Come to NJ. Here's the set of races I did in 2005:
Duathlon (Delaware): one large bridge, rest dead flat 18 miles.
Triathlon (MD): dead flat 56 miles.
Triathlon (NJ): dead flat 11 miles.
Triathlon (NJ): flat to slightly rolling 16 miles.
Triathlon (NJ): dead flat 20 miles.
Duathlon (NJ): dead flat 20 miles.
Triathlon (NJ): dead flat 8 miles (shortened from usual dead flat 12).
Triathlon (NJ): one huge hill halfway through 14 miles.
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