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But there is lightweight rowing....
Damn straight there's lightweight rowing - and it's in the OLYMPICS! To fit the lightweight events in there they had to eliminate several *actual* rowing events from olympic competition.
There were a lot of very (evidently) persuasive arguments put forth by the lightweight lobby at the time they eliminated these rowing events. I can summarize the main point here: Whaaaaa! It's not fair that I was born too small to move a boat fast! I want my chance to be "good" at something for which I have no genetic predisposition!
Given that I know quite a few former (real - meaning, no weight adjustment required) rowers turned triathloners, I don't see this going over well at all - at least not in my circles.
So, you know, if I were principled, perhaps I would agree that the fatso categories in triathloning are as contrived and as stupid as the bulimic categories in rowing.
But I'm not principled, and I hope a chorus of caterwauling and bellyaching erupts citing insensitivity and body image and that the whole concept of including designated victims' categories in sports is turned on it's ear.
I suppose one could make the argument that the whole rowing/triathloning thing is a bad comparison in that the vast majority of competetive rowers go to a race to, like, actually race and not to prop up some falsely acquired sense of self-esteem where their kids and spouses and co-workers hold up hand-painted signs and they're celebrated as a "winner" just for coughing up an entry fee and not drowning.
Which I guess leads to my other point that of course triathloners should have weight categories: Isn't the whole idea of being a triathloner to make you feel good about yourself and, in the process, inspire you to blow money on cool gear and exorbitant entry fees?
The fat, rich people are the lifeblood of triathloning. If the fat, rich people are marginalized, triathloning will eventually cease to exist. There's a reason you can get your hands on a new, built up 2008 P2C for less than $2500 right now: It's because enough people with deep pockets, large appetites and a need for validation will pay MSRP. If it were left to plain old cheapskate, annoying bike racers to do all the consuming, for example, it would be impossible to keep a bike shop in business.
Regardless, we can all agree that one thing that's completing appalling about the fatso triathloner thing is the terminology: How come fat guys are stuck in a category named after a big smelly animal but the fat girls' category is named after a goddess? (or is it named after a bad cylon?) I mean, I can see the whole "big stinky horse" metaphor being accurately descriptive on both accounts. I'm not an expert or anything, but I'd be willing to bet that there are both girl and boy horses in the animal kingdom.
So what we need is some sort of fair-handed solution for all parties involved in this dispute.
One side wants to ditch the whole clydesdale/athena construct and the other wants to be able to continue "racing" against similarly-sized gluttonous hogs.
So allow me to play Solomon here and toss in my $.02: I hereby propose that we keep the weight categories but rename them "Jabba the Hutt" and "Motor Scooter."