Triathlon Business International awarded itself a trophy for "Organization Least Likely to Give Itself an Award."
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Re: The Week in Pictures [AlwaysCurious]
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FTW, buddy!
Dan Empfield
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Dan Empfield
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Re: The Week in Pictures [AlwaysCurious]
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AlwaysCurious wrote:
I've realized I don't even need to write jokes--I can just illustrate the Strange Denizens of the Pool thread. Here's an interpretation of a scene Pickles described. I'm pretty sure that Pickles described it with 4 less boobs than you depict. "What?? Yeah, no, guys do that type of stuff all the time."
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Re: The Week in Pictures [AlwaysCurious]
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Dave Scott covered a famous song, and it immediately went 6x platinum.
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Locals eagerly await Challenge Melbourne.
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Age groupers at Challenge Melbourne were given the option to skip the swim. Only a few visiting Americans accepted that option.
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Leon Griffin boldly appeared at the start with a beer in hand and the finishers tape around his neck, looked a little seasick, and then proceeded to win the whole damn race.
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A lot of athletes worried about the rough conditions, but the strong swimmers rejoiced. And Melissa Hauschildt started a wild celebration that lasted all day.
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Responding to criticism about not sponsoring women, Falco and Dimond are fighting to sign Lisa Huetthaler.
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WTC asked a committee of women which ancient calendar best complemented its corporate logo. The committee responded, "How about just accepting that it's 2015?"
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In a new acting career, Bevan Docherty ordered a mob hit on Jordan Rapp.
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Ironman didn't spend enough on the prize purse to warrant pictures of their half-distance triathlon in Geelong.
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ASICS recognized social media's biggest product pusher by installing a mannequin of Andy Potts in its corporate headquarters.
Re: The Week in Pictures [AlwaysCurious]
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AlwaysCurious wrote:
In a new acting career, Bevan Docherty ordered a mob hit on Jordan Rapp. Nicely Done!!
Long Chile was a silly place.
Re: The Week in Pictures [Tri-Banter]
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Tri-Banter wrote:
AlwaysCurious wrote:
With the typical lack of live coverage, fans wondered what prompted Jodie Swallow to run so fast at WTC's South Africa half-distance triathlon. She probably got a variable time penalty for outside pacing assistance.
Somebody with photochop skills should put that hippo in a gorilla outfit with a trucker hat.
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Re: The Week in Pictures [AlwaysCurious]
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AlwaysCurious wrote:
Triathlon Business International awarded itself a trophy for "Organization Least Likely to Give Itself an Award." I feel like this one was underappreciated for its brilliance.
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well, you had to be there...
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Carl Matson
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Re: The Week in Pictures [Rappstar]
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Rappstar wrote:
AlwaysCurious wrote:
Triathlon Business International awarded itself a trophy for "Organization Least Likely to Give Itself an Award."I feel like this one was underappreciated for its brilliance.
Thank you! I've learned I'm clueless about what will and won't be a hit. My favorite ones generally don't get a peep on twitter.
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HyVee will no longer sponsor triathlon, but it will allow dumpster-diving privileges to all developing pros.
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HyVee can no longer afford to sponsor triathlon after losing a lawsuit to Jarrod Shoemaker regarding deeper doughnut discounts for former olympians.
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Dave Scott signed up for the McDonald's Breakfast Club 6 times, but he won't even once sign the petition for equal women at kona.
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Someone thought it a great idea to ride for 8 hours on valentine's day so he could come home and show his wife a heart-shaped Strava art.
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AlwaysCurious wrote:
Someone thought it a great idea to ride for 8 hours on valentine's day so he could come home and show his wife a heart-shaped Strava art. I don't think this gets this dude off the hook from getting the 12 long stem red roses. She may have already posted all his bikes on ebay for a firesale while he was out riding. Maybe there are some smoking deals we can get on the ST classifieds on this liquidation/divorce sale!
AlwaysCurious wrote:
Someone thought it a great idea to ride for 8 hours on valentine's day so he could come home and show his wife a heart-shaped Strava art. Look how slowly Kienle road....did he switch bikes to Dimond?