Triathlon Business International awarded itself a trophy for "Organization Least Likely to Give Itself an Award."

FTW, buddy!

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Dan Empfield
aka Slowman

I'm pretty sure that Pickles described it with 4 less boobs than you depict. "What?? Yeah, no, guys do that type of stuff all the time."

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What are you people, on dope?

—Mr. Hand

Dave Scott covered a famous song, and it immediately went 6x platinum.

Locals eagerly await Challenge Melbourne.

Age groupers at Challenge Melbourne were given the option to skip the swim. Only a few visiting Americans accepted that option.

Leon Griffin boldly appeared at the start with a beer in hand and the finishers tape around his neck, looked a little seasick, and then proceeded to win the whole damn race.

A lot of athletes worried about the rough conditions, but the strong swimmers rejoiced. And Melissa Hauschildt started a wild celebration that lasted all day.

Responding to criticism about not sponsoring women, Falco and Dimond are fighting to sign Lisa Huetthaler.

WTC asked a committee of women which ancient calendar best complemented its corporate logo. The committee responded, "How about just accepting that it's 2015?"

In a new acting career, Bevan Docherty ordered a mob hit on Jordan Rapp.

Ironman didn't spend enough on the prize purse to warrant pictures of their half-distance triathlon in Geelong.

ASICS recognized social media's biggest product pusher by installing a mannequin of Andy Potts in its corporate headquarters.

Nicely Done!!

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Long Chile was a silly place.

Somebody with photochop skills should put that hippo in a gorilla outfit with a trucker hat.

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Zen and the Art of Triathlon. Strava Workout Log
Interviews with Chris McCormack, Helle Frederikson, Angela Naeth, and many more.
http://www.zentriathlon.com

I feel like this one was underappreciated for its brilliance.

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"Non est ad astra mollis e terris via." - Seneca | rappstar.com | FB - Rappstar Racing | IG - @jordanrapp

well, you had to be there...

;-)

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Carl Matson

Thank you! I've learned I'm clueless about what will and won't be a hit. My favorite ones generally don't get a peep on twitter.

HyVee will no longer sponsor triathlon, but it will allow dumpster-diving privileges to all developing pros.

These latest ones are on point!

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Group Eleven – Websites for Athletes / mikael.racing / @mstaer

HyVee can no longer afford to sponsor triathlon after losing a lawsuit to Jarrod Shoemaker regarding deeper doughnut discounts for former olympians.

Dave Scott signed up for the McDonald's Breakfast Club 6 times, but he won't even once sign the petition for equal women at kona.

Someone thought it a great idea to ride for 8 hours on valentine's day so he could come home and show his wife a heart-shaped Strava art.

I don't think this gets this dude off the hook from getting the 12 long stem red roses. She may have already posted all his bikes on ebay for a firesale while he was out riding. Maybe there are some smoking deals we can get on the ST classifieds on this liquidation/divorce sale!

Look how slowly Kienle road....did he switch bikes to Dimond?