That is a pretty solid story... lol
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [desert dude]
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [desert dude]
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Two words: autoerotic mummification
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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hblake wrote:
I had an accident a week or so ago and this weekend get to clean it up. Lots of blood stains on the garage floor and the bicycle. I suspect a power washer for the floor will remove most of the stains and simply washing the bike will remove most of the stains also. I guess replace the chain?. Any other suggestions? Thanks.
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [desert dude]
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [sub-3-dad]
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So, why are there bloody feet prints right in the middle of the dark blood. No cleat marks...but then in pic 2 bloody cycling shoes. Odd.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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I'm disappointed. I thought for sure this was going to be messy. Use some bleach on the garage floor and you will be good to go. If that doesn't work. Try pool chlorine. That's what we used I. The boxing gym. As for the bike any degreaser. Simple great is good but I think it is rough on aluminum or steel. Can't remember which so look it up. Bleach isn't good on aluminum either.
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [fruity]
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Ummmm....we pay for it every two weeks....it ain't free
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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hblake when are you going to reveal what happened? I say you slipped out of the cleat and jammed your foot or lower leg on the chainring. The other possibility is you were sitting up and juggling chainsaws.
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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You clearly need a new bike now that's for sure.
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [BrotherTri]
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He already hinted the closest guess was a colon injury. I'm guessing the seat post broke, and he impaled his taint.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [BrotherTri]
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BrotherTri wrote:
hblake when are you going to reveal what happened? I say you slipped out of the cleat and jammed your foot or lower leg on the chainring. The other possibility is you were sitting up and juggling chainsaws.So that's how he sliced his taint open!
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [johnnybefit]
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johnnybefit wrote:
Devlin wrote:
bm wrote:
My take is that it's either bullshit and the OP is still making up the story, or the OP just loves the attention this is getting.
Both.
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It's this guy...
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/Dropped_by_my_coach_mid_season__WTF_P5124120
Not unless he's been maintaining an alternate identity since '02.
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [Devlin]
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Devlin wrote:
Not unless he's been maintaining an alternate identity since '02. SurfL Status: Registered User Registered: Apr 2, 12 11:17 Last Logon: Jun 18, 14 11:44 Posts: 2378 (2.4 per day)
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [randymar]
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If you could find a thread or two that they're both in, that would go a long way to proving or disproving Puppetry
No it wouldn't. I could have three different accounts having a real time argument with each other easily. 1 on phone, 1 on tablet, and 1 on laptop. And, since they all use different internet access paths, IP's would be different as well, wouldn't even have to go through an anonymizer.
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [Devlin]
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Devlin wrote:
johnnybefit wrote:
Devlin wrote:
bm wrote:
My take is that it's either bullshit and the OP is still making up the story, or the OP just loves the attention this is getting.
Both.
John
It's this guy...
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/Dropped_by_my_coach_mid_season__WTF_P5124120
Not unless he's been maintaining an alternate identity since '02.
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Hi John,
I meant figuratively although it could be the same literal person. In the end this is a troll thread but ST always sniffs it out eventually.
Don't feed the troll!
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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Bike computer cabling on downtube and zip tie is kinda a mess. You should neaten that up.
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [RZ]
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RZ wrote:
I'm going to go with "sliced right groin due to carbon saddle rail failure". 1. Piece of saddle rail on floor, next to Computrainer power block, on left side of bike.
2. Blood on right side of bike, and more blood in right footprints than left.
3. OP says that he had to hold wound closed with right hand (OP could not do this is it was a colon injury).
I posit that the saddle failed to the left and the right rails sliced the hell out of OP's right groin/thigh and he almost bled out. Rail shape looks suspiciously like a Dash, but don't hold me to that.
Yeah,
entirely possible..... but why would you jump on your saddle like this? Transition training? Failing cleat? Weird sex act?
No plastic near my taint...ever
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [windschatten]
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It's been too long for a proper explanation !
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [desert dude]
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My guess is he bled out...
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [Devlin]
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Devlin wrote:
randymar wrote:
If you could find a thread or two that they're both in, that would go a long way to proving or disproving Puppetry
No it wouldn't. I could have three different accounts having a real time argument with each other easily. 1 on phone, 1 on tablet, and 1 on laptop. And, since they all use different internet access paths, IP's would be different as well, wouldn't even have to go through an anonymizer.
John
Yeah, thought about that too, but not until later
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [Devlin]
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The ultimate troll takes the ultimate preparation.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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oh geez....an attorney. now i'm subscribed to this thread thanks!
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