My wife is into photography. I used to grease the skids with camera equipment. She's caught on, though. Now anytime I say something like, "honey, you know that lens you've been looking at? I think you ought to get it," she no longer says "really honey? Thank you!" Instead she immediately goes to the "what kind of bike are you wanting now?" line of inquiry.

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"They're made of latex, not nitroglycerin"