good call!

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/148995

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I'll be what I am
A solitary man

so many classics but here's just a few

anything with mr. bill (OH NOOOOO it's sluggo)
dan akroyd as the sleezy toy company CEO telling us his "bag o' glass" is perfectly safe
john belushi as the samurai
piscopo/murphy as mc cartney/jackson singing ebony & ivory (you are my amigo, negro let's not fight...)
dana carvey moderating the mc lauglin group (WRONG!!!)
eddie murphy's commercial for "buckwheat sings" (unce, twice, fee tines a nady)
akroyd's "fred garvin: male prostitute"
any time akroyd chimed, "jane, you ignorant slut"
bill murray's lounge singer (star wars, it's nothing but star wars)
harry shearer and martin short's synchronized swimmers (i'm not a very strong swimmer)
will ferrell as alex trebek hosting celebrity jeopardy (in third place with negative $16,500...sean connery)
bill murray as the mexican game show host (quien es mas macho? senor lamas o senor montalban?)

clearly, i watched way too much late-night TV in my youth...

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Michael in Fresno
"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man" V. Corleone

Schweaty Balls - http://video.yahoo.com/watch/148999/1067014

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Don't hold back

I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctDX_s5QxZ8

Mostly old ones, I have some Dan Akroyd and Eddi Murphy compilations. Most of the good ones have been listed here but my fave's that I can watch over and over and still laugh (in no particular order)

1. Any of the Dan A. interviews where he's representing his toy company, Mainway Toys I believe. Toys such as bag-o-glass, Johnny Switchblade and costumes like the human tourch (bag of oily rags and a lighter).
2. The Eddie Murphy Mr. Robinson skits.
3. There was a skit on with Tom Hanks and a castmember that were standing on a street corner trying to pick up girls as they went by. Everyone shot them down and they just kept ripping on themselves, Tom Hanks said "my head is just tooooo darn big".
4. Jeopardy with Sean Connery acting like an ass.
5. The Eddie Murphy one where he's James Brown with the celebrity hot tub party.
6. Alex Baldwin's Schwetty Balls skit.
7. Chris Farley as Matt Foley, living in a van down by the river.
8. Bass o Matic.
9. The Steve Martin Christmas speech where he's sitting in a chair listing his wishes that start out with peace on earth and end up with him receiving all encompasing power over every living being, or something like that.
10. Most of the coneheads, especially the halloween one where they are busted giving out fried eggs and beer.

For me, I think the older stuff for the most part blows away the new stuff.

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Christopher Walken as The Continental

http://youtube.com/...&feature=related

Here is a montage of different celebrities with Will Ferrel and Chris Kattan, "What is Love"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYLdFE7s9Y

One word: Bassomatic!

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Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)

The Sinatra Group

Luther Campbell: "I'm not worried about the head, I'm more about the butt"
Sinatra:"I hear you baby put a bag over her head and do your business"

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hey, hey, hey, don't forget- Stan Yablonsky never cold cocked no woman.

piscopo/murphy as mc cartney/jackson singing ebony & ivory (you are my amigo, negro let's not fight...)

This was actually Stevie Wonder and Frank Sinatra. Sadly I watched more than you. ("WE'RE TALKIN SALT AND PEPPER!")

dana carvey moderating the mc lauglin group (WRONG!!!)
eddie murphy's commercial for "buckwheat sings" (unce, twice, fee tines a nady)
akroyd's "fred garvin: male prostitute"
any time akroyd chimed, "jane, you ignorant slut"
bill murray's lounge singer (star wars, it's nothing but star wars)
harry shearer and martin short's synchronized swimmers (i'm not a very strong swimmer)
will ferrell as alex trebek hosting celebrity jeopardy (in third place with negative $16,500...sean connery)
bill murray as the mexican game show host (quien es mas macho? senor lamas o senor montalban?)

clearly, i watched way too much late-night TV in my youth...

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hey, hey, hey, don't forget- Stan Yablonsky never cold cocked no woman.

One of my favorites was Dan Akroyd as Julia Child.

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18x Ironman, 3x Hawaii
US Army (Ret.), Vietnam Vet ('71-'72)

John Belushi as "The Hulk" going to a superhero dinner party

Hahaha forgot about that one, the other superheroes complain about him stinking up the bathroom.

Best commercial spoof they ever did was the Canon camera commercial with Stevie Wonder and Joe Piscopo as Aussie tennis star John Newcombe.

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"You can never win or lose if you don't run the race." - Richard Butler

Yeah, also "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool" or calling Sinead O'connor "Kojak".

Brad

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I feel like I am being exposed for my excessive tv watching...but I have to correct you he calls Sinead Uncle Fester not Kojak.

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hey, hey, hey, don't forget- Stan Yablonsky never cold cocked no woman.

I've always been a big fan of, in order:
- any of Will Ferrell's Celebrity Jeopardy skits - but especially "Suck it Trebek"
- Dick in a box
- More Cowbell
- The Brothers Gibb show

Dan Aykroyd as Irwin Mainway--was interviewed by Candace Bergen, who played a consumer reporter. My favorite Mainway product was the Halloween costume "Johnny Invisible Pedestrian."

But the best Dan Aykroyd was as Jimmy Carter on "Ask President Carter."

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76ocarter.phtml

Hey, look at this, this is great- Bag O' Glass!

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

Shame on you all. How can you ever forget the Chip N' Dale's sketch with Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley auditioning to be dancers?

There was one from way back - Strother Martin was the guest host, and it was a take-off on Cool Hand Luke. Instead of a Georgia prison road gang, he was the 'boss' of a French language camp, and Bill Murray took a beatin' for not speaking French - I'm not doing it justice, but it was f'n hilarious. If anybody can find a link, please post it.

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"The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare" - Juma Ikangaa

http://www.litespeed.com

Richard the Copy Guy: Tom! Tommy! The Tomster! Tom-Man. Tom Tom!
Tom: Hey, Richard, just making copies.
Richard the Copy Guy: The Tomster, makin' copies! Mr. Tom! Tom-E!

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[/url]Richard the Copy Guy: Bill! Bill-ay! The billster! Bill-Man! Billy Bill Bill!
Randy: The name is Randy!
Richard the Copy Guy: Randy! The Randster! Only one copy for the Randman! Randy!

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[/url]Richard the Copy Guy: Sting! Stinglehopper! Makin' copies. The McStingster! Stingatola! Sting! Stingalingaling ding dong!

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I'll be what I am
A solitary man

Classic:
http://www.funrestarea.com/pages/cork_soaker.shtml

Lazy Sunday

http://video.google.com/...5219139603&hl=en

that was good.

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I'll be what I am
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My Fav..

http://video.aol.com/...-swimming/1980340333