Now that we know the "secrets to qualifying" for Kona from that small % of folks who do race there, how about something the vast majority of us can relate to, why we will not/can not qualify. Make it fun, make it funny, make it bitter, whatever turns your powercranx.... Please, a limit of three per customer) I'll go 1st.
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- Like beer too much. (honestly, a catch all for all the nutritional shortcomings I have).
- Unwilling to dedicate the time in the pool.
- Unwillingness to suffer on the bike enough in training.
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