick, go and cycle the plumbing again. Flush out the damaged swimmers. Be careful of your wrist. You don't want to injure that too.


Ben Cline


Better to aspire to Greatness and fail, than to not challenge one's self at all, and succeed.
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Record10Carbon
Apr 13, 04 9:36
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Oddly enough my wrist is ALREADY broken...busted scaphoid with avascular necrosis.
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Wants2rideFast
Apr 13, 04 9:36
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[reply]Well...at least your balls are not freezer burnt.[/reply]


Record10ti,

I think she was telling you her "balls" were internal, but she had had her own run of bad luck and not to despair, things will improve.


Ben Cline


Better to aspire to Greatness and fail, than to not challenge one's self at all, and succeed.
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