matt can you unite the christian minority and prey for brother gunther

Be glad that he didn't block your IP number... yet...

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smartasscoach.tri-oeiras.com

the place i post from(work) has about 50 IP's.......i never offend any of you tossers so i shouldnt get banned.

over 70 of you have looked at this post in a few min.you all know you want him back

The question is... do I feel lucky?... well.. do you, punk?

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smartasscoach.tri-oeiras.com

We were hoping for something witty.

By the way, I think Gunther has posted after your initial post on this thread, perhaps he was enjoying a vegamite sandwich earlier.

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I most certainly want him back.
Where is he?

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i think he is asleep........it is midnight here

"Be glad that he didn't block your IP number... yet..."

gunther's ISP used dynamic IP addressing. so i banned the entire set of his ISP's IPs. asianet or some such thing out of OZ.

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Dan Empfield
aka Slowman

i found gunther amusing.

I found Gunther in Oxford St.

Dan, you canned Gunther?

Onya mate.

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kiwipat

per ardua ad astra

You yanks are the sofest bunch of people I've seen. You talk about freedom of speech then ban someone when they have exercised their right to talk about a topic (even if it usually revloves around topics of the anal kind). It seems that in the good ol U S of A the go is to silence anyone that is slightly left of the middle, it has worked for Mr Bush and so it seems, it will work for you.

Dan you surprise me with your actions and lack of humour...but hey I better not say anymore as I may get bumped off after one post.....now that would be a record wouldn't it!!!!

What has Gunther done that I haven't done like twenty million times?

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

Roxii, what exactly were you looking for in Oxford Street when you found Gunther?

Apparently it was the Annual "Divine" tribute night, and I couldnt find the right club. Luckily I stumbled upon the kindly German, and he showed me the way.



I've never taken anal hygene for granted since that day!

taken anal hygene

that is rather an unfortunate phrase, don't you think?

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kiwipat

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This on behalf of Gunther himself (I am currently on the phone to him)

I miss you all but especially that icon Dan the Man from Levitan.

Love from Oxford Street in the proximity of Divines home base



Gunther T Normann

Captain Dan,

you run a tight ship but don't keelhaul the scurvey dog just yet, he knows the way to hidden treasure. I seen the map, it's a treasure map!

You have to forgive Gunther, it's what happens to us living out in the penal colonies brought up on nothing but sausages and tomato sauce (ketchup). He's just here lookin' for something different to eat, corn bread, pumpkin pie, real baked beans (that could be dangerous!), he'll even try a quessadilla, just nake his a hot one.

Oops I'd better go now, back over the side!

Crikey, this editor is a bit cludgey.

I guess what it boils down to is the fact that the reality is that this is a private forum, and as Dan pays the bills, he gets to decide who can come and play or not. Might not be fair, but then fair doesnt pay the bills.

Whilst some of us (including me) think that banning someone because they dont conform (to what Im not quite sure) is a tad excessive - as is the blanket ban on an ISP - there is literally nothing we can do about it.

I have to ask though - does that mean that for those of us that find discussions on politics (Bush in particular) or religon utterly offensive, we can ask for those posters to be likewise removed?

I put anal hygene right up there with oral hygene. Less stinky when you clean up.

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This is certainly not meant to downplay the impotance of scrotal hygene, or the bit of land in between.



Can get right festy down there if you dont adhere to a strict routine.

Yes Pooky it really is about perception and brother Dan seems to perceive Gunther to be different (which may scare him).....the best thing to do when we are scared is to erase the fear....I am praying for brother Dan.

Gunther sends his love

I put anal hygene right up there with oral hygene. Less stinky when you clean up.





yes, I knew a girl once who swore black and blue that we would be able to combine the one with the other...she was a troubled child, but great flaming blue balls of Jesus those were good years.

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kiwipat

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on krd german tourists have been known to offer nz guys money for sex.

BB1,

Whislt Gunther may be a complete arse, I will defend his right to be so. And since when did that exclude people from either this forum, or this sport?

 
Dan seems happy to run an open house policy where anyone can come in but that doesn't mean that he has to put up with someone sitting in his living room and talking sh*t and annoying his guests.

I'm sure if gunther tones it down a bit no one will mind if he come back - what do you think Buccaneer, BB1 - what is he really like?

Yeah you go Pooky Pooky....I have passed your support onto brother Gunther and he has expressed his gratitude through tears of joy....

Davet my friend and compadre,

Gunther is salt of the earth (do you use that in the US...it means top guy or friggen A person) although his fixation with anal hygeine can get tiresome especially on a long run. My theory is that in friendships, especially on-line ones, we are non-judgemental, so I choose to accept all of him.

I am yet to see anything he has posted as being viscous or hurtful, but that is my perception. Maybe Dan has hygeine problems and is sensitive to this (only guessing). But Davet my point is this...he is one that provides an air of frivolity that only a handful can give. This is why we adore him (even though he is German...)

JUST DON"T MENTION THE WAR (little ozzie joke there)

Perhaps we have the heart of the matter right there. This could be the answer - if he is in fact German. Im convinced they are still pissed after all these years that that are 0 for 2 over the whole war thing. That and the fact that the Germanic sense of humor is well known for being - um - ahem - not there?

C'mon Dan, give the poor boy a break, bring him back. Look at it this way. If he is not a Kraut, he is probably an Ocker, and as such in desperate need of our sympathy, right?

Hi Big Boy (ooo err),

I'm a bit closer to you than the US - and I'm sure I remember a TV programme many years ago with a certain Normann Gunther in it also.

How come Gunther is better behaved on other forums?

Anyway, I'll have a beer with Gunther anytime.

He's hardly better behaved, the sense of humour is better there!

Well I wouldn't have him in my lounge room either but I'd gladly let him in my garage. But hey, that is why we have cyberspace to mix with anyone and maintain total hygiene integrity. Will he tone it down?
Have you seen Pipillion? Have you seen Cool Hand Luke?

Also let's get this distinction of public/private cleared up a little. True the forum is privately owned but it is a public space, just like a restaurant it is still subject to the law and all the prohibitions that holds against descrimination of various kinds. You couldn't get away with throwing out someone because they were over 60 much less because they were Australian.

I have not bothered to read the American Supreme Court cases on the topic but I think you will find, and I say this because our laws are all common law based. Some of the details are different but the general principles are the same. At least in English cases, private ownership is no bar to a space being declared a public space. If you are open to the public at large there is no picking and choosing just because you don't like someone. Of course like all clubs you can have rules but at this point there don't seem to be any, which more or less makes any decision to ban, somewhat arbitrary. But that is OK give reasons compile precedents and follow them that is what the manorial lords did back in the feudal times and it will seem as reasonable as the man on the Clapham omnibus.

Don't, and Gunther might just pick up with a team of hungry lawyers looking to chase this fat galleon down swing aboard with cutlasses at the ready and start swashbuckling, and you all remember how good Erol Fynn was, right? What do you think Gunther uses as his cleaning utensil of choice? Let me tell ya, you don't want to get stabbed by it!!

Wierd ain't it? You might have been right about me all along.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

I love ya. It's common knowledge I do.

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Appropriate action, Dan. This forum is part of your business, and if a poster does things that ultimately turn people away from the forum, it hurts the business. Gunther's free speech rights are intact, he can start his own forum. Everyone who loves him can go and enjoy him over there.

I would guess rocket salad is next.

I agree, I came here cuz RST was a mess.

jaretj

DFL, nice work brother. I once met a bad poster called Bill. He was bad to the bone bro, and he's never coming back. Are your sugar levels high at an early age or whats cookin ...............

why me?

Dan

Ok,you have banned them all.Will you now ban all the other crap that we dont like as well Dan? I (and I know others as well) are offended by the chistian talk that is spat out on this forum? Or do you just ban the stuff that offends you?

Im sure you dont want to be seen as a hypocrite.

occa

Your new. This forum has had a huge attitude change as of late. It seems much more combative and tense. We all didn't know what was going on or really what to do but low and behold we get the Aussie invasion and now we have targets.

Bad timing.

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gunther is boring and easily entertained

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This is my fault. It happens over and over. I find new friends. Then they hate me.

 I may hate you but we can still make out. ;-)

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Kissing or no kissing?

It's all good to me. I am ready for anything.

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OK. But you have to stop this:

and tell me you love me and that I don't have a big ass.