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Hey Gang,

I've been writing a triathlon comic you may enjoy. It's an offshoot of The Week in Pictures thread, and something I was originally writing with Dark Mark. But Dark and I have divorced (amicably, and he retained visitation rights with Emma), so I've been doing them solo. Older comics can be found on facebook, twitter, and other places on the web.

If you enjoy them, I'll post new ones here for as long as Dan will tolerate them, until LAVA pays me big bucks to publish them, or until I can no longer find humour in the sport. It's anyone's guess which will come first.

As for the nsfw tag--barring the occasional appearance of a boob or a dildo, the graphics aren't inherently offensive--but the language and/or concepts might ruffle some feathers.

Enjoy.


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Not bad!

"I would definitely smell her seat after a century ride"
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That might be the post of the year right there.
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very funny. keep them coming.
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Welcome back! We could def use some humor around here. Nothing here but witch hunts of aspiring NZ pros and debates about what constitutes a guy being a creep when chatting to a woman (we need a poll).

Can't access Facebook or Twitter at work, so please post here too.
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Lol. Keep it up, you might be onto a niche.
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Re: The Age Group Home (nsfw) [Kay Serrar] [ In reply to ]
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Thanks!

Both of these sound like good comic material...

Kay Serrar wrote:
Welcome back! We could def use some humor around here. Nothing here but witch hunts of aspiring NZ pros and debates about what constitutes a guy being a creep when chatting to a woman (we need a poll).

Can't access Facebook or Twitter at work, so please post here too.
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AlwaysCurious wrote:
and other places on the web.

Was wondering why they weren't updated.
Always loved it.
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Funny
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Because course cutting is rampant.


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Please keep it up. Need more humor around here. Thanks
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The hazards of swim toys.


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Haha, very good but you are risking the wrath of older women by portraying Alice as a good bit chunkier than your 30-ish girl. You might be sued by AARP. OTOH, not sure how many women 60 and over read ST but if Sister Madonna Buder ever sees it you are toast. :)


"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."
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Don't worry, Eric, the Age Group Home has non-svelte triathletes of all ages and both sexes.


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Don't worry, Eric, the Age Group Home has non-svelte triathletes of all ages and both sexes.

Excellent, I feel better already. :)


"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."
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I like a lot of stuff on your FB page. Keep it going!

Next races on the schedule: none at the moment
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Thanks for the return.
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These are awesome, thanks for coming back to ST. But I have to say the Week in Pictures were brilliant. Would love to see that thread resurrected.
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IronStork wrote:
These are awesome, thanks for coming back to ST. But I have to say the Week in Pictures were brilliant. Would love to see that thread resurrected.

This. Dear God, this.

That thread was awesome.

Long Chile was a silly place.
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Re: The Age Group Home (nsfw) [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]
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Thank you. The Week in Pictures was fun. But I'm not sure I have the mental energy (or time) for both that and comics. But maybe on occasion if something strikes me...
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dont understand why this is nsfw , this is rated PG if anything
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synthetic wrote:
dont understand why this is nsfw , this is rated PG if anything

Is that a complaint, a compliment, or a dare?
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For those new to the comic--Andrew (green shirt) has been the long-time landlord of the Age Group Home.


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Yes, thanks for the return.
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Elite amateurs have more in common with hobby joggers than you might think.

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Thanks to Juanmoretime for his post about "removable spiders."
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AlwaysCurious wrote:


Thanks to Juanmoretime for his post about "removable spiders."


Nailed it!!!

"I would definitely smell her seat after a century ride"
Rappstar wrote:
That might be the post of the year right there.
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AlwaysCurious wrote:
For those new to the comic--Andrew (green shirt) has been the long-time landlord of the Age Group Home.

We need more strips about the tall blond with the well developed upper body. :)


"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."
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ericmulk wrote:
AlwaysCurious wrote:
For those new to the comic--Andrew (green shirt) has been the long-time landlord of the Age Group Home.


We need more strips about the tall blond with the well developed upper body. :)

You mean Bettie the cougar/groupie? Here's an early comic of her, before she had some work done on her nose and wrinkles.

BTW, Bettie is batshit crazy.


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AlwaysCurious wrote:
ericmulk wrote:
AlwaysCurious wrote:
For those new to the comic--Andrew (green shirt) has been the long-time landlord of the Age Group Home.


We need more strips about the tall blond with the well developed upper body. :)


You mean Bettie the cougar/groupie? Here's an early comic of her, before she had some work done on her nose and wrinkles.
BTW, Bettie is batshit crazy.

HA!!!! That is awesome: "you can never unlick my..."!!! Regarding Bettie being crazy, that's usually the case with women who are almost perfect. IME, they are crazy for attention and monetary rewards.


"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."
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Re: The Age Group Home (nsfw) [AlwaysCurious] [ In reply to ]
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Here's an old joke that I've never seen in pictures. Happy Friday.


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I'm uncomfortable with this comic. Shouldn't these 2 have helmets, especially while riding on cobblestones? You could do an extra long spermy helmet or something huge, spaceballs type thingy.






Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
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I'm sorry that you've turned to The Age Group Home for triathlon role models. You'll maybe have better luck on Instagram.
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That one was a bit lame. But the IM CEO bit was fucking great!

Next races on the schedule: none at the moment
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Chip's version of the cobblestones joke.


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I didn't get the bike one the first time. It's much funnier now.
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The Age Group Home wishes you a very happy Thanksgiving, and wishes the scourge of great plagues upon anyone who cuts the Turkey Trot course.


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AlwaysCurious wrote:
synthetic wrote:
dont understand why this is nsfw , this is rated PG if anything


Is that a complaint, a compliment, or a dare?

Lets call it a dare - More NSFW stuff please.

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And now for the latest in blood doping:


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Awesome!!!


"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."
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Questions that never get asked.


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Everything old is new again. Lance for President.


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DDD
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Definitely. But Emma won't acknowledge it.
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well played
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AlwaysCurious wrote:

I see you have been recording me.

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AlwaysCurious wrote:

A sad commentary on the reality of triathlon.


"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."
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Because everyone deserves a bike. World Bicycle Relief is a really great charity, and if you donate through Rappstar's page you're eligible for lots of cool tri-related prizes.

http://teamwbr.worldbicyclerelief.org/rappstar2016
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Yoga attire meets triathlon.


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AlwaysCurious wrote:

that kid really does hate swimming!!! Wonder how many of his 28 swims were in races???


"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."
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Really like the activated glutes.
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-2nd panel 'tirathlon'
-Also, how old do you have to be to get the senior discount? I'd like one of those please.






Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
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I came real close to losing my breakfast laughing so hard on the "will you watch my wetsuit"

This is good stuff. All of it.

You gotta do a peeing on the bike panel.

You can get some great material from our very own ST'ers here:

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._I_Liked_It_P3467762

I saw this on a white board in a window box at my daughters middle school...
List of what life owes you:
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Thank you!

Yes, a peeing-on-the-bike strip is on the agenda--it just needs to be a really good one for such a classic topic. Jokes generally come to me out of the blue while I'm running and my mind is blank, so I'll plant that seed again and see what comes up.

And thanks for the link--ST forums are a gold mine for material.
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As this is the only NSFW thread i found, i guess i'll just leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4KERSVHvF0

A bit older, but as a German I still laugh my ass of every time :D

sent from my iPhone
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That one is gold Jerry. lulz
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AlwaysCurious wrote:

Wow, is this SO true. So many ask why they cannot run faster and then you as them what their BMI is, let alone why they look a few months pregnant,
well, what does one expect.

I still struggle trying to compete with folks who being a lot shorter than me weigh a lot less than I do. Not being heavy is where everything starts.

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Dave, I wrote that comic just for you. The next time someone harasses you for talking about the importance of weight, or for suggesting a "low BMI challenge," you can just paste in this comic instead of wasting energies typing a response.
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AlwaysCurious wrote:
Dave, I wrote that comic just for you. The next time someone harasses you for talking about the importance of weight, or for suggesting a "low BMI challenge," you can just paste in this comic instead of wasting energies typing a response.


Will do, loved it!!


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AlwaysCurious wrote:
Here's an old joke that I've never seen in pictures. Happy Friday.

Being Dutch I understand only nearly all of the jokes, and the one on the cobblestones I understood. I know that one in another version: 2 nuns in the bathtub, one says "Where's the soap" , the other answers: "Yes it does"
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Glad to hear that most of the comics make it past the cultural divide.

Good nun joke--it took me minute to get it.
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Chocolate or not?
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Macca's twitter explosions and brash conduct have led to speculation that he and Donald Trump are actually the same person. I've found proof that they're not.

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some helmets on your characters would be nice.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
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tigerchik wrote:
some helmets on your characters would be nice.

Even for horseback riding?
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I meant while they were cycling, but horseback riding is safer with helmets too.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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golf clap....not because it's funny but because i've seen it come to reality. Chapeau!

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"Your Silver Level coaching plan entitles you to one email per week. Upgrade to Gold and I'll respond to it in less than 3 days. If you go Platinum I'll even give you my phone number. Not so you can call me, but so you can show your friends I'm in your contacts list. But you can text me once after your ironman."
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lol!
ouch...
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Sorry, I've lost my ability to post pictures. Must be an IT problem with the forum.
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Every figure out the posting of pictures.
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tyme wrote:
Every figure out the posting of pictures.

I think he was making the joke that his last strip was poking fun at Jordan Rapp (who is the site admin) and suddenly his ability to post photos on the site was disabled.
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