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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Cousin Elwood] [ In reply to ]
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I had a buddy say to me, "Man, I just don't get why you want to be the best at exercising."

Haha, outsiders have no clue.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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Why 140.6? Because 140.7 would be outright crazy.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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Everyone has a plan 'til they're kicked in the face.

A slight offshoot from Mike Tyson's quote.

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [al-gorithm] [ In reply to ]
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"No matter how hard you train, Somebody will train harder. No matter how hard you run, Somebody will run harder. No matter how hard you want it, Somebody will want it more, I am Somebody"

"The only good pace is suicide pace, and today's a good day to die"

Both attributed to Pre, although there's some debate about that.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [mac.0214] [ In reply to ]
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mac.0214 wrote:
I had a buddy say to me, "Man, I just don't get why you want to be the best at exercising."

Haha, outsiders have no clue.

He's quoting that from 'Eastbound and Down'
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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I heard Luke Bell respond to a question about his race strategy with this:

"Swim like there's no bike. Bike like there's no run. And then run like you're scared."
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [tri10806] [ In reply to ]
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tri10806 wrote:
"Triathlon - It's not about finding your limits. It's about finding out what lies just beyond them."

Two from the Ironman broadcast:

"There are really just two kinds of people. Those who say I can't. And those who say I can."

"A 2.4 mile swim, 112 on the bike and then a marathon. The man who started this said, 'You can quit and they won't care, but you will always know.' This is the Ironman."

BTW Rokko... Florida State did invent Gatorade!!

You mixed up FSU and UF. UF is where Gatorade was invented, not FSU.

http://www.gatorade.com/history/default.aspx
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [KP-NJ] [ In reply to ]
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That is a recipe for a DNF.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [pito00] [ In reply to ]
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cafepress.com.. sorry if this comes too late.

Stay cool and Mash. Fast IS Fast.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [itriguy] [ In reply to ]
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12"...............around

think about it.


Tim
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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From a few t-shirts I saw around Kona last week:
"PR or ER"

"Stop NOT training!"

"The faster you run, the sooner you're done"

And a random quote:
"Sweat is your fat cells crying"
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [heliskyr] [ In reply to ]
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Great thread, some to keep it going:


"Forget about the end result, it means nothing. The end result is that we die. What matters is the process, the process is everything." -Yvon Chouinard

"A win is a win, a lose is a lose, but no matter what... you better come with it!" -?

"There only three kinds of men(and women), the living, the dead, and those who do Ironman" -blackduckracing (adapted from a verse of Anarcharsis)

"Losing is nature's way of saying: You Suck" -seen on a t-shirt

"Only a medicore person is always at their best." -W. Somerset Maughan

this one is great for all those outside of ST: "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do!" -Issac Asimov



-Eric
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"The Fit Shall Inherit the Earth" -Endurance Conspiracy
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [blackduckracing] [ In reply to ]
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i thought i was wrong once, but i was mistaken.


Tim
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Iowaguy] [ In reply to ]
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My favorite:

"Why be good at one sport when you can be mediocre at three?"

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [paul_tx] [ In reply to ]
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paul_tx wrote:
I saw a tee shirt in Austin at Austin Tri Cyclists that I thought was pretty funny.

It had a cartoon drawing of a guy obviously out on a dinner date with a woman. The woman is burying her head in her arms on the table as the guy is saying something along the lines of..."Did I mention that I do triathlons?"

I saw this one too in Arizona a couple years ago...where can I purchase it?
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [ScrapIronSteve] [ In reply to ]
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A good one: "Don’t just have a dream, make it real."

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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My one track running mentality morphed from thinking that track and field is the most independent team sport to realizing that triathloning is its multi-personality sibling.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"The voice that says you can't do it is a lying slut"

"It never gets easier, you just get better"

"Just do it, even if you suck"

"Wow, I really regret that workout" ~No one, ever.

"Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bikes"



"Though she be but little, she is fierce" ~Shakespeare | Powered by HD Coaching | 2014 Wattie Ink Triathlon Team | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Ti T'war] [ In reply to ]
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Ti T'war wrote:
'Shaved and Tapered' gotta be my favorite.

I've also always liked 'Wetsuit Strippers'

A few years ago, I asked a volunteer at bike check-in if, at the next morning's wetsuit-legal race, there would be strippers. "Sir," she replied, "this is a family event." I just smiled and thanked her.


#cureMS
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [PBJ] [ In reply to ]
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PBJ wrote:
I saw a similar expression on a woman's running skirt (skort): Does this skirt make my butt look fast?

Tried to convince Nicole DeBoom at a Skirt Chaser race to have on their promo shirts for guys, "Mom always told me to watch out for fast women."


#cureMS
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [dseiler] [ In reply to ]
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My brick is bigger than yours.





I'd pay good money for that t-shirt!

Only those who risk going too far can find out how far they can go...
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [aca_broj_1] [ In reply to ]
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aca_broj_1 wrote:
Rule number one: cardio!

If I followed Rule number two I might actually win something. :)
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [kmharper] [ In reply to ]
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kmharper wrote:

"Swimming is the worst part of a triathlon, if you stop peddaling on a bike you coast. if you stop running, you walk, but if you stop swimming you drown."

Fortitudine Vincimus (By Endurance We Conquer)


You quoted me! Thanks very much. (Blog now lives at http://www.strengthconquers.com).
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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There are two kinds of triathletes who use wetsuits -- those that pee in them, and liars.

I also had a crew coach in college (many years ago) who's slogan I still adhere to:

"Keep Going -- You will pass out before you die"

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