Captain Dan,

you run a tight ship but don't keelhaul the scurvey dog just yet, he knows the way to hidden treasure. I seen the map, it's a treasure map!

You have to forgive Gunther, it's what happens to us living out in the penal colonies brought up on nothing but sausages and tomato sauce (ketchup). He's just here lookin' for something different to eat, corn bread, pumpkin pie, real baked beans (that could be dangerous!), he'll even try a quessadilla, just nake his a hot one.

Oops I'd better go now, back over the side!

Crikey, this editor is a bit cludgey.