Seen on a southern california Bentley.

Having formed a beautiful friendship during the ironwar reenactments, Dave and Mark celebrated by remaking a famous movie.

The swimmers had long since fled, but the pool noodlers persisted.

Another age grouper started a blog, and it is AMAZING.

Who doesn't love a good age grouper blog with watermarked pics.

She did ask me to photoshop them out, so at least she's aware they look bad.

Guys, guys, guys! That's not a 'she'. Come on! Can't I catch a break...?

Tim Reed took the win at the Auckland 70.3, emerging from one of the more unique finishing chutes in triathlon.

With non-existent live coverage of the NFC Championship, football fans anxiously awaited the game report in Russell Wilson's blog.

There is no point in reading anything else on ST.....only this thread. Why can't this have its own section?

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"I would definitely smell her seat after a century ride"

I admit. I actually laughed out loud.

This is funny!!!

Still plagued by lawsuits, Rock & Roll Arizona couldn't afford a band every mile. But a sculpture of a velociraptor playing the guitar greeted each and every finisher.

I've realized I don't even need to write jokes--I can just illustrate the Strange Denizens of the Pool thread. Here's an interpretation of a scene Pickles described.

WTC bought hundreds of "follow me" drones for increased video coverage of events. The drones are programmed to follow female athletes to their hotel rooms.

Heather and Trevor Wurtele are communing with nature in their RV this winter.

BP started the Escape from Deepwater Horizon Triathlon.
WTC immediately bought the race,then raised the price of oil to $800/barrel.

You win Slowtwitch

Ironman South Africa 70.3 featured a typically crowded run course full of hard-charging athletes.

With the typical lack of live coverage, fans wondered what prompted Jodie Swallow to run so fast at WTC's South Africa half-distance triathlon.

She probably got a variable time penalty for outside pacing assistance.

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Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

I'm anxiously awaiting Ironman Congo so I can legitimately show a gorilla pacing the winner.

Not until morning did they learn that "Team USA" simply meant finishing 32nd at USAT Age Group Nationals (and getting a roll-down slot to Worlds).

That would be a short event if it was me, and I would be fine with it.