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Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
 
j p o
Oct 20, 14 11:13
Post #26 of 73 (4211 views)
Duffy wrote:
mck414 wrote:
Duffy wrote:
I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.


Yep, choking is passive, strangling is aggressive (in a take charge kind of way). Step up and own it like it's yours!


Choking is cutting off air. Strangulation is cutting off blood.

What is gagging?
I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
 
Re: The Mens [j p o] [ In reply to ]
 
Duffy
Oct 20, 14 11:17
Post #27 of 73 (4204 views)
j p o wrote:
Duffy wrote:
mck414 wrote:
Duffy wrote:
I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.


Yep, choking is passive, strangling is aggressive (in a take charge kind of way). Step up and own it like it's yours!


Choking is cutting off air. Strangulation is cutting off blood.

What is gagging?

That would be inserting something into the throat, passed the tonsils. Not advisable in conjunction with strangulation (if strangulation causes unconsciousness the lady will often involuntarily bite anything in her mouth upon awakening.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
 
Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
 
iBot
Oct 20, 14 11:25
Post #28 of 73 (4190 views)
Duffy wrote:
j p o wrote:
Duffy wrote:
mck414 wrote:
Duffy wrote:
I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.


Yep, choking is passive, strangling is aggressive (in a take charge kind of way). Step up and own it like it's yours!


Choking is cutting off air. Strangulation is cutting off blood.

What is gagging?

That would be inserting something into the throat, passed the tonsils. Not advisable in conjunction with strangulation (if strangulation causes unconsciousness the lady will often involuntarily bite anything in her mouth upon awakening.

Now THAT would be a genital issue.
 
Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]
 
MJuric
Oct 20, 14 11:25
Post #29 of 73 (4190 views)
For anyone who needs to air their genital problems or woman hating.

I've been here a while and if I'm not mistaken the LR contains many women bashing and genital threads. We are however not biased and have men hating and female genital threads as well. In short we don't need a special forum, we have one already unless you're afraid of the womens making fun of you when you post your bashing or genital issues...which we not only allow here but encourage.

~Matt

 
Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]
 
Buster Scrugs
Oct 20, 14 11:26
Post #30 of 73 (4188 views)

 
Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]
 
iBot
Oct 20, 14 11:31
Post #31 of 73 (4181 views)
MJuric wrote:
For anyone who needs to air their genital problems or woman hating.

I've been here a while and if I'm not mistaken the LR contains many women bashing and genital threads. We are however not biased and have men hating and female genital threads as well. In short we don't need a special forum, we have one already unless you're afraid of the womens making fun of you when you post your bashing or genital issues...which we not only allow here but encourage.

~Matt

I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.
 
Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]
 
JenSw
Oct 20, 14 11:36
Post #32 of 73 (4172 views)
Are you just now realizing there is a womens forum?
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Jen

"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce
 
Re: The Mens [JenSw] [ In reply to ]
 
MJuric
Oct 20, 14 11:39
Post #33 of 73 (4166 views)
Are you just now realizing there is a womens forum?

I'm sure his jealousy on this matter has been bubbling below the surface for years, today however it finally boiled over and he couldn't take it anymore and is demanding equal rights.

~Matt

 
Re: The Mens [JenSw] [ In reply to ]
 
last tri in 83
Oct 20, 14 11:39
Post #34 of 73 (4163 views)
scram womens!
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I'll be what I am
A solitary man
 
Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]
 
MJuric
Oct 20, 14 11:39
Post #35 of 73 (4162 views)
I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.

Will I get a hug when I cry?

~Matt

 
Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]
 
last tri in 83
Oct 20, 14 11:41
Post #36 of 73 (4159 views)
I don't like your bubbling below the surface before boiling over analogy
_________________________________
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
 
Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]
 
JenSw
Oct 20, 14 11:41
Post #37 of 73 (4159 views)
I guess it is about time for the annual "complain about there being a womens forum and not a mens forum" thread.

Carry on.
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Jen

"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce
 
Re: The Mens [JenSw] [ In reply to ]
 
iBot
Oct 20, 14 11:42
Post #38 of 73 (4155 views)
JenSw wrote:
Are you just now realizing there is a womens forum?

No. But there are no urinals in there. And the sink is a little high.
 
Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]
 
iBot
Oct 20, 14 11:49
Post #39 of 73 (4148 views)
MJuric wrote:
I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.

Will I get a hug when I cry?

~Matt

You will get sent to the corner away from the other kids.
 
Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]
 
Buster Scrugs
Oct 20, 14 11:50
Post #40 of 73 (4143 views)
MJuric wrote:
I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.

Will I get a hug when I cry?

~Matt

No you will get yelled at and told to go away.
 
Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]
 
j p o
Oct 20, 14 12:25
Post #41 of 73 (4112 views)
knewbike wrote:
MJuric wrote:
I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.

Will I get a hug when I cry?

~Matt


You will get sent to the corner away from the other kids.

And just keep right on walking bub.
I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
 
Re: The Mens [JenSw] [ In reply to ]
 
Tri-Banter
Oct 20, 14 12:40
Post #42 of 73 (4089 views)
OOC- when is the next ST Womens Lingerie Pillow Fight While Jumping on Beds (pigtails optional)?



Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
 
Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]
 
last tri in 83
Oct 20, 14 12:53
Post #43 of 73 (4074 views)
All you need to know about being a man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDheSajXOlM
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I'll be what I am
A solitary man
 
Re: The Mens [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
 
JenSw
Oct 20, 14 13:12
Post #44 of 73 (4054 views)
Every April.
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Jen

"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce
 
Re: The Mens [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]
 
iBot
Oct 20, 14 13:13
Post #45 of 73 (4053 views)
last tri in 83 wrote:
All you need to know about being a man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDheSajXOlM

Pete Rose is a manly man.
 
Re: The Mens [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
 
Staz
Oct 20, 14 13:15
Post #46 of 73 (4050 views)
Tri-Banter wrote:
OOC- when is the next ST Womens Lingerie Pillow Fight While Jumping on Beds (pigtails optional)?

Maybe we should lead by example...? I bet it would be fun.
 
Re: The Mens [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
 
Staz
Oct 20, 14 13:17
Post #47 of 73 (4045 views)
Oh, by the way, I went to the Urban Dictionary to see what OOC means and did you know that Jackmott is also defined on there?


Quote:
JackMott
To eject a seemingly extra object from one's bicycle in an attempt to make it more aerodynamic or lighter.

Not to be confused with accidentally ejecting one's nutrition.
Triathlete 1: Did you see that guy JackMott his water bottle?
Triathlete 2: That's Jack Mott - he's obsessed with all things aero, so he must think that JackMotting his between-the-aerobars nutrition will make him more aerodynamic.
Triathlete 1: Even 5 minutes into the race? I don't know...this is Captex '11...a notoriously tough race.
Triathlete 2: We'll see how he does.
by Slowtwitcher June 07, 2011
 
Re: The Mens [Staz] [ In reply to ]
 
iBot
Oct 20, 14 13:22
Post #48 of 73 (4032 views)
OOC is an alternative to pink font which feminizes sarcasm which should not happen in The Mens. Though it cannot be outlawed.

What's the point of being sarcastic if everyone knows that's what you're doing?
 
Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]
 
Staz
Oct 20, 14 13:24
Post #49 of 73 (4025 views)
knewbike wrote:
OOC is an alternative to pink font which feminizes sarcasm which should not happen in The Mens. Though it cannot be outlawed.

What's the point of being sarcastic if everyone knows that's what you're doing?

What's the procedure for punishment in here?

I vote for the dunce cap.
 
Re: The Mens [Staz] [ In reply to ]
 
iBot
Oct 20, 14 13:29
Post #50 of 73 (4016 views)
Staz wrote:
knewbike wrote:
OOC is an alternative to pink font which feminizes sarcasm which should not happen in The Mens. Though it cannot be outlawed.

What's the point of being sarcastic if everyone knows that's what you're doing?

What's the procedure for punishment in here?

I vote for the dunce cap.

Orpheus nailed it referencing the soccer coach thread. To be yelled at and told to go away. Works for crying too.
 
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