Lavender Room

Oct 20, 14 9:18

Post #2 of 73 Views: 7385

knewbike wrote:

For anyone who needs to air their genital problems or woman hating.

I'm good in these areas, but I thought we needed equal opportunity.

I have a genital issue. I can't find condoms that fit. They are all way too tight and nowhere near long enough for me.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: The Mens [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

lunchbox

Oct 20, 14 9:21

Post #3 of 73 Views: 7370

Quit trying to use those finger covers.

******************************
If I don't, who will? -Me
It's like being bipolar in opinion is a requirement around here. -TripleThreat

Re: The Mens [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

JesseR

Oct 20, 14 9:22

Post #4 of 73 Views: 7365

BLeP wrote:

knewbike wrote:

For anyone who needs to air their genital problems or woman hating.

I'm good in these areas, but I thought we needed equal opportunity.

I have a genital issue. I can't find condoms that fit. They are all way too tight and nowhere near long enough for me.

I think you are shopping at the wrong place. Those are for your fingers.

Re: The Mens [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Tri-Banter

Oct 20, 14 9:22

Post #5 of 73 Views: 7362

You are aware that it's impossible for you to get the moose pregnant, right?

Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:23

Post #6 of 73 Views: 7360

Why are they so mean!

Re: The Mens [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:26

Post #7 of 73 Views: 7345

Last edited by: orphious: Oct 20, 14 9:27

Re: The Mens [lunchbox] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:27

Post #8 of 73 Views: 7339

lunchbox wrote:

Quit trying to use those finger covers.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: The Mens [Staz] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:28

Post #9 of 73 Views: 7339

Staz wrote:

Why are they so mean!

They are only mean when their focus is on you. You need to distract them with penis, food or a hobby.

Re: The Mens [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:29

Post #10 of 73 Views: 7330

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:39

Post #11 of 73 Views: 7295

I'm not into bashing women. Pounding them and slapping them around a little, but not bashing.

Also, no genital problems to speak of.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: The Mens [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:41

Post #12 of 73 Views: 7290

BLeP wrote:

knewbike wrote:

For anyone who needs to air their genital problems or woman hating.

I'm good in these areas, but I thought we needed equal opportunity.

I have a genital issue. I can't find condoms that fit. They are all way too tight and nowhere near long enough for me.

Yeah, those moose have big cocks.

Why not take 'em bareback. You can't get pregnant from a moose.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Last edited by: Duffy: Oct 20, 14 9:42

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

jmh

Oct 20, 14 9:48

Post #13 of 73 Views: 7265

knewbike wrote:

For anyone who needs to air their genital problems or woman hating.

I'm good in these areas, but I thought we needed equal opportunity.

I'm all for equal opportunity.

Dan if you make a special forum for the Women you need to make one for the Men. And the Transgenders.

Suffer Well.

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

j p o

Oct 20, 14 9:49

Post #14 of 73 Views: 7262

Is it alright if I just air my genitals in here?

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:52

Post #15 of 73 Views: 7251

Duffy wrote:

BLeP wrote:

knewbike wrote:

For anyone who needs to air their genital problems or woman hating.

I'm good in these areas, but I thought we needed equal opportunity.

I have a genital issue. I can't find condoms that fit. They are all way too tight and nowhere near long enough for me.

Yeah, those moose have big cocks.

Why not take 'em bareback. You can't get pregnant from a moose.

2.5 out of 10.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: The Mens [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:55

Post #16 of 73 Views: 7242

j p o wrote:

Is it alright if I just air my genitals in here?

That's what the locker room is for.

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 9:59

Post #17 of 73 Views: 7232

and hair dryers

_________________________________
I'll be what I am
A solitary man

Re: The Mens [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 10:00

Post #18 of 73 Views: 7230

Which will be used to dry genitals.

Re: The Mens [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

lunchbox

Oct 20, 14 10:02

Post #19 of 73 Views: 7220

That's fucked up how Uncle Winky did that to you. You should put your house on cinder blocks, not pallets, BTW.

******************************
If I don't, who will? -Me
It's like being bipolar in opinion is a requirement around here. -TripleThreat

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 10:15

Post #20 of 73 Views: 7192

Duffy wrote:

I'm not into bashing women. Pounding them and slapping them around a little, but not bashing.

Also, no genital problems to speak of.

Sometimes pounding and choking is appropriate and all the other times it isn't.

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 10:17

Post #21 of 73 Views: 7189

I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

RandMart

Oct 20, 14 10:24

Post #22 of 73 Views: 7166

Duffy wrote:

I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.

Correct:
Albert DeSalvo was the Boston Strangler
Bill Buckner was the Boston Choker

"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 10:48

Post #23 of 73 Views: 7128

Duffy wrote:

I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.

As long as you lovingly don't crush the esophagus.

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

mck414

Oct 20, 14 10:50

Post #24 of 73 Views: 7121

Duffy wrote:

I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.

Yep, choking is passive, strangling is aggressive (in a take charge kind of way). Step up and own it like it's yours!

--------------------------
The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Re: The Mens [mck414] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:12

Post #25 of 73 Views: 7085

mck414 wrote:

Duffy wrote:

I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.

Yep, choking is passive, strangling is aggressive (in a take charge kind of way). Step up and own it like it's yours!

Choking is cutting off air. Strangulation is cutting off blood.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

j p o

Oct 20, 14 11:13

Post #26 of 73 Views: 4204

Duffy wrote:

mck414 wrote:

Duffy wrote:

I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.

Yep, choking is passive, strangling is aggressive (in a take charge kind of way). Step up and own it like it's yours!

Choking is cutting off air. Strangulation is cutting off blood.

What is gagging?

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: The Mens [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:17

Post #27 of 73 Views: 4197

j p o wrote:

Duffy wrote:

mck414 wrote:

Duffy wrote:

I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.

Yep, choking is passive, strangling is aggressive (in a take charge kind of way). Step up and own it like it's yours!

Choking is cutting off air. Strangulation is cutting off blood.

What is gagging?

That would be inserting something into the throat, passed the tonsils. Not advisable in conjunction with strangulation (if strangulation causes unconsciousness the lady will often involuntarily bite anything in her mouth upon awakening.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:25

Post #28 of 73 Views: 4183

Duffy wrote:

j p o wrote:

Duffy wrote:

mck414 wrote:

Duffy wrote:

I don't choke, I strangle. Yes there's a difference.

Yep, choking is passive, strangling is aggressive (in a take charge kind of way). Step up and own it like it's yours!

Choking is cutting off air. Strangulation is cutting off blood.

What is gagging?

Now THAT would be a genital issue.

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

MJuric

Oct 20, 14 11:25

Post #29 of 73 Views: 4183

For anyone who needs to air their genital problems or woman hating.

I've been here a while and if I'm not mistaken the LR contains many women bashing and genital threads. We are however not biased and have men hating and female genital threads as well. In short we don't need a special forum, we have one already unless you're afraid of the womens making fun of you when you post your bashing or genital issues...which we not only allow here but encourage.

~Matt

Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:26

Post #30 of 73 Views: 4181

Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:31

Post #31 of 73 Views: 4174

MJuric wrote:

I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

JenSw

Oct 20, 14 11:36

Post #32 of 73 Views: 4165

Are you just now realizing there is a womens forum?

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Jen

"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce

Re: The Mens [JenSw] [ In reply to ]

MJuric

Oct 20, 14 11:39

Post #33 of 73 Views: 4159

Are you just now realizing there is a womens forum?

I'm sure his jealousy on this matter has been bubbling below the surface for years, today however it finally boiled over and he couldn't take it anymore and is demanding equal rights.

~Matt

Re: The Mens [JenSw] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:39

Post #34 of 73 Views: 4156

scram womens!

_________________________________
I'll be what I am
A solitary man

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

MJuric

Oct 20, 14 11:39

Post #35 of 73 Views: 4155

I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.

Will I get a hug when I cry?

~Matt

Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:41

Post #36 of 73 Views: 4152

I don't like your bubbling below the surface before boiling over analogy

_________________________________
I'll be what I am
A solitary man

Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]

JenSw

Oct 20, 14 11:41

Post #37 of 73 Views: 4152

I guess it is about time for the annual "complain about there being a womens forum and not a mens forum" thread.

Carry on.

Re: The Mens [JenSw] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:42

Post #38 of 73 Views: 4148

JenSw wrote:

Are you just now realizing there is a womens forum?

No. But there are no urinals in there. And the sink is a little high.

Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:49

Post #39 of 73 Views: 4141

MJuric wrote:

I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.

Will I get a hug when I cry?

~Matt

You will get sent to the corner away from the other kids.

Re: The Mens [MJuric] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 11:50

Post #40 of 73 Views: 4136

MJuric wrote:

I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.

Will I get a hug when I cry?

~Matt

No you will get yelled at and told to go away.

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

j p o

Oct 20, 14 12:25

Post #41 of 73 Views: 4105

knewbike wrote:

MJuric wrote:

I assure all your problems will be kept private here in The Mens.

Will I get a hug when I cry?

~Matt

You will get sent to the corner away from the other kids.

And just keep right on walking bub.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: The Mens [JenSw] [ In reply to ]

Tri-Banter

Oct 20, 14 12:40

Post #42 of 73 Views: 4082

OOC- when is the next ST Womens Lingerie Pillow Fight While Jumping on Beds (pigtails optional)?

Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 12:53

Post #43 of 73 Views: 4067

All you need to know about being a man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDheSajXOlM

_________________________________
I'll be what I am
A solitary man

Re: The Mens [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]

JenSw

Oct 20, 14 13:12

Post #44 of 73 Views: 4047

Every April.

Re: The Mens [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 13:13

Post #45 of 73 Views: 4046

last tri in 83 wrote:

All you need to know about being a man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDheSajXOlM

Pete Rose is a manly man.

Re: The Mens [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 13:15

Post #46 of 73 Views: 4043

Tri-Banter wrote:

OOC- when is the next ST Womens Lingerie Pillow Fight While Jumping on Beds (pigtails optional)?

Maybe we should lead by example...? I bet it would be fun.

Re: The Mens [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 13:17

Post #47 of 73 Views: 4038

Oh, by the way, I went to the Urban Dictionary to see what OOC means and did you know that Jackmott is also defined on there?

Quote:

JackMott
To eject a seemingly extra object from one's bicycle in an attempt to make it more aerodynamic or lighter.

Not to be confused with accidentally ejecting one's nutrition.
Triathlete 1: Did you see that guy JackMott his water bottle?
Triathlete 2: That's Jack Mott - he's obsessed with all things aero, so he must think that JackMotting his between-the-aerobars nutrition will make him more aerodynamic.
Triathlete 1: Even 5 minutes into the race? I don't know...this is Captex '11...a notoriously tough race.
Triathlete 2: We'll see how he does.
by Slowtwitcher June 07, 2011

Re: The Mens [Staz] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 13:22

Post #48 of 73 Views: 4025

OOC is an alternative to pink font which feminizes sarcasm which should not happen in The Mens. Though it cannot be outlawed.

What's the point of being sarcastic if everyone knows that's what you're doing?

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 13:24

Post #49 of 73 Views: 4018

knewbike wrote:

What's the procedure for punishment in here?

I vote for the dunce cap.

Re: The Mens [Staz] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 13:29

Post #50 of 73 Views: 4009

Staz wrote:

knewbike wrote:

What's the procedure for punishment in here?

I vote for the dunce cap.

Orpheus nailed it referencing the soccer coach thread. To be yelled at and told to go away. Works for crying too.

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 15:21

Post #51 of 73 Views: 5170

_________________________________
I'll be what I am
A solitary man

Re: The Mens [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Oct 20, 14 15:34

Post #52 of 73 Views: 5159

last tri in 83 wrote:

This is begging to be in gif form.

And to think I didn't click on the USC thread because I thought it was about football.

Last edited by: knewbike: Oct 20, 14 15:51

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 21, 14 10:33

Post #53 of 73 Views: 5060

_________________________________
I'll be what I am
A solitary man

Re: The Mens [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Oct 21, 14 14:20

Post #54 of 73 Views: 4973

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Runguy

Oct 21, 14 17:40

Post #55 of 73 Views: 4923

I think I may know her !

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Cervelokid

Oct 22, 14 7:14

Post #56 of 73 Views: 4867

Is this what goes on in the Wimens? Do they post pictures of scantily clad men with like lipsticks and curling irons??

Re: The Mens [TriathlonKid] [ In reply to ]

kiki

Oct 22, 14 7:26

Post #57 of 73 Views: 4857

TriathlonKid wrote:

Is this what goes on in the Wimens? Do they post pictures of scantily clad men with like lipsticks and curling irons??

Re: The Mens [kiki] [ In reply to ]

Cervelokid

Oct 22, 14 7:28

Post #58 of 73 Views: 4853

kiki wrote:

TriathlonKid wrote:

Is this what goes on in the Wimens? Do they post pictures of scantily clad men with like lipsticks and curling irons??

Not quite what I meant but I guess it is still accurate...

Re: The Mens [TriathlonKid] [ In reply to ]

Oct 22, 14 8:35

Post #59 of 73 Views: 4831

TriathlonKid wrote:

Is this what goes on in the Wimens? Do they post pictures of scantily clad men with like lipsticks and curling irons??

Going to need to see your I.D., buddy.

Re: The Mens [Staz] [ In reply to ]

Danno

Oct 22, 14 9:14

Post #60 of 73 Views: 4805

Staz wrote:

Going to need to see your I.D., buddy.

Better yet, show us that Man Card.

''The enemy isn't conservatism. The enemy isn't liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.''

—Lars-Erik Nelson

Re: The Mens [Staz] [ In reply to ]

Cervelokid

Oct 22, 14 9:54

Post #61 of 73 Views: 4796

Staz wrote:

TriathlonKid wrote:

Is this what goes on in the Wimens? Do they post pictures of scantily clad men with like lipsticks and curling irons??

Going to need to see your I.D., buddy.

That sucks, I don't have one of those. Do you know if any forum users sell fake ones? pink/ mostly/

Re: The Mens [Staz] [ In reply to ]

Oct 22, 14 16:47

Post #62 of 73 Views: 4720

Staz wrote:

TriathlonKid wrote:

Is this what goes on in the Wimens? Do they post pictures of scantily clad men with like lipsticks and curling irons??

Going to need to see your I.D., buddy.

That's racist!

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 22, 14 16:51

Post #63 of 73 Views: 4716

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 22, 14 17:56

Post #64 of 73 Views: 4698

Re: The Mens [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Oct 24, 14 17:41

Post #65 of 73 Views: 4575

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 25, 14 6:34

Post #66 of 73 Views: 4506

I've seen women that fish. They don't look like that.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 25, 14 6:36

Post #67 of 73 Views: 4505

This is more like it.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: The Mens [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Oct 25, 14 6:43

Post #68 of 73 Views: 4502

Apparently all the hot fisherwomen are into bowfishing.

https://www.youtube.com/...ed&v=Hqpz_dSQD8U

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: The Mens [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Oct 25, 14 7:06

Post #69 of 73 Views: 4493

BLeP wrote:

Apparently all the hot fisherwomen are into bowfishing.

https://www.youtube.com/...ed&v=Hqpz_dSQD8U

That video is so funny.

Re: The Mens [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Oct 25, 14 12:19

Post #70 of 73 Views: 4456

BLeP wrote:

Apparently all the hot fisherwomen are into bowfishing.

https://www.youtube.com/...ed&v=Hqpz_dSQD8U

I have been to Caladesi Island many times and I have never seen any of those woman.

Re: The Mens [kiki] [ In reply to ]

Justgeorge

Jan 5, 18 4:48

Post #71 of 73 Views: 2701

kiki wrote:

TriathlonKid wrote:

Is this what goes on in the Wimens? Do they post pictures of scantily clad men with like lipsticks and curling irons??

I missed this thread the first time around, that's actually a Ironing Curling Iron Man.

I miss YaHey

Re: The Mens [justgeorge] [ In reply to ]