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Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans
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You know them from T-shirts, forums and tattoos, these funny one-liners and slogans.
What's the best or funniest one you saw ?

I've got two :

"For some sports you need a ball, for triathlon you need two !"

or

"Winners train, losers complane"

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"How about a different kind of threesome?"
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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Swim like your gonna drown, Ride like you stole it and Run like they are chasing you.



"You can keep going and your legs might hurt for a week or you can quit and your mind will hurt for a lifetime."
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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I saw a tee shirt in Austin at Austin Tri Cyclists that I thought was pretty funny.

It had a cartoon drawing of a guy obviously out on a dinner date with a woman. The woman is burying her head in her arms on the table as the guy is saying something along the lines of..."Did I mention that I do triathlons?"
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"For some sports you need a ball, for triathlon you need two !"
Maybe that's why Lance keeps saying he won't do an Ironman...

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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'Shaved and Tapered' gotta be my favorite.

I've also always liked 'Wetsuit Strippers'

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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not really triathlon related but I still think its one of the best quotes in history.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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Triathlon just means I'm not very good at three different sports.

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, then triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

As an athlete, I am ever so grateful that Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida. If Florida State had discovered it, I’d be drinking “Seminole Fluid.”




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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Rokko] [ In reply to ]
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"Swim, Bike, Run, Drink.....My Stregnth is the 4th Discipline!"


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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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Only a triathlete would call a bottle of sugar water their "Nutrition"
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [mcdoublee] [ In reply to ]
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on the t-shirts in zurich i saw this weekend:

life is simple swim, bike, run , eat , sleep.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Rokko] [ In reply to ]
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"Triathlon - It's not about finding your limits. It's about finding out what lies just beyond them."

Two from the Ironman broadcast:

"There are really just two kinds of people. Those who say I can't. And those who say I can."

"A 2.4 mile swim, 112 on the bike and then a marathon. The man who started this said, 'You can quit and they won't care, but you will always know.' This is the Ironman."

BTW Rokko... Florida State did invent Gatorade!!

http://www.historyofbranding.com/gatorade.html
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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My wife (a non athlete) has a T shirt that says, "I don't do triathlons, I do a triathlete."
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Rokko] [ In reply to ]
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That was funny as hell, just about choked on my sandwich.

BTW - Florida State did not invent Gatorade as mentioned just above in a post. It was indeed the University of Florida Gators. Hence - Gatorade.

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"Please help me learn how to pee in my shorts!"


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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [tim-mech] [ In reply to ]
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I saw a few girls at the post race IM FLA party last year with shirts that said..."My friend did a threesome in Florida and all I got was this t-shirt."

Tim

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"Screw this, I''m sticking with marathons. They're easier."

Overheard at the finish of the 1995 West Point (N.Y.) Triathlon.

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"You do Marathons, how cute"
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"You do Marathons, how cute"[/quote] I want a shirt with that on it to wear around my running friends :D


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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [bobby710] [ In reply to ]
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Although Coach Johnson came up with the idea, the research was done at UF, which is why it's called Gatorade. The original formula was basically reconstituted sweat, which is why original Gatorade was (and the current stuff still is) pretty high in sodium.
The original stuff tasted great after a few hours of hard exercise on a hot afternoon, but tasted like you squeezed it out of the crotch of your gym shorts if you drank it over ice when you weren't at least partially dehydrated.


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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Sid] [ In reply to ]
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My wife (a non athlete) has a T shirt that says, "I don't do triathlons, I do a triathlete."
Is there a store online that sells this t-shirt? I'm thinking this would be a perfect gag gift for my GF.

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Cousin Elwood] [ In reply to ]
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 "swimmers aren't arrogant, we're just that good"

my other favorite, not sure if you'd call it a slogan but more of a mantra:
you will learn the pain in practice and you will know it in every race

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go here...

http://triathlonwidow.net/store/page2.html


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Although Coach Johnson came up with the idea, the research was done at UF, which is why it's called Gatorade. The original formula was basically reconstituted sweat, which is why original Gatorade was (and the current stuff still is) pretty high in sodium.
The original stuff tasted great after a few hours of hard exercise on a hot afternoon, but tasted like you squeezed it out of the crotch of your gym shorts if you drank it over ice when you weren't at least partially dehydrated.
Part of that is due to physiology. Your sense of taste sharpens with exercise (At least for sweet), so what tastes like crotch sweat during normal times tastes much better when you've been exercising. They've changed the formula now so that the general public will drink it for everyday use.

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"They've changed the formula now so that the general public will drink it for everyday use."
- - Yeah, HFCS
I actually tried Gatorade for the first time back in the early '70s. I was living in Baltimore and after about two hours of sweating in the hot, humid summer sun the guy I was playing offered me some of this great new stuff. It was liquid manna, the most exciting taste sensation I had ever experienced it. I was like that little dog in the cartoons who used to eat a biscuit and go into an orgasmic mid air floating montage of extasy...
So I headed straight for the nearest Food Giant and bought several large bottles. The next afternoon I came home from work, grabbed a bag of chips and poured about 12 ozs. of Green Gatorade over ice, sat down to watch TV and did a monster spit take with the first mouthful. I thought maybe the stuff had passed its expiration and putrified!!


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