windywave wrote:
Durhamskier wrote:
The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you're welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:
1) Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
2) Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
3) Ryan Reynolds is ours.
4) The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.
The National Guard is 3X bigger than your active and reserves combined. I like our odds.
Actually there was a military computer analysis done about 6 years ago that indicated Canada could pose a serious threat to the US. One of the simulations showed that if Canada launched a pincer attack down the West Coast through Seattle and down the East Coast through Vermont, they would quickly advance on each front to Los Angeles and Baltimore, respectively. After that point things would bog down for the Canadian forces as in moving east on the western front, and moving west and south on the eastern front, they would encounter populations that did not view them as liberators.
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