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the president is right about venezuela. there are people dying there. like the world has never seen. which brings us to canada. i just don't think we should take the military option off the table. cerveloguy, you hearing this? i can tell you. canada's leaders are going to find out. very quickly. believe me.

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Bring it on, slut.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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BLeP wrote:
Bring it on, slut.

that's ignorant slut. please use my full name.

Dan Empfield
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Re: Canada [Slowman] [ In reply to ]
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I gonna make you my bitch, slut. I'll call you whatever I want.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Canada [Slowman] [ In reply to ]
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Canadians are no different than the Korean's. All talk.

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I'd be careful, we've got our entire population at the border, ready to strike
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Re: Canada [Slowman] [ In reply to ]
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The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you're welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:

1) Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
2) Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
3) Ryan Reynolds is ours.
4) The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.
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Re: Canada [timbasile] [ In reply to ]
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I'd be careful, we've got our entire population at the border, ready to strike

That was a fantastic movie. I love that propaganda film in it: "The Canadians: They Walk Among Us". Cracks me up every time!

Long Chile was a silly place.
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Re: Canada [Durhamskier] [ In reply to ]
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Durhamskier wrote:
The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you're welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:

1) Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
2) Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
3) Ryan Reynolds is ours.
4) The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.

The National Guard is 3X bigger than your active and reserves combined. I like our odds.
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Re: Canada [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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Our beer is stronger. It's our secret weapon. It's an incredible force multiplier. It's yuge.
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Re: Canada [Slowman] [ In reply to ]
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A false humanity is used to impose its opposite, by people whose cruelty is equalled only by their arrogance
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Re: Canada [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:
Durhamskier wrote:
The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you're welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:

1) Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
2) Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
3) Ryan Reynolds is ours.
4) The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.


The National Guard is 3X bigger than your active and reserves combined. I like our odds.


National guard? LOL like that's an actual military force. Canadian farmers with .22 rimfires are a more serious threat.
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Re: Canada [Durhamskier] [ In reply to ]
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Durhamskier wrote:
Our beer is stronger. It's our secret weapon. It's an incredible force multiplier. It's yuge.

we have hipsters making beer in their parents garages that is stronger, and tastier, than anything all y'all put out.
i cant stand hipsters, but they can make some damn fine beer and grub.

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Re: Canada [Slowman] [ In reply to ]
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A word of warning.

We are bigger, better equipped and have more people than Iraq...just saying.
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Re: Canada [Durhamskier] [ In reply to ]
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Durhamskier wrote:
Our beer is stronger. It's our secret weapon. It's an incredible force multiplier. It's yuge.

Has Brewmeister Smith been up to his old tricks again?

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Re: Canada [racin_rusty] [ In reply to ]
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racin_rusty wrote:
windywave wrote:
Durhamskier wrote:
The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you're welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:

1) Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
2) Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
3) Ryan Reynolds is ours.
4) The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.


The National Guard is 3X bigger than your active and reserves combined. I like our odds.


National guard? LOL like that's an actual military force. Canadian farmers with .22 rimfires are a more serious threat.

I'd suggest you do a tad bit of reading. I'll allow you to retract your statement after you do so.
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Re: Canada [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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And you should quit drinking the "Murica kool-aid.
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Re: Canada [racin_rusty] [ In reply to ]
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And you should quit drinking the "Murica kool-aid.

It's literally math
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Re: Canada [racin_rusty] [ In reply to ]
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And you should quit drinking the Zima.

FIFY.

Long Chile was a silly place.
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Re: Canada [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]
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BCtriguy1 wrote:
racin_rusty wrote:
And you should quit drinking the Zima.

FIFY.

Did that already except in JSA cocktails
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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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Madduck wrote:
Durhamskier wrote:
Our beer is stronger. It's our secret weapon. It's an incredible force multiplier. It's yuge.


we have hipsters making beer in their parents garages that is stronger, and tastier, than anything all y'all put out.
i cant stand hipsters, but they can make some damn fine beer and grub.

Yeah, but hipsters don't join the army because the gas masks won't fit over their facial hair.

And I don't anyone's opinion on beer when they come from the country that gave us bud light lime mojito.
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Re: Canada [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:
Durhamskier wrote:
The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you're welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:

1) Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
2) Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
3) Ryan Reynolds is ours.
4) The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.


The National Guard is 3X bigger than your active and reserves combined. I like our odds.

Actually there was a military computer analysis done about 6 years ago that indicated Canada could pose a serious threat to the US. One of the simulations showed that if Canada launched a pincer attack down the West Coast through Seattle and down the East Coast through Vermont, they would quickly advance on each front to Los Angeles and Baltimore, respectively. After that point things would bog down for the Canadian forces as in moving east on the western front, and moving west and south on the eastern front, they would encounter populations that did not view them as liberators.

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Re: Canada [Durhamskier] [ In reply to ]
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And I don't anyone's opinion on beer when they come from the country that gave us bud light lime mojito.

we have a diverse drink menu. sounds to me like you have a problem with diversity.

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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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Not at all! I fully support your right to drink horrible, horrible "beer".
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Re: Canada [Durhamskier] [ In reply to ]
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Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?

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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?


Our "national beers" are terrible, no different than any of the large breweries who sell their beer over long distances. Our best beers are also like in America, the micro-brewed beers.


One of the reasons many people in the past said our beer was stronger was simply due to the fact that we measure alcohol by volume and you measure it by weight.


Either way, both countries best beer is the locally brewed beer where they only sell in a small geographic area (so they don't have to add preservatives).
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Re: Canada [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]
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Oh shit...weez all good den.
I thought y'all wuz saing your nat's beers were better than anything in the states. All of out nat's suck too.

I love trying local brews. I wish I flew to 🇨🇦.

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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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Madduck wrote:
Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?

Almost anything that's not Labatt or Molson. We have a thriving microbrew industry up here that is very regional.
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cerveloguy wrote:
Madduck wrote:
Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?


Almost anything that's not Labatt or Molson. We have a thriving microbrew industry up here that is very regional.

same here. i cant think of any national brand i'd buy. they are all horrible. utterly and literally horrible.

;-)

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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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Every 'national' beer is literally over rated to the point of being fantastic.
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Madduck wrote:
cerveloguy wrote:
Madduck wrote:
Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?


Almost anything that's not Labatt or Molson. We have a thriving microbrew industry up here that is very regional.


same here. i cant think of any national brand i'd buy. they are all horrible. utterly and literally horrible.

;-)

While I do agree it still breaks my heart every time I see the Bud sign in center field of the Sky Dome. There was a time when no Canadian would be caught dead drinking an American beer, now when I go to the beer store all I see is people with cases of Coors Light, my god I'd rather drink warm bath water, would love to see that Bud sign taken down and Labatt put back up but that's a Canadian thing and not taste, I try a different craft brew every week, this week it's Trailer Park Boy's lager,
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Re: Canada [racin_rusty] [ In reply to ]
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Every 'national' beer is literally over rated to the point of being fantastic.

I remember years ago walking into a bar with some friends. I asked the bar maid "what kind of beer do you serve here". Her response was "we serve both kinds, Molson and LaBatt." We immediately walked out of the place.
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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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Madduck wrote:
Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?



How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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Madduck wrote:
Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?



How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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Madduck wrote:
Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?



How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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Madduck wrote:
Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?



How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Canada [H-] [ In reply to ]
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H- wrote:
windywave wrote:
Durhamskier wrote:
The US is 0 for 1 in trying to invade Canada but you're welcome to try again at any time. Just realize that when we win again we will be enforcing certain conditions on your country:

1) Justin Bieber is yours. Keep him.
2) Nickelback is yours, keep them too.
3) Ryan Reynolds is ours.
4) The new ambassador to the US will be BLeP. God help you all.


The National Guard is 3X bigger than your active and reserves combined. I like our odds.

Actually there was a military computer analysis done about 6 years ago that indicated Canada could pose a serious threat to the US. One of the simulations showed that if Canada launched a pincer attack down the West Coast through Seattle and down the East Coast through Vermont, they would quickly advance on each front to Los Angeles and Baltimore, respectively. After that point things would bog down for the Canadian forces as in moving east on the western front, and moving west and south on the eastern front, they would encounter populations that did not view them as liberators.

No amphibious landing on Manhattan?
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Re: Canada [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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We don't have enough landing crafts for d-day style. But we can summon enough pleasure boats for Dunkirk in reverse landing. And just you wait for our BC yoga paratroopers...in's gonna be yuuuge
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Re: Canada [softrun] [ In reply to ]
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softrun wrote:
We don't have enough landing crafts for d-day style. But we can summon enough pleasure boats for Dunkirk in reverse landing. And just you wait for our BC yoga paratroopers...in's gonna be yuuuge

I think you missed the subtleties of H's post
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Re: Canada [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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are you a professional beer photographer in your off time. some of your pics here are quite lovely. wish i wasn't sick, i'd love to pop a stout right now. summer colds suck.
BLeP wrote:
Madduck wrote:
Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?



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Re: Canada [Madduck] [ In reply to ]
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All from the google.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Canada [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Internet law of Canada threads, it always becomes about the beer.
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Re: Canada [Durhamskier] [ In reply to ]
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Durhamskier wrote:
Our beer is stronger. It's our secret weapon. It's an incredible force multiplier. It's yuge.

Who cares. Our bourbon is better than any beer.
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thanks for your honesty.
nice choice of stock photos.

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Re: Canada [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
Madduck wrote:
Honest question, what is a good Canadian beer?


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What y'all got in a stout?

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