I cannot express to you the degree to which I despise that utterly devoid, completely awful and entirely uncreative show.

I loath that program. It, along with Friends and Sex in the City, represent a microcosm of everything wrong with TV and our society.

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so tribriguy...you uhhh..gonna eat that sandwich...whoa

okay Tom (I totally agree btw) I'll bite...when and if you watch tv..what do you like to watch?

in defense of "friends":

i also hate that show. very much. you're right, there's something wrong with television and society as a whole when show after show after show follow the following plot:

misunderstanding...confusion...hilarity ensues

still, there is something to be said for "friends", which is this: it's mindless! you can just turn your brain off for half an hour, laugh at stupidity, and lust after jennifer aniston. what's wrong with a little entertainment and relaxation?

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I'm kind of a documentary guy. I like movies too. And news. If it is real, I like to watch it. I like that show where those guys build motorcycles and argue all the time. It's like here.

-Saw a National Geographic documentary on the nomadic, aquatic Mokin people of Myanmar last night. Fascinating.

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Jennifer Anniston is pretty.

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so no sitcoms or docudramas for you then? I was hoping you'd at least be a Buffy or a CSI guy. The bubble has been burst. Hey, got to meet Fleck this yesterday at a local du. Cool guy who is still in some serious looking shape..for a self admitted retired old triguy

Tom, man, you need some Zoloft. . .or some serious circus sex. Your misanthropy is feeding your autophobia some serious mind altering substances dude.

Tom, if you like documentaries, if you saw any of these, what did you think of 'Roger and Me', 'The Big One', 'Bowling for Columbine', and 'Supersize Me'?

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also, what exactly is "circus" sex? with animals?

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Anywho, I was riding my bike the other day when this guy runs into me and guess what? He didn't have any running or biking insurance so the judge sentenced him to be my coach. My friend Jim wanted to borrow him but I said "He's my coach!!!" Then my other friend Eraine wanted to date him but that was out of the question cuz he shaveded his legs and people thought he was gay. She explained to me that gay men don't shave their legs and we debated on that for a few weeks. She decided to try to get him to change teams but he was too familiar with the equimpent.

It turns out that he has very flat feet and runs barefoot everywhere, that caused some problems when he went to Miejer and couldn't buy my any powerbars. So I had him try to make a monocote disk to make me faster but he explained to me that all I needed was a set of zipps. I thought he was talking about shoes and quickly went to K-smart and got some (you know having flat feet) for about $10 cuz you know those shoe stores are ripping us off with those high priced motion control moon boots.

Then he suggests a new bike but can't make up his mind if it should be carbon, aluminum, steel or whatnot. He is also confused about wheel size. 650 or 700. Well higher should be better he thinks and orders them in a clincher. I get all upset about the fact that clinchers are training wheels and he says that they spin slower so it doesn't make any difference.

Do you want more?

jaretj

As an avid viewer of the Cirque de Soleil, I would imagine those folks could help you with a good definition of "circus" sex. No animals required. Unless we're talking about HM Bunnyman or Ze Gopha.

there is also a mooseshelby on here too

and a kentiger

I disagree(at least about the Zoloft bit. It's not for me to judge who needs curcus sex.) Tom will be fine as long as he focuses his anger and uses it for good, rather than evil.

He could ignite the next cycling fad, such as cycling in your wetsuit to both reduce transition times and make you more aero.

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I once attended a costume party with a girl I was dating dressed as characters in Cirque de Soleil. It was humiliating. It was not halloween, and she forced me to go in a party store dressed like that to buy a bottle of wine (which I don't even drink) for the party.

However, after the party we had our own version of Cirque de Soleil at her apartment. It was worth a little humiliation. most entertaining.

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tmi man tmi

well thank god. finally something positive re: women and mr. demmerly. it was looking very bleak for a moment there...

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Then again, it is in keeping with the NOTHING topic. . .as in NOTHING is happening there. . .

>>>I loath that program. It, along with Friends and Sex in the City, represent a microcosm of everything wrong with TV and our society. Give me a break, Tom.

Uncreative?? That's a false statement if ever I've heard one.

Seinfeld was a good show. So was Sex in the City.

Tom, that motorcycle building show is American Chopper on the Discovery Channel. Actually, one of my favorites. I understand they are building a motorcycle and putting Powercranks on it.

I did not care for either one.

Seinfeld is trite and stupid and the characters are absurd. The writing is poor IMO.

Sex in the City is so pretentious. I saw a commercial featuring the female characters- I didn't find any of them sexy or alluring. Just whiny and pretentious.

One of the characters in Sex in the City said,

"I've been dating for 15 years, where is he???" The answer is: You're ugly, skinny, self-important, whiny, pretentious and a harsh charicature of yourself- that is why you are still dating with no success..."

The female chracters in that show are utterly undesireable.

It should be called "Whiny, selfish, self-important, unattractive, over the hill desperate women in the city."

The show has body odor.

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never really watched the show but I always thought Kim Cattrall was kinda sexy..for someone old enough to be my mom

Best shows on TV(fiction -based)

• The Wire
• Deadwood - my current fave; anyone else watching this one?
• The Sopranos
• Southpark

I don't think I watch anything at all on network television.

Actually, you know a show I remember I really liked- and I am not kidding here I am totally serious- I really thought The Waltons was a gem of television writing and production. I loved that show. Maybe becasue it was written from the perspective of John boy Walton, who was trying to develop as a writer- but I loved the family, the chracters, the house, the setting, the writing, the stories- I loved that show.

I doubt a similar show would sell any commercials now.

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I think the real answer is that it was a TV show called Sex in the City and it wouldn't be near as interesting if the characters found Mr. Right right away.

I like to watch American Chopper every once in a while as well, but Tom they are all abunch of dumb asses on that show as well! Its sort of like watching WWF. All very staged and coreographed. Lets see, this episode: Paul Sr. bitches because they are running behind, the shop is dirty and he cant find his tools. Paul Jr. reads directly off of the teleprompter while the other son sits in the background and picks his nose and eats it.

Id rather watch all the "nipples" on Friends even though that got old sometimes as well:)

a show that instills family value, honesty, hard work...good heavens man you have to be kidding..who would watch it..maybe people undergoing family counselling would have to watch it as part of a self help program or something...certainly wouldn't fly with many in the under 70 set. Too bad too.

Tom, None of those women are supposed to be "REAL" women. They all represent one, or at most, a couple of facets of the female sexuality. In order explore those facets. . .OF COURSE they become a caricature of the arch-type. Its over the top, and meant to be. You'd have to mix them together in some combination to describe most women.

Damn, dude. Women are not the enemy. . .

I dated a girl who would watch that show and so wanted to be one of the characters. She envied them. She thought they represented the epitome of female existence.

In her life, I think she has tried to emulate their behavior. It is as though, when she makes a decision in her life, she either conciously or subconciously models her decisions after chracters on the show. There is no question that, even at 34 years old, they were a powerful role model for her. And she knows for a fact that all her failed relationships are because she hasn't found the right guy.

Those two shows (Seinfeld and Sex in the City) strike a serious nerve with me. Becasue of her, I hate them- and her.

I don't like feeling that way, it takes a lot energy and it is not how I want to be, but it is also an effective defence mechanism. This person screwed me over repeatedly for years. In the end they were niether accountable or honest and have never (and will never) apologize. To her, her conduct was perfectly justifiable and acceptable. There is no reason to apologize.

To me, that is frightening.

Also, I do have somewhat of a confession: I have been dating a fine young lady for about four weeks and it is quite nice. I just got off the phone with her. She is a fine friend and quite a nice young lady.

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Mystery Science Theater 3000, Ultrabot, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Frazier, WXC, Mel Brookes movies, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, M4/203, England, Mexico, 1957 Chevy Nomads, drag bars on choppers, healthy ass, Hardware Wars, WMds found, Cervelo, Titan Flex, Shimano, CH aero covers, Spinergy, Slowtich, Team Secondhand Racing, older asian women, Doc Marten's, Pearl Izumi, Wilco, Tim Deboom, athiest, Athenas, TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS!

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Yea man I'm hooked on Deadwood too - I love the use of language on the show.

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On the other hand, Tom. . .This book is required reading for all of my Marines considering getting married. . .

http://www.enotalone.com/books/0961593806.html

Check it out. At least you'll go into battle well-trained!

But don't let this new nice young lady see it. Its like kryptonite to women.

I promised myself I'd lurk today, but:

First, your dressed like a character from Cirque de Soleil buying wine you'll never drink. (Want to get the visual out of my head, but can't; forgive me if I seek refuge in some vino)

Then, you reveal you love the Waltons. (Hmmm)

Now you say that you're dating AND that she's nice.

Stop now, please. Pretty soon you'll be all well-adjusted and happy.

Contrary to popular belief I am normal, boring, and pretty happy. People think I am a weirdo because that is weird in our society.

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Here, here...I got nothing out of Friends...Sex in the City...Yeah I've had sex in the city. Never have watched it...don't carry HBO. Waste of $$$.

What happened to the good shows? M*A*S*H, Good Times, Cheers, Sanford and Son, etc?

I agree with you. The use of language is terrific. I think the actor that plays Al Swearingen is awesome. Man, last week's episode was brutal.

The fact that it's loosely based on real events makes it that much more facinating.

"I agree with you. The use of language is terrific. "

I'm still bummed out over the decline of "The West Wing." That show used to have great writing- now it's just "ER Goes to Washington."

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Perfect!!!!!! The thread has degenerated into a discussion of TV shows. . .essentially NOTHING! Time to train. . .

I thought The West Wing was a hopelessly "hip" and unbelievably sensational depiction of Washington politics.

If they were more accurate in their depiction, it would have been pretty boring and lame IMO.

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never watched it. I get 2 television channels. They carry either ABC, CBS, or the Beeb, depending on the time of day. On weekends we get cricket (Windies vs. Bangladesh last weekend)

There hasn't been anything decent on TV since M*A*S*H and All in the Family. Reality TV sucks, its anything but. If it was "reality" then there would be a show about paying my telephone bill, or commuting. That's it, a show about the daily commute!!! How many idiots will cut me off this morning?

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I thought The West Wing was a hopelessly "hip" and unbelievably sensational depiction of Washington politics.

Yeah, but if I wanted to see a realistic depiction of Washington politics I'd watch C-Span.

What I used to like about West Wing was the dialogue- fast and smart. Not anymore.

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

The real question is, which thread will win, this one, or the WMD confirmed thread?

Both were started at the same time and have similar viewed numbers, though this one has been posted on the most.

I predict the WMD will win, b/c while this thread will eventually fizzle out, the WMD thread will linger on as the same 6-7 people argue back and forth for rest of the week.

I don't really care, I just hope that damned PC thread dies a cruel and unusual death. and I'm a pacifist

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I think that this thread will beat both becuase I will make it win. Since it is about nothing you can't stop me. The WMD thread will fall into a Bush hate/defend battle of your mamas. While Rip and Frank will finally measure there strong sausages and stop the pointless debate.

This will hit 1000 if it takes me the rest of the year.

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Exactly my reason for instigating this thread. As long as folks are going to pointlessly argue. . .let's pointlessly argue about NOTHING in particular. Save The Seinfeld Thread. . .vote with your posts!

Where's Tibbs when I need him. Tibbsy. . .Tibbsy. . .come start some crap.

Aaaaaaannnnnnnndddddddd. . .speak of the devil!

Thanks Tibbsy!

if everyone is off-topic, then aren't we on-topic?

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This will hit 1000 if it takes me the rest of the year.


Let me help motivate you, Tibbs. . .

Texas sucks. The whole "state" bites and should be handed over to Mexico.

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"speak of the devil!"

There is no devil so sit back and watch me make you a legned. The man who started the 1000 post thread.

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I'm not adding anything meaningful, just giving the thread a bump

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OK, the top 3 television shows of all time:

1. Walker, Texas Ranger
2. The Incredible Hulk
3. Macgyver

I will take Chuck Norris beating the hell out of some bad guy any day over Friends and Sex in the City.

Enough said.

I think I might go for a run this evening.

Dammit, that's on-topic. Should I start a new thread for that?

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Texas sucks now more than ever.

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(removes finger from nose, stops staring at cieling and wipes drool from mouth.)

Hey you just kinda back handed insulted me! Oh well fiver is in the mail.

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it's actually aqua teen hunger force (number one in the hood, g)

commence the jigglin'!

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"The bicycle riders drank much wine, and were burned and browned by the sun. They did not take the race seriously except among themselves." -- Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

"3. Macgyver "

Loved that show. Besides, everybody used to tell me that I looked like him. One time I was at a mall and two kids came over and said "Mr. MacGyver, could we have your autograph.

Truth is, don't think I really looked like him. Just wore the same hair style back then.

Thing is, when I run I have this thing, where I keep kicking my ankle bones, and eventually come home with bleeding ankles. should I try shaving down my shoes?

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Hmm...I like the random thoughts idea.

I've got an IM in 6 days for which I feel woefully underprepared, at least for my time goals

Damn, Deadwood is a good show

Sooner or later, I've got to get back on the horse w/regards to the ladies

I need to play my guitar more

I need to spend some significant time overseas

several "best of" lists for tv shows and no mention of 'the simpsons'? that's an absolute travesty. last nite's show was classic...

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I like the one where he made land mines out of some pine cones. Are there pine trees in Iraq?

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Wha? back handed Tibbs? Never. . .The forum would crush me. A man's gotta pick and choose his battles.

Jenny McCarthy IS kinda funny after all, she's just not marketed well. Try to imagine Shrek with her as Fiona INSTEAD of Caremon Ditz, I mean Diaz. Could have been just as funny, Fiona would have been really hot, and we'd be seeing an influx of ex-Playmates trying to act.

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"The forum would crush me."

HAHAHAHA! They would carry you on thier shoulders. You funny GI.

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The Simpsons?! I quit watching cartoons as soon as I reached puberty.

Holy crap, I just noticed there's a PC thread w/ 400+ posts!! New forum record. I can't believe I hadn't noticed it. I guess those threads don't even register w/me anymore.

Yep sorry typed wrong. Supposed to type Ultrabot, Aqua teen hunger force.

Good call.

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Ya'all gotta be kiddin me. . .No Dukes of Hazzard on your lists? That show ruled! Licensed Redneckery, bad-ass car chases, and a super-hottie chick in a Jeep! Oh and theme song by the Outlaw! I think we can trace the origins of Political Correctness directly to it's influence!

Nuttin' wrong w/ cartoons. Except Tom and Jerry. My grandfather watched that show 'til the day he died. I never liked it.



Long live the Pink Panther!!

Best cartoon ever.

the simpsons has some of the most intelligent writing of any show out right now. sharply satirical and topical almost every week. just because it's a cartoon doesn't change any of that...

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Hey we need to add some posts so let's get me and you worked out.

I thank you great. What can I do to make you not a Tibbs lover but a Tibbs kinda liker sorta?

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400 a new record? Pffft! How many did the infamous Becca threads get?

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Ultra Teen Hunger Force, Frazier, WXC, Mel Brookes movies, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, M4/203, England, Mexico, 1957 Chevy Nomads, drag bars on choppers, healthy ass, Hardware Wars, WMds found, Cervelo, Titan Flex, Shimano, CH aero covers, Spinergy, Slowtich, Team Secondhand Racing, older asian women, Doc Marten's, Pearl Izumi, Wilco, Tim Deboom, athiest, Athenas, TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS!


This is my lucky day ;)

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<<Mr. Tibbs a constipation of ideas buried underneath a diarrhaea of words.

It is true. You are a clever man, but mostly post crap. The most accurate signature ever.

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Got nuttin but luv for ya brudda. Ain nuttin but a thang.

Why thank you!

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Best cartoons: Simpsons and Southpark don't really count

• Pink Panther
• Starblazers
• Battle of the Planets(G Force!!)
• Dungeons and Dragons
• Spiderman/Hulk hour
• Smurfs
• Superfriends
• Flinstones
• Felix the Cat - some of those episodes were scary
• Transformers(original)
• Xmen(Original)
• Herculoids
• Space Ghost
• Beavis and Butthead

I know I'm missing a ton, but I've got to go. I'll add to it later.

As you can tell by my list of things I love I have great taste.

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Felix the Cat.

Speed Racer.

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If you click on Replies, you will get a ranking of the most posted to threads. Becca's in 7th. PC's #1.

Also, I do have somewhat of a confession: I have been dating a fine young lady for about four weeks and it is quite nice. I just got off the phone with her. She is a fine friend and quite a nice young lady.

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Tom, congratulations and good luck. I only wish my lady friend wasn't 5000, miles away studying why seagulls shouldn't eat McDonalds. By the way that is her phd project in a nutshell. Since this thread is about nothing, and we already know why triathletes shouldn't eat McDonalds. Give me your opinions on why seagulls shouldn't eat McDonalds.

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I've got wilco tickets for june 9th at the 9:30 club (it's "smallish") ... i'm so excited.

seeing the band before the new album is released is just too cool.

umm ... you meant that wilco didn't you?

Tom -

I'm surprised you hate Seinfeld so much. Friends and SATC I can see why you hate. I live in NYC (and went to U-M), so watching SATC was sort of required reading. Unfortunately, I agree with you about that show. By the end, I thought it had really disintegrated into a show about overly self-involved, materialistic, narcissistic, aging ingenue-wannabes who cared more about shoes than people, who seemed to think that just being sexy would take of the problems that ordinary people struggle through. It was really revolting, for no other reason that I think it does represent a segment of society here, and some segment of hopefuls out in the rest of America. Of course, I put this on the HBO forum right before the last episode and got flamed and lauded. I also pointed out that it was absurd to hope that Carrie would return to a guy who had treated her like shit and was not likely to commit, but it seemed that women wanted to see the fantasy.

As for Seinfeld, I'm sorry you hate it so much. I guess I wouldn't say that it's particularly well-written, taking the age-old sitcom formula of coincidences and misunderstandings to a slightly higher level. I think most people responded to how well-drawn the characters are, and how inherently comical they are, rather than the writing.

I take it then you were a fan of Frasier, or the West Wing (when its on), which is a remarkably densely written show?

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Arrrgh!!!

How could I forget Speed Racer??? One of the best ever.

Oooh, ooooh, (imagine Speed driving)

<<Unbeknownst to Speed, this is his older brother Rex, who ran away from home years ago>>

scooby doo, before they added scrappy.

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Is there anoth Wilco? Greatness only has one name. I saw Showan Knife open for Wilco a while back. Brilliant.

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Dude, now you've done it. We had effectively buried some of those threads. Now someone is bound to be unable to resist their evil pull.

BTW, I have a free set of well-used size M Scott RCO aerobars (TSR rates them 5-stars!) to the person who effectively kills the PCs thread!

In keeping with the spirit of the thread ...

Can we at least agree that we are all masters of our domain?

drn92

You can't kill the PC thread. Frank and Rip are the same person. I am not kidding. They just seem to be reapeating the same thing. Frank is expanding the thread.

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Um...Bugs Bunny....hello? Best cartoon EVER!



Vince

Oh I'm not. Show me a P2k and it's all over.

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Is it legal to hijack the PC thread and fly it to Cuba?

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i'm jealous. huge fan of yankee hotel foxtrot

"all i can be is a busy sea of spinning wheels and hands that feel for stones to throw and feet that run but come back home"

brilliant

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"The bicycle riders drank much wine, and were burned and browned by the sun. They did not take the race seriously except among themselves." -- Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Good one.

Were Brutus and Bluto the same guy?

Pluto has inspired me! List what you hate about me and I will use that in my self treament. It'll be fun!

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Holy circuitous Logic, Tibbsman! Will we ever be free of the PC thread? Where will evil FD spin his next web of deceipt?

da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Tibbsman! Kapow!!!! Blam!!!!!

let's see, single triathlete tapering for race this weekend. suuuuuuuure i am master of my domain. right.

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Best cartoons of all time Johnny Quest and Speed racer.

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speaking of hijacking (to get off the pc tip),

yesterday i was hijacked by my girl ... we were going to go out and pick up a few household essentials from one of k-wal-get type places, with a "quick" stop to pick up a pair of shoes ... i figure, "great, i could use a new pair of kicks, let's roll."

8 hours later. that's EIGHT, for the hearing impaired i finally return home. now, i signed up for the duty so i'm not looking for any sympathy, but what i'm wondering is ... is eight hours of wandering around malls and various other shopping locals considered training? i mean i was only wearing a pair of $3 rubber flops, so i was working on the whole "foot strength" thing ... and honestly my calves were pretty worked over by the end of the day.

were this an epic camp, would i get any points?

Johnny Quest ruled.

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why not? because they are more of animated sitcoms?

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Gunsmoke. . .Marshal Dillon, Festus, Doc and Miss Kitty. . .Never missed an episode as a young wannabe cowboy. Lone Ranger paled in comparison.

I've known this girl for quite some time. I always thought she was pretty- a brown haired Jennifer Anniston with eyes the color of root beer. Great sense of humor, very smart, comes from a great family who are Dearborn "royalty".

We had lots of conversatios then one day she was like, "You should ask me out..." We had dinner and had a nice time. Three weeks later she kissed me. So far, so good. She is much nicer than I ever deserve.

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I just bought The Good, the Bad and the Ugly on DVD. Sergio Leone rules.

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Fear not Marine Boy! Luckily I put my anti self argument forum virus pill in my utility belt and we should see the end of that dastirdly thread.

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Ahhhh, the Spaghetti Westerns! I remember the "Western Week" they would have every few months back home on the CBS affiliate. Every day at 3:30 or so, a Western movie. . .usually a Spaghetti Western. . . Those weeks were slightly more popular than the "Monster Week" with Godzilla, King Kong, Mothra and the like.

Do Thunderbirds, StingRay, Fireball XL-5 or Captain Scarlet count???

Do Kimba, Marine Boy and Speed Racer count as one???

Are Fractured Fairy Tales a subset of Rocky & Bullwinkle.

Where does Clutch Cargo fit in???

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I've listened to the new disc a couple of times, and so far, I'm not willing to compare it to YHF. Any follow-up would probably be a letdown, no matter how good it was.

Beware of FD's nefarious alter-ego. . .RVW! Forum City quivers under his relentless truth-mongering.

"Where does Clutch Cargo fit in??? "

In my heart. Even though I have never seen it it makes me smile because just say Clutch Cargo around my dad and he will laugh and tell you how bad it was. I love it when my dad laughs.

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"You REALLY should have been here yesterday." Bruce Brown, The Endless Summer

http://www.glidemagazine.com/downloads23.html
http://www.glidemagazine.com/downloads24.html

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"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

This thread ahs become, like, three threads...

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wilco - i like where they're going ... the "more like the moon" ep had some real high points. although i haven't streamed the new album off their site yet i know it'll be brilliant. they're keeping a lot of the brilliantly complex, personal and intense lyrics while dirtying up their sound a bit (letting go of the brian wilson worship) ... it's gonna be gooooood.

Its like we're talking about NOTHING, isn't it Tom?



Hmmm. . . T.R.I BriGuy. . .Super Genius . . .

You're right that they keep getting better and better. I can't really judge it until I hear it on something better than notebook computer speakers.

If only they would come to Denver, but so far nothing is on the calendar. I saw them open for R.E.M. last fall at Red Rocks and they were brilliant.

As it should be ... one thread for Jerry & Elaine, one for George, and one for Kramer (Kramer gets the cartoon thread, unless there's a Superman reference)

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"T.R.I BriGuy. . .Super Genius"

I think so!

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"Its like we're talking about NOTHING"

Hey guys, what's the weather like where you are. It's sunny here.

Overcast. How is it that you have better weather in Canada than in Bermuda???

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I just posted my 1000 resume! Whoo hoo!

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Weather? Who's got time to notice that. . .I've been inside my work dungeon all day. . .uhhh. . .working. . .yeah. . .that's the ticket. . .working. . . right boss.

Weather's perfect for a swim indoors here!

Huge storm here... Hail, rain, insanity.

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Dude, I hope you somehow related whatever you do to AntiTerrorism. Folks are paying HUGE samoleans for folks who throw that word around. I've been offered over $100k/year as an Antiterrorism Expert. . .

What does an Antiterrorism expert do, exactly?

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2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly

Uhh. . .I've got 1000's of pages of manuals, some of which I've written, which describe what I do. . .but that would require talking about SOMETHING. . .something decidedly NOT in keeping with this thread. . .Wanna know? PM me. Seriously . . .its more than the so-called talking head xxxxxx-experts that CNN, FOXNEWS, MSNBC, et al. parade around. . .

so tom,

i'm going to be in aa for my bro in-law's graduation from med school on the 11th and was thinking about doing the race on sunday. with he and my sis evac-ing mich for greener pastures post-grad, this may be the last time i'm in the state (and therefore the last chance i to race in the midwest) for the forseeable future ... it would only be for shits and giggles, as my running has been coming around nicely, but my swimming and biking have been ... shall we way, not progressing at the same rate so far this year.

couple of q's ... 1. are there still slots open? 2. what's the course like? 3. is it really hailing there?

thanks

But it is not about the quantity, but quality (another guy with small dick I hear you say).

If you have to send that many you are doing something wrong.

How do you explain the lack of interest in recruting you?

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Must be moving my way, heard the first thunder as I was reading your post kind of freaky like a bad scary movie. Oh my god, it just hit, the hail sounds like it will break the windows. I won't see the cat for hours.

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**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*

Sunny in central Canada and last week's snow has finally melted.

I only ever liked Bugs bunny when he was up against Wylie Coyote "super genius"

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Oh, c'mon now. . .ya can't tell me Marvin Martian wasn't hilarious. . .

The Kaboom? Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

Someone has stolen the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. . .

Oh dear. . .delays, delays. . .

I stand corrected Marvin was very cool and in hindsight Black Jack Shelaque (sp?) was enertaining.

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So, in a pissing contest, is it distance or accuracy that counts?

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1. Yes, there are pleanty of slots open.
2. The course is really very, very flat. It is scenic and pretty darn cool. Pavement mostly perfect.
3. It stopped hailling about 30 minutes ago but is still raining.

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Tom Demerly
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"Wile E. Coyote ... Super Genius. I like the the way that sounds. Wile E. Coyote ... Suuuuperrrr Geniussss."

WHAM!!!!

"AllowmetointroducemyselfmynameisMud." <

"And MUD, spelled backwards, is DUM."



< Insert Primus / Les Claypool reference here

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This thread is hilarious- it is a complete mish-mash.

What a mess.

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Ya don't say. . .

Frank and Rip, I read that if you eat 3 bananas and wash it down with 3 shots of vodka, you will double your Vo2 max for up to an hour. Can you all discuss this...Wait a minute, damn-it, this is not the PC thread! S**T!

The definition of a no-shitter.

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Damn skippy !@#$%%#@#$!!!!!!!

These aren't the droids you're looking for!

Hey Tom, they found and raided your clubhouse!. . . No wonder you've been underground!

Relic Hunter - Tia Carrera

Charmed - Alyssa Milano

WWF- Sable

Scream - Drew Barrymore

Heat- Gina Gershon

...hate to think this thread got monster without an antipodean contribution.

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Get back to tv shows dammit...I want to know if the show Search and Rescue Alpha Team really existed or if it was only in my hyperactive imagination. Premise involved some park ranger and his friends and family using animals to help rescue people. I distinctly remember one episode where they tied keys to a ferret who then crawled down a sewer pipe so the guy at the other end could get out (all other ways in very blocked during an earthquake or something). Someone please tell me the show was real (albeit short lived).

And who could ever forget the A-Team in their best of list? Sheesh. The best was how they always kept getting MrT to drink milk laced with sleeping pills so they could get him on planes. Good thing he wasn't lactose intolerant.

I have asked damn near every single one of my friends about Blaque Jacques Shellaque, and NONE of them remember him. They all swear I'm smoking crack...

Thank you for confirming (at least this small part of) my sanity!

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Anybody remember the old cartoon "Gigantor"? Early Japanese import, had the world's most annoying theme song.

My kiwi friend, none of those neo-sexpots hold even a flicker of a candle to the IMMORTAL DAISY DUKE!!!!!!

Search and Rescue Alpha Team? Huh?

Ultraman ruled!

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ah, I don't know where you've been riding on Grosse Ile, but the pavement is far from perfect. There are some nice sections, but they are few and far between. I try to convince myself that riding on these shitty SE michigan roads makes me tough.



TomAnnapolis, if you'd consider doing the relay I am looking for a runner, send me a PM if you're interested. Quite contrary to you, my swim and bike are coming along nicely, but my run is non-existant due to injury. I really want to TT the du on my bike since I train on the Island everyday.

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Draw Poker. . .

Ok



Beat that, Black Jacque Shellaque

Relic Hunter?? The Lost World-Margeurite

Charmed-okay..you're right here

WWE (not WWF)-gotta be Stacy Kiebler (oh those legs)

Scream-Denise Richards

one of the funniest movies ever (too bad it's a chick flick) the Sweetest Thing. The penis song had my laughing so hard I cried (your penis is so big...it's too big to fit in here..too big to fit in here)

yeah, fair point.

They did a remake a while back didn't they? She still looked fine, (who is she in 'real' life lol)a little worn round the edges, a bit more 'junk in the trunk', but still well worth a roll in the Kumara patch.

Anyway, I was only joking. I am giving up tv to re read all the classic books from back in the day.

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"But it is not about the quantity, but quality (another guy with small dick I hear you say)." That's my line! I have said that for years. Never works.

Last week I took a resume writing course and realized my orginal resume sucked. I have since wrote 5 new resumes for diffrent types of work and a special key word heavy resume for emailing. I have buisness card resumes on order. So I am hoping things look up.

My problem right now is no degree and no practical civilian work exprience. I am up against a job field full of exprienced specailist. All I need is a night job so I can start school.

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She was played by Katherine Bach. . .who had a little known sister, Barbara, who played in a movie called "Caveman" in 1981. Talk about a pair of sisters!

The Bach sisters, related no doubt to that music dude.

What a family of geniuses....who knew?

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Catherine Bell....swooooooonnnnn

Barbara. . .aka Major Anya Amasova, The Spy Who Loved Me



Catherine. . .aka Daisy Duke. . .

"Caveman" is one of the funniest movies ever. Hysterical. The scene where the guy fell into the dinosaur dookie is great. And when Matuzak blew a fart in his sleep and knocked Atook (was that his name?) over -- very funny in an 8th grade sort of way. In fact, I think there should be more fart scenes in movies. Every fart scene makes me laugh uncontrollably. Blazing Saddles, Big Momma's House, Nutty Professor, even Dumb and Dumber -- that stuff is great. Disgusting, but great. I guess I'm still a middle schooler at heart.

RP

   

Ahhhh Catherine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of farting...didn't the albino in the Princess Bride fart while talking to Fessick and Inigo?

Omigod, I was trying to haul my ass off this to do some work here on tuesday morning and then you go and give me visual stimuli?

I may have to go and reread Tom's review of my new Dual (5wks, 4 days, 6 hrs, and counting) just to get my heartrate back under 145.

Holy hell, have they ever...appeared together?

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The pogo stick will get you every time.

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"...hate to think this thread got monster without an antipodean contribution."

some who on the what now?

i like ice cream.

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hahahah someone over in the PC thread (how the hell did it get that many posts???) is pulling a Sienfeld...trying to throw them off. Not working too well tho. Hey...do those posts count? Can the guys keeping it alive count? Who prefers Booberry over Count Chocula? Who does the voice of the count on Sesame Street? Was count Dracula really a vampire? Anyone ever see the count of Monte Cristo? Speaking of..how about that really hot spanish woman from the tv series Queen of Swords. Shoot...gotta go to work.

Ahh. . .just kidding. . .I believed that myth for years until someone disabused me of it. They aren't really sisters. . .but they sure as hell could be.

Catherine Bach(man)

Barbara (Gold)bach

Which one is hotter? I could never decide. . .but they sure as hell beat Alyssa Milano. . .I can't stop seeing her as a gawky 10 year old. . .Its like watching your little sister grow up. . .some things you just don't want to think about.

"Fezzik, jog his memory"

BONK!!!

"I'm sorry, Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard."

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"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Awww Geee. . .all I got is this pair 'a ones. . .and this other pair 'a ones. . .

What do you plan to study?

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Ok, I'll give up on Alyssa, but you can't argue with Tia.



BTW, I really, really, really liked the idea of those two being related.

Does it matter if what's in your head doesn't match the stuff outside?

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tibbs, i feel you man. i have 2 degrees and only a smidge of practical experience. apparently i am some sort of leper, because i can't get a sniff in terms of job opportunities and it's been a lot longer than i care to discuss. i am obviously doing something wrong, i just don't know what.

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i am about to pull out the wooden stakes, silver bullets, and holy water, storm the castle and kill that goddamn pc vs. drills thread. it's a glorified miller lite commercial--tastes great, less filling...

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You need Flash to use this:

http://www.bullshitjob.com/...berghOfficeSpace.swf

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Did you ever know that you're my hero? You are the wind beneath my wings.

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Dude, what about me?

http://www.tultw.com/bios/bjs.htm

What am I, chopped liver? ;-)

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Ulysses was a punk. Superman is dead. You are the world's greatest superhero.

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Yea last week was some graphic stuff. I love the guy that plays EB Farnum. His character seems like such an a$$ but they write such great dialogue for him. Cracks me up.

“I wonder how cavalier your attitude'll be if a pig is gnawing through your vitals.”
—E.B. Farnum

"Does it matter if what's in your head doesn't match the stuff outside? "

Not in Tibbsy's world, it doesn't!

Now THIS is one of those things that makes you say. . .

Hmmmmmmmm

http://www.yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html

Is this being industrious or just wasting time. . .not that some of us haven't cornered a small share of that market. . .

Rocky and Bulllwinkle and Road Runner!!!!!!!!!
THE BEST!!!!
Though my kids would argue it's South park

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Take everything I say with a grain of salt. I know nothing.

MAN!
This thing went farther faster than Becca or PC's

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Take everything I say with a grain of salt. I know nothing.

I guess that proves it. . .when triathletes open their mouths. . .they really have NOTHING to say! ;->

I couldn't figure out which TV show you were talking about then it hit me ... The Rachaels Nipples Show then it all made sense. As a side note if you spoke during friends when I was on board ship in the Navy someone would shut you up with whatever level of force was deemed necessary.

Too true, but at least we are not droning on about PCs.

Snore.

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Johnny thanks you, Dr. Quest thanks you and I thank you.

Ah, umm, I've got nothin' ta say, so I'll just say good night all.

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GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)

Q. What's worse than a bored triathlete?
A. A bored triathlete with an internet connexion

Q. What's worse than a bored triathlete with an internet connexion?
A. 100 bored triathletes, each with an internet connexion

Q. What's worse than 100 bored triathletes, each with an internet connexion?
A. 100 bored triathletes, each with an internet connexion during the off season. Thank [insert favourite deity here] it's warm, sunny, and there's plenty of daylight (at least for us Northern Hemisphere folk)

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I think that might have been another back handed put down.. One with a more shallow angle chopping swing to insure maxuim back spin. Not sure what you mean by it but it sounds true to me so I'm going to go back over to this corner and write songs of sadness.

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hey mr. tibbs - back in the day i used to help people write their resumes for a living. i'm a little more out of touch these days ('cept for my own), but if you'd like a second set of eyes, let me know.

Last time I saw him he was busy saying, "Hi, my name is Larry. This is my brother Daryl. And this is my other brother Daryl.

Name that show.

Seems like Primus used to tour all the time. Somehow I managed to see them like 4 or 5 times in 3 different states and I wasn't even a huge fan. One time someone jumped onstage and stole that stupid hat he used to wear. Fishbone refused to come on afterwards until the hat was returned. It was.

Gigantor the space age robot, he's at your command

Gigantor the space age robot, his power is in your hands

Gigantor the space age robot, he's at your command

Gigantor the space age robot, his power is in your hands

He's bigger than big, taller than tall

Quicker than quick, stronger than strong

Ready to fight for right...against wrong!

Actually, I never saw the show but I've heard the song many times. There was a cd out some years back that was called Saturday Morning Cartoon's Greatest Hits. It had artists like the Toadies, Liz Phair, the Violent Femmes, Sublime, Butthole Surfers, etc...doing the theme songs from Speed Racer, Johnny Quest, Fat Albert, Popeye,etc...

The only song I liked was Gigantor done by Helmet. In fact I'm listening to it as I type. I don't know about the original, but Helmet's version rocks!! Terrific guitar riff after the vocals!

Another vote for Johnny Quest.

I guess. And they are sorta adult oriented.

Can someone please tell me if Brutus and Bluto were the same person??

Check this link:

http://www.everwonder.com/...d/popeye/brutus.html

I also found this somewhere:

What is the difference? In 1932, Popeye creator Elzie Segar created Bluto for a story called "The eight Sea",he was a one-time character described as the worlds most fearless pirate,in 1933, this character was adapted as the main villain in the Fleisher bros Popeye animated cartoons.Later,in the late 50s, King Features ( Who own Popeye ) had a new series of Popeye cartoons done and mistakenly thinking that the Fleishers owned the rights to Bluto ( King Features actually owned him, since he came from the newspaper comics ), created Brutus as a replacement.

Dude, turn the sensitivity down a couple of notches. All I meant is that you seem unencumbered by the tiny boxes most folks paint themselves into. That, in my book, is a great thing. I'm only just now, at 35, stretching out of my ugly little bin of smallness.

Oh now I'm too sensitive. I need to turn it down cause God forbid I get in touch with my emotions. You just can't wait to tell me what to do! You never talk to me and now that you do it just critism.

"unencumbered by the tiny boxes" now your saying I'm too fat? You are never happy! I bet Beth can fit in a tiny box! All you do is want want want!

Hold me.

(I am trying to think more like a woman to get in touch with my femine side.)

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Tibbsy. . .you're special!

Don' go changin'. . .To try an' please me. . .

Last time I saw him he was busy saying, "Hi, my name is Larry. This is my brother Daryl. And this is my other brother Daryl.

Name that show. Why, the Bob Newhart Show. Funniest endng of a series ever, when he wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette again, and tells her "You know, you really ought to wear sweaters more often".

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GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)

   

great picture, unfortunately I was in the public library of my very conservative little town when i opened it. Couldn't click closed fast enough. My computer has crashed beyond all hope of me fixing it. So I am stuck using the library computer.

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She was in "Girls on the Beach?!!!" Great movie. Sorotity girls, embezzlement, fake Beatles, and the Beach Boys.

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"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Yeah, uhh. . .seconded. . .please warn those who may be on restricted systems. . . ;->

I know, I know. I just thought I'd let it go.

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"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

If there was one thing I thought this board could reach concensus on it was the fact that Seinfeld was the most funny, witty, entertaining show on TV. Ever! With that, I submit some dialog from two great episodes:

Jerry (on telephone with Kramer): OK Kramer, just stay where you are. Tell me where you are at and I'll come get you.

Kramer: I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... wait a minute, how can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!



or

Elaine: George, since when did you become so smart?

George: I stopped having sex.



more to come...

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It was pretty good but it was no Futurama or Family Guy.

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Oh, How about "Duckman!!!" Cartoon Costanza!!!

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 The irony of Seinfeld lay in its "nothingness." The TV gods were having a joke at all of our expense. Essentially they were laughing at the fact that they can put "nothing" on and people will go ga ga over it.

Is it just me or is the moral decline of today's youth inversely proportional to the amount of 'Schoolhouse Rock' they were subjected to? And it's time for timer...if you want something delicious and nutritious cheese is the perfect snack.....

We are no where near 1000 and this thread is already on page 2 and dropping. Come on, let's get with the program!!!

Every choice I ever made was wrong. From now on, I'm going to do the complete opposite...

My girlfriend was recently diagnosed with a cavity in one of her teeth. I sang "Yuckmouth" to her, but she had no idea what I was talking about. The poor girl... (And she's only 26! She knows "Schoolhouse Rock" and "I'm just a bill, on Capitol Hill...", but not "Yuckmouth!")

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yeah maybe Jennifer could just run around naked rather than trying to act and be funny as a stupid character in friends.LOL ..yep guess that makes me shallow.

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Trying to find ways to pass the time.

Is that like "Stinkfoot?"

Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis
(That's right!)
And well they should
Even Napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
STINK FOOT

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"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

you could do that..but then who would you get for commercial sponsorship...then again..would you really need any???

[reply]Is it just me or is the moral decline of today's youth inversely proportional to the amount of 'Schoolhouse Rock' they were subjected to? [/reply]

Ah yes.... Good old "Conjunction Junction" :)

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Hey drn92, if that is you real name. Leave the pointless posts to me, the master. You just go about gabbing and producing and shanghiing and most of all break dancing and leave the rest to me.

I have more useless point less shit in this head of mine then you have in you whole family. No go back to being a normal person and buy me something. Cycling shoes would be nice an hour in running shoes hurts.

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 Hell, I'll settle for it not falling behind that "other" thread. . .you know. . .the damn political one.

At this point the Drills vs PCs thread has become a caricature. . .an abomination. Nothing takes that many posts to debate. That's precisely why this "nothing" thread should outlast all comers. Then again. . .

NOTHING to see here. . .move along. . .move along. . .

Tibbs, I gotta coupla questions. . .

How're the meds working for you?

How's the wife doing?

Is Kerouac your brother-in-law?

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

What do you mean, page 2? You mean you still have your settings set to like, 20-25 threads per page? You gotta change that to 50 or 60 like I did.

Make yourself a wagon wheel, Yahoo!

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"When will i learn, people do not want to hurt but will spend $500.00 bucks to go four seconds faster." - randall t

[reply]yeah maybe Jennifer could just run around naked rather than trying to act and be funny as a stupid character in friends[/reply]

Now see? [b]THERE's[/b] some shit I might watch. As long as she kept her yap closed.

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to quote the right honourable Austin Powers...'yeah baby..'

crap...have to add two or three more posts to this thread as pennance for posting one in that PC thread...what was I thinking (it's the night shifts man..I swear..it does things to the brain). Can someone tell me how in the hell it managed to get that big? And while we're at it..can someone get hold of Becca and have her post some more pictures in this thread please...and that other little vixen with an attitude..her too.

let's not forget sherri and Maylene too:-P

Sorry ... living in the stone age ... must adjust my settings ... can only handle so much info at one time ...

Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

Wait a minute. I'll gab and shanghi and break dance all you want, but the producing thing is out of the question.

If you wear a size 13, I might be able to hook you up.

For the love god... why hasn't anyone mentioned "The Fall Guy" with Lee Majors... I jump from a falling building... b/c i'm the unknown stuntman that makes eastwood look so fine....

I'm waiting for the DVD...

never mind him..I watched it to see Heather Thomas..good heavens I haven't thought about that babe in ages...like the twins from BJ and the Bear..oh the 80s...the only thing that saved the William Shatner cop series was Heather Locklear. And did anyone notice that it was always John (and not Paunch..lol) that did all the dangerous stuff?

good lord...at this rate we're going to need to start combining threads just to keep up with that thing..I seriously doubt there is going to be an end to it anytime soon either..it's nuts

This is superb. The world is going to hell in a handcart, price of gas is through the roof, Middle East is a death zone, terrorists up the wazooh, nothing makes sense any more, busy is the new black, I think i am getting fat, and all we can do is sit here and try to compete with that annoying PC thread.

Alright, count me it.

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per ardua ad astra

welcome to the dark side Pat....the rest of you..join us...join us or DIE!

The Fall Guy? What's next Manimal?

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Knots Landing.

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

Watch out:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4979103/

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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." -- Bertrand Russell

I KNOW I'm getting fat.

SERENITY NOW!!

For Tibbs and the other Texans: You know what they do with tortillas here in Michigan? Sell them in the freezer section! The horror. The horror.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with Michigan? I mean what the fuck? Frozen tortillas? Bunch of inhuman UCI fans.

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Well, I try to remember the words of Tibbs

'nothing wrong with a little junk in the trunk'.

For the record I had two ice cream sodas and a small packet of chips the other day, washed down with Coke and Diet Sprite.

I am trying to find the slim man within. But he is very shy and just won't come out to play.

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kiwipat

per ardua ad astra

a) Starsky and Hutch

b) The Mod Squad

c) Hawaii Five-Oh



Question: which was the coolest show?

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Swimming Workout of the Day:

Favourite Swim Sets:

2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly

Dude, in that era, Ironside could have handed any one of those bunch of goons their lunch.

You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

In a effort to get people to post and to further my own culinary ambitions, what's your favorite healthy recipe? Here's one I came up with for salmon.

combine the juice of two grapefruit, 2tbl hot sauce (redhot, tabasco..) 1/2 tsp dillweed 1/2tsp black pepper, dash of salt. Don't be shy on the hot sauce the flavor just barely comes through. Mix well. Add salmon, cover, let marinate in the fridge for at least 3 hours turning occasionally. Preheat George Foreman grill, gas grill or broiler. Put salmon on cook for 3-5 minute on a side (or total if using george grill) Enjoy.

All recipes welcome, the above goes great with wild rice.

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Jim

**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*

Tagliatelle tossed with. . .

Olive oil, finely chopped garlic, fresh whole basil leaves, baby spinach, salt & pepper to taste, and topped with goat cheese. . .served with a grilled chicken breast seasoned with salt and pepper only.

"I think i am getting fat"

Hey at least your not Tom D. This morning his employees had to grease his love handles and throw in a ham just to get him through the door of the shop.

Man just loves ham.

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