>Taking selfies during a race, though - *that* I can't stand.

During a race? Anytime. Selfies are the real crime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri7O3o1fsRc

DJ-69: Take a seat please. To preclude the variable factor inherent in the human equation, we have instituted this new electronic personnel procedure requiring... Your name, please.
Peter: What?
DJ-69: Thank you. Last name: What. And your first name, Mr. What?
Peter: N - It's not 'What'.
DJ-69: Notwhat. Mr. Notwhat What.
Peter: Wait a minute, that's not my name at all. My name is...
DJ-69: [interrupting] Occupation?
Peter: ...Peter, ya dig? Pete.
DJ-69: You dig peat. Occupation: Peat Digger. And your mother's maiden name?
Peter: Thompson.
DJ-69: Mother's name: Thompson. Sex, please?
Peter: Female, of course.
DJ-69: All right, Mrs. Notwhat.
Peter: No, my *mother* is female.
DJ-69: What do you do in your spare time, Mrs. Notwhat?
Peter: Listen, I'm a man!
DJ-69: In your spare time, you are a man.
Peter: Oh no, no, that's not it at all. You've - First of all, you've got my name wrong.
DJ-69: Correction: Name misspelled. Please give correct letter.
Peter: Well, I...
DJ-69: [interrupting] Correct letter is 'I'. Name is not Notwhat, but Nitwit.
Peter: Oh, brother...
DJ-69: Brother is also a Nitwit.
Peter: Now, just a minute!
DJ-69: That will do, Nitwit. Test complete. Interview ended. Application rejected.
[a dismissive bell sounds]
Peter: Give me a chance.
Secretary: [door to interview chamber opens] I'm sorry, you're rejected.
Peter: Why do I have to talk to a machine? Why couldn't I talk to a human being?
DJ-69: Because, Nitwit, a machine avoids the human error, the human error, the human errroorrrrr...
[machine runs down]

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Then there's THIS:





WOW!!! Fast finish!!!

Granted, without a bib, there's no way to see how close to 2:20 she actually was, but she should know that there's a special Circle of Hell for folks who fib about their finish times



Sorry, Ashely ... Athlinks says otherwise

https://www.athlinks.com/...=ashley%20hesseltine

2:06 and 2:09 [even BETTER than that 2:11] but you're missing that 2:34 in your palmares, chica

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

i love the ST sluthes!

i want to put some peanut butter between her gums to see if she just gnaws incessantly

She posted her name in the comments, so it wasn't too much of a stretch ... also, RDs around can keep an eye out for her in the future

I might very well go through the race's photos and find out exactly when she DID cross the finish line; she shouldn't be too hard to spot

~ Might ~

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

This was also buried in the comments


So clearly, she didn't really try to get in legitimately, but planned on sneaking in from the start

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I was kind of amazed when that she put that line in there. She's associated with an event planning group in Atlanta, A Social Mess, that hosts parties around town. I would have thought that she would have had respect for another event planning group.

That's perfect for her

Because she is

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Maybe I'll crash her next event.


........annnnnd crickets.

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Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, then don't
do that thing.

So there is definitely a horse connection here. From here other blog. http://hesseltime.com/?p=1089


So she tries to make out with horses. Mr. Ed look out, she'll try and make out with you and then claim rape. At least she likes her own kind. Actually take that back, I have never met a horse I despised as much as her.




She has the face of a horse and the personality of it's ass.

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"4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul"

not true. There are open water swim races and people bandit (and brag about) them.

she walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"............

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Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, then don't
do that thing.

I recommend AGAINST clicking through her FB page

STRONGLY Against

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Here's what Dave thinks about bandits:
http://www.runnersworld.com/...y-banditing-is-wrong

banditing is theft, simple. I liked Mark Remy's merciless mocking of the woman bandit, Perseus posted the link upthread..

HA!!! I read that and never put two & two together

I guess I'm as bad at math as Ashley Bandit-tine

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

cervelorider wrote:

The BAA runs the race and they do not agree with you. Its their race and they make up the rules in conjunction with multiple law enforcement agency's.

Lots of people disagree with me, but it simply isn't true that there is any relation between banditry and violence.

cervelorider wrote:

This year bandits are likely to find themselves being thrown to the ground with a machine gun pointed at their head. Welcome to the new world we live in. Tim

This is a sad statement of how delusional many Americans are now about the risks of violence. Machine guns at a running race? Idiotic and frightening.


These actions are actually amplifying the affects of the few violent people out here. Do something terrible and you get to change the behavior of many many people for years and years.

I'd be interested in reading more about this situation. I'm a Bingham fan, and it is disappointing to hear of a situation like that. Do you have a link to the blog?

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I'll tell you all right now, my seat is too low, I'm not aero and I carry too much fluid on the bike.

YOu see?!?!? I TOLD YOU!

Even poor nugget had to turn his head.

I'm looking at the horse's ass and her face, and I'm not sure I can tell a difference

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Make Inside Out Sports your next online tri shop! http://www.insideoutsports.com/

The first one is rounder

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

This thread was uncomfortably sexist from the start and has descended into pure misogyny.

awww...did someone get upset? I think the comments are hilarious

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Make Inside Out Sports your next online tri shop! http://www.insideoutsports.com/

... because dudes don't do selfies?

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

5. The "You Belong to Me Now, Doggie" Selfie
This one will hurt the owner in his pocketbook AND in his heart! LMAO!


From Mark Remy's page, http://www.runnersworld.com/...from-a-running-store

He even has the lip pucker face