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My wife stabbed me with a knife
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Rick_pcfl
Jan 29, 23 19:39
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Not sure what to do. She stabbed me in my hand.

How was the clickbait? We were serving a burrito casserole. She had a pointy knife because the tortillas weren't cutting well enough to serve it, and I was using the spatula. We moved at the same time and the knife got me in the hand.

That was 3 hours ago and it still hurts. I'm not sure how deep it went, but it got me pretty good. I washed it off, let the dog lick it and then put a bandaid on it. Okay, I washed it, put neosporin on it and then put the bandaid.
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windywave
Jan 29, 23 19:48
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Florida gonna Florida
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wimsey
Jan 29, 23 19:53
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I presume you stabbed her right back?

All’s fair in love and dinner prep.
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sphere
Jan 29, 23 20:23
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And because you’re married to a nurse, sympathy level: zero.

Suck it up buttercup. All bleeding stops eventually.
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CaptainCanada
Jan 29, 23 20:37
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windywave wrote:
Florida gonna Florida

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MOP_Mike
Jan 29, 23 21:55
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You're only supposed to play games like these in the movies



...and with androids.
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BarryP
Jan 29, 23 22:07
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Did you live?
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kiki
Jan 30, 23 0:50
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more importantly

how was the casserole?
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RogerC39
Jan 30, 23 2:37
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Burrito casserole sounds like a dish you’d serve at Mormon baby shower, along with green jello and funeral potatoes.

It also may be the name of my next band.
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kiki
Jan 30, 23 2:46
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RogerC39 wrote:
funeral potatoes

these sound scrumptious. got a recipe?
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M~
Jan 30, 23 4:58
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I don't understand, why didn't you shoot her?
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mck414
Jan 30, 23 5:05
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I'm all in for the recipe, let's have it.

and everyone knows,

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Thom
Jan 30, 23 5:12
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Rick_pcfl wrote:
Not sure what to do. She stabbed me in my hand.

How was the clickbait? We were serving a burrito casserole. She had a pointy knife because the tortillas weren't cutting well enough to serve it, and I was using the spatula. We moved at the same time and the knife got me in the hand.

That was 3 hours ago and it still hurts. I'm not sure how deep it went, but it got me pretty good. I washed it off, let the dog lick it and then put a bandaid on it. Okay, I washed it, put neosporin on it and then put the bandaid.

None of this would have happened if you just complied.
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DavHamm
Jan 30, 23 5:23
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So what I am hearing is you stuck your hand into a knife your wife was holding. 100% on you, she should take you to court for emotional distress.

Love Burrito casserole, but yeah those tortillas can get tricky to cut.
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noodle_soup
Jan 30, 23 5:25
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DarkSpeedWorks
Jan 30, 23 5:53
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RogerC39 wrote:
Burrito casserole sounds like a dish you’d serve at Mormon baby shower, along with green jello and funeral potatoes.

Wow, that's good!
(clarification: no, not good to eat, but just a funny word salad)
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Rick_pcfl
Jan 30, 23 5:56
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M~ wrote:
I don't understand, why didn't you shoot her?

Because she was smart enough to wait until I put the gun down so I could use the spatula. I didn't think about it until you asked, but now I realize that it must have been planned.
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Rick_pcfl
Jan 30, 23 5:58
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kiki wrote:
more importantly

how was the casserole?

We all agreed that we'll go back to using salsa on it. The salsa isn't quite as runny.
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Dr. Tigerchik
Jan 30, 23 15:58
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RogerC39 wrote:
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funeral potatoes
these sound scrumptious. got a recipe?

my mom makes these and I love them.
Cubed or shredded potato (10 potatoes, parboil them... or buy 30 oz frozen), 10.5 oz can of cream of mushroom soup, 2c sour cream, 2c cheese

mix and bake at 350 degrees for 40-50 min
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
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