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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [mtwagner] [ In reply to ]
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Heck yeah. I have my full name, date of birth, wifes name and number and NKA plus the John Wayne quote etched into that thing. I have had it for a while so maybe hey changed there format or something.

If you ain't first you're last. - Ricky Bobby.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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Best bumper sticker I've seen in a while:

"If you see me collapse, please stop my Garmin"

-- Scott
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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To borrow from a couple of aussie comedians, Roy and HG for those in the know.....

Go hard, go early, go often.

Couple of others,

No-one ever drowned in sweat.

Perspiration, the lather of success.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [AussieIron] [ In reply to ]
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Sign posted on the run route at IMC2011:

"Move along...there's nothing to see here!"

also

"Numbers on a clock won't describe how far I've come" - Melanie Jones (Endure: A Run Woman show)
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [aca_broj_1] [ In reply to ]
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aca_broj_1 wrote:
Rule number one: cardio!

Rule number two: doubletap

Zombieland has joined my quotable movie list, which includes: Slapshot, SW4-6, Heathers, and Animal House.

Swim - Bike - Run the rest is just clothing changes.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [tfunk16] [ In reply to ]
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I like Mizuno's slogan: Be Yourself Only Better

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Illinois State Collegiate Triathlete
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Flak] [ In reply to ]
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Great advice! Here's a coffee mug that shares this sentiment: http://www.zazzle.com/...s-168562336288102873
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [nfillers] [ In reply to ]
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+1

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [trvfsub2] [ In reply to ]
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trvfsub2 wrote:
"You do Marathons, how cute"

Conversely, I was running with a friend and we were discussing what the reaction would be if one went up on stage at an IM awards night with a shirt saying:

"Ironman. For those too lazy to run the distance."
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [WelshinPhilly] [ In reply to ]
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Nope...the Marines did.

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Never forget those that sacrificed for your freedom.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"i'd quit racing tris but I need the T-shirts since they're most of my wardrobe"
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [paul_tx] [ In reply to ]
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How do you spot a triathlete at a XMAS party?......... They'll tell you.
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