If you can guarantee that I get to see Conner McGregor get his ass kicked, I will watch.

I'm not gonna lie, this looks like a remake I will definitely watch.

Well, Jake is actually an exceptional actor and literally nobody in Walking Tall remake had acting talent, so that's a step in the right direction.

If you can guarantee that I get to see Conner McGregor get his ass kicked, I will watch.

Well, Jake is actually an exceptional actor and literally nobody in Walking Tall remake had acting talent, so that's a step in the right direction.

ETA: I've never seen the original.

I enjoy much of what you post.

This fact, however, is unbelievably disturbing to me.

Kelly Lynch. Absolute smokeshow.

Father Time remains undefeated.

A sad, but real truth for all of us...

Amen to that brother.

ETA: I've never seen the original.

Yes. Plus, Jake is nice to look at.

ETA: I've never seen the original.

And, I would LOVE to see Chandler kick CMcG's ass.

Or is it the worst best movie ever made?

Are you...familiar with the Road House storyline? I would definitely watch operating under the assumption McGregor gets his ass kicked at some point.

doug liman should probably be fairly thankful that this did not come out as a theater release.

McGregor was absolutely ridiculous. Gyllenhaal was alright.

But isn't McGregor absolutely ridiculous in real life? He was just being himself.

Who was the doctor in the original flick? She was hot.

She was, but just looked her up. Holy hell she has not aged well.

Road House is the best worst movie ever made.

Huh? This sentence makes no sense to me at all. Maybe a polar bear fell on you and kept you from seeing it.

I am so tired of his BS

Given i don't think chandler and he will meet in the ring, I think we will have to just take jake doing it

McGregor is a borderline psychopath. I’d be willing to bet he has a personality disorder. This is outside of his fight promotion shtick. One minute he seems like the most affable and charming person person in the world. He’s done a lot of humanitarian stuff and so on. The next day he’s punching a 70 year old man for not taking a whiskey shot with him or throwing a dolly through a bus window.

I've never seen it either. I don't get what the hype is about.

WTAF?

I don't even think I had heard about it before all the talk about the remake started happening....

BCtriguy1 wrote:

I don't even think I had heard about it before all the talk about the remake started happening....

Greatest worst dude movie ever.

Is that a compliment?

doug liman should probably be fairly thankful that this did not come out as a theater release.

McGregor was absolutely ridiculous. Gyllenhaal was alright.

BCtriguy1 wrote:

I don't even think I had heard about it before all the talk about the remake started happening....

Says a guy who's clearly never seen Big Trouble in Little China.

I've never seen it either. I don't get what the hype is about.

I've never seen it either. I don't get what the hype is about.

I dunno, maybe because you've never seen it? I've never watched the Godfather so I don't get why it's such a big deal, either.

The Godfather won three Oscars and is widely considered one of the most iconic ever made.

WTAF?

Yeah, but I've never seen it so I don't get the hype.

Were you aware that the Sistine chapel was kind of a big deal before you saw it? Or did you not get the hype of that one either.

So we agree that the premise that "I've never seen it either. I don't get what the hype is about." is a stupid idea, then? Great.

The Godfather won three Oscars and is widely considered one of the most iconic ever made.

Watching now. Holy Christ is the acting terrible and Conor hasn’t shown up yet. Somehow I doubt he’ll enhance the acting.

That’s only because the Academy is racist … against Swayze.

All you need to know:

That movie just sucked.

Gyllenhaal actually wasn’t that bad in it. Everyone else was bad beyond words. Conor McGregor should stick to his day job. Also the script was total shit.

The Keys looked beautiful though.

That movie just sucked.

Gyllenhaal actually wasn’t that bad in it. Everyone else was bad beyond words. Conor McGregor should stick to his day job. Also the script was total shit.

The Keys looked beautiful though.

Just watched it. Pretty bad. McGregor was awful, he was the worst part of the movie.

He was absolutely the worst part of the movie. He basically acted like a real life cartoon character. Everything about his acting was so over the top and unnatural. It’s funny because all he had to really do was act like Conor McGregor. He also looks ridiculous all bulked up like that.

Haven't seen it, but may queue it up for a trainer ride. Reading everyone's reviews, this sounds like a perfect movie to get real high ( I do not partake) and watch, or take a shot ( I do imbibe) when something totally fucking ridiculous happens.

Good way to kill some time so the bolded is a good idea. The movie was not great but it was mindless entertainment,

Sadly, I don't think I've seen a movie made in the past 5 or 10 years (except Top Gun 2) that was even average. So much new stuff just sucks beyond belief.

As for Connor - Its hard to believe he fought at 155 looking at him now.

So we agree that the premise that "I've never seen it either. I don't get what the hype is about." is a stupid idea, then? Great.

How about "All art is subjective and to judge it properly you need to experience it"? Would that work for you? It holds up for visual art, movies, music and TikToks.

If you don't get it, I've run out of crayons trying to explain it to you.

Apparently you've run out of tampons, too.

Well at least I know that if you can only resort to personal attacks without anything else, you realize you're wrong. It takes a big man to admit that they're wrong. I hope you can find some and they can explain that to you.

Well at least I know that if you can only resort to personal attacks without anything else, you realize you're wrong. It takes a big man to admit that they're wrong. I hope you can find some and they can explain that to you.

Dude, you essentially called his stance stupid and then said you needed crayons to explain it to him but you’re pulling the ah hominem card bc he then said you ran out of tampons?

Chill the fuck out. The original was one of the iconic stupid but good movies for a few reasons but I know plenty of people that don’t like it or heard about it but didn’t wanna see it.

So just chill out and be nice until it’s time to not be nice.

I split the difference. I made a point PLUS the ad hominem attack. I can do two things. He can only do the one because he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

So just relax and chill out. If you don't like my posts, feel free to not read them.

That about sums it up.

That movie just sucked.

Gyllenhaal actually wasn’t that bad in it. Everyone else was bad beyond words. Conor McGregor should stick to his day job. Also the script was total shit.

The Keys looked beautiful though.

Apparently the movie was filmed in the Dominican Republic and not the Keys.

Watched it last night. It was entertaining and I’m glad I didn’t have to pay for it.

Gyllenhaal is an excellent actor and I really enjoy his movies. The rest were crap. CM is a terrible actor but he delivered as expected. Did seem a bit forced though. Could have done without his random car scenes and him crashing into everything as he parked.

Final fight scene was pretty good except for the end. Wooden stakes seemed overkill to me. As was the boat flying through the air a la Bad Boys or Fast and Furious.

But I laughed quite a bit in the car scene when he was driving the dudes to the hospital and said “bump.”

The scenery was great though.

But the first one was terribly good. This was just terribly terrible. I don't know if all the steroids JG took affected his acting but he was horrible. The script was horrible. The lack of scenery was horrible. The villain was a joke. The best actor was the fake crocodile. And they didn't even use a see you later alligator joke with it. The only good thing is the theater I saw it in serves really nice cocktails.