Chris Farley's motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river still cracks me up.

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Landshark
D*ck in a Box
Church Lady - Saddam
Eddie Murphy dressed as a white guy
Samurai Chef
All-Steroid Olympics

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFPp5WfE-Yg

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"Massive Head Wound Harry" - skit where Dana Carvey shows up at a formal dinner party with a large piece of his scalp missing, grossing out the other guests. At one point he complains of being tired from all the blood loss and lies down on the white sofa, getting blood stains all over it. The kicker is when a dog comes on stage and starts licking the huge head wound (they obviously put dog food or meat in it) but then starts eating it and trying to pull it away. Dana Carvey is trying to keep the dog from pulling the wig with the wound off and says "He must smell my dog!" The camera cuts to Kevin Nealon, Phil Hartman and guest host Kirstie Alley, all who are trying their hardest not to laugh when finally Hartman just loses it and walks off.

I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard the first time I saw it, have seen it a few other times and it is still just as funny.

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"You can never win or lose if you don't run the race." - Richard Butler

I love the Peyton Manning commercial from a few years back....he ends up swearing at all the little kids because they don't know how to play football. Very funny!

Another Chris Farley, Japanese Game show. Can't find it on You Tube for some reason.

~Matt

maybe this one too

http://www.youtube.com/...&feature=related

I can't find the one where Walken is this sleazy womanizer in a bathrobe and he won't let the girl leave.

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Norge Repairman (Dan Ackyroyd, Gilda Radner, and Bill Murray)
The Vandals (Steve Martin in like 1980)
Paulie from Paramis - The "I'm from Jersey" guy (Joe Piscopo)
"I hate it when that happens" (Billy Crystal and Christopher guest)


Does this date me?


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That character was titled "The Continental."

There is an old one where Rosanna Anna Danna is on the news and talking about boogers that just cracks me up.

And, Eddie Murphy "Kill My Landlord".

Land Shark is a classic as are the Coneheads.

Can you tell I like the old stuff?

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"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce

In order:

Will Ferrell as Harry Carey (all skits)

Chris Farley as Matt Foley the Motivational Speaker (all skits)

More Cowbell skit


Seasonal:

The Delicious Dish skit -- takeoff on NPR radio show with Anna G. and Molly S. with Alec Baldwin as the guest.




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I think it was C*ck in a Box.....with Justin Timberlake. Agree, definitely a good one.



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Dick in a box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

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"It takes courage to do it, to be a runner. We all found that out a long time ago. Because it's about more than fatigue. It's about pain, and dealing with it for a long time. And its about resolve." - Quentin Cassidy

John Belushi as "The Hulk" going to a superhero dinner party
Weekend Update - "Jane, you ignorant slut"
Bass-o-matic
Eddie Murphy as Gumby
Eddie Murphy as James Brown gettin' in the HOT TUB!
Robert Klein as a customer at the Billy Goat.
The Royal dinner party with early inventors (Earl of Sandwich, Lord and Lady Douchebag)
Anything with Buck Henry

I feel real old.

There was also a great Rosanne Rosanna Danna skit whre she went to the Tut Exhibit and got a green tongue from the Clorets minty gum that she was chewing. Classic!!

How about Emily Litella? Never mind.

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There are some real classics listed here...

Landshark was awesome..."just a dolphin, ma'am"...

Dick in Box...slays me everytime...

The fake commercial after those Heaven's Gate loons offed themselves..."Converse....shoes for level-headed Christians"

Schweddy Balls...who can forget that one?

Eddy Murphy in the hot tub, hey!

C i l l my landlord

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Taco cat spelled backwards is....taco cat.

  The barry gibb talk show kills, the one with arianna huffington and al franken was gold.

Also, the whole norm mcdonald as bob dole on the real world. And the great phil hartman as the unfrozen caveman lawyer. Jepardy, with will ferrell as alex trebeck. Are a few that I remember.

There were some now obscure marty short segments in interviews as a crooked kid's toy manufacturer...an extension of Dan Ackroyd's from years earlier, but Short was actually a ton funnier. He was about the only thing good about that era.

Halfwits..recreated perhaps using a different name on SNL, but done originally in SCTV.

Among some of the new stuff, anything Sofa King!

I think Tina Fey ranks among modern comic geniuses Mike Meyers, Steve Martin, Robin Williams, and Martin Short ...truly brilliant people. (I put John Candy in there too, I'm sure if he lived longer, today more people would agree with me).

I'm eager to see what Tina Fey does beyond 30Rock.

Paul Smeulders

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I was recently watching Ferrell doing Harry Caray interviewing Carl Sagan (Jeff Goldbloom) Classic.

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Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)

I always like their commercial interludes. 3 that come to mind are the Love Toilet, Colon Blow the cereal, and Chris Farley doing Hibernol. Totally hilarious.

Bernie

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My favorite is the old Phil Hartman Soylent Green skit. He was awesome.

Tom Hanks as an olympic skater.. with Phil Hartmann doing a Dick Button impression.



First time I saw this commercial for Kellogg's Bran cereal I thought it was an SNL skit (like super colon blow)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwX8MzOKOzI

"Whatcha Bench" or whatever it was called. The one where Farley, Sandler, Sugar, and Emilio Estavez are "drug-free" weightlifters with their own talk show.

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good call!

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/148995

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so many classics but here's just a few

anything with mr. bill (OH NOOOOO it's sluggo)
dan akroyd as the sleezy toy company CEO telling us his "bag o' glass" is perfectly safe
john belushi as the samurai
piscopo/murphy as mc cartney/jackson singing ebony & ivory (you are my amigo, negro let's not fight...)
dana carvey moderating the mc lauglin group (WRONG!!!)
eddie murphy's commercial for "buckwheat sings" (unce, twice, fee tines a nady)
akroyd's "fred garvin: male prostitute"
any time akroyd chimed, "jane, you ignorant slut"
bill murray's lounge singer (star wars, it's nothing but star wars)
harry shearer and martin short's synchronized swimmers (i'm not a very strong swimmer)
will ferrell as alex trebek hosting celebrity jeopardy (in third place with negative $16,500...sean connery)
bill murray as the mexican game show host (quien es mas macho? senor lamas o senor montalban?)

clearly, i watched way too much late-night TV in my youth...

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Michael in Fresno
"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man" V. Corleone

Schweaty Balls - http://video.yahoo.com/watch/148999/1067014

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I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctDX_s5QxZ8

Mostly old ones, I have some Dan Akroyd and Eddi Murphy compilations. Most of the good ones have been listed here but my fave's that I can watch over and over and still laugh (in no particular order)

1. Any of the Dan A. interviews where he's representing his toy company, Mainway Toys I believe. Toys such as bag-o-glass, Johnny Switchblade and costumes like the human tourch (bag of oily rags and a lighter).
2. The Eddie Murphy Mr. Robinson skits.
3. There was a skit on with Tom Hanks and a castmember that were standing on a street corner trying to pick up girls as they went by. Everyone shot them down and they just kept ripping on themselves, Tom Hanks said "my head is just tooooo darn big".
4. Jeopardy with Sean Connery acting like an ass.
5. The Eddie Murphy one where he's James Brown with the celebrity hot tub party.
6. Alex Baldwin's Schwetty Balls skit.
7. Chris Farley as Matt Foley, living in a van down by the river.
8. Bass o Matic.
9. The Steve Martin Christmas speech where he's sitting in a chair listing his wishes that start out with peace on earth and end up with him receiving all encompasing power over every living being, or something like that.
10. Most of the coneheads, especially the halloween one where they are busted giving out fried eggs and beer.

For me, I think the older stuff for the most part blows away the new stuff.

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Christopher Walken as The Continental

http://youtube.com/...&feature=related

Here is a montage of different celebrities with Will Ferrel and Chris Kattan, "What is Love"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYLdFE7s9Y

One word: Bassomatic!

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Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)

The Sinatra Group

Luther Campbell: "I'm not worried about the head, I'm more about the butt"
Sinatra:"I hear you baby put a bag over her head and do your business"

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hey, hey, hey, don't forget- Stan Yablonsky never cold cocked no woman.

piscopo/murphy as mc cartney/jackson singing ebony & ivory (you are my amigo, negro let's not fight...)

This was actually Stevie Wonder and Frank Sinatra. Sadly I watched more than you. ("WE'RE TALKIN SALT AND PEPPER!")

dana carvey moderating the mc lauglin group (WRONG!!!)
eddie murphy's commercial for "buckwheat sings" (unce, twice, fee tines a nady)
akroyd's "fred garvin: male prostitute"
any time akroyd chimed, "jane, you ignorant slut"
bill murray's lounge singer (star wars, it's nothing but star wars)
harry shearer and martin short's synchronized swimmers (i'm not a very strong swimmer)
will ferrell as alex trebek hosting celebrity jeopardy (in third place with negative $16,500...sean connery)
bill murray as the mexican game show host (quien es mas macho? senor lamas o senor montalban?)

clearly, i watched way too much late-night TV in my youth...

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hey, hey, hey, don't forget- Stan Yablonsky never cold cocked no woman.

One of my favorites was Dan Akroyd as Julia Child.

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US Army (Ret.), Vietnam Vet ('71-'72)

John Belushi as "The Hulk" going to a superhero dinner party

Hahaha forgot about that one, the other superheroes complain about him stinking up the bathroom.

Best commercial spoof they ever did was the Canon camera commercial with Stevie Wonder and Joe Piscopo as Aussie tennis star John Newcombe.

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Yeah, also "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool" or calling Sinead O'connor "Kojak".

Brad

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I feel like I am being exposed for my excessive tv watching...but I have to correct you he calls Sinead Uncle Fester not Kojak.

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hey, hey, hey, don't forget- Stan Yablonsky never cold cocked no woman.

I've always been a big fan of, in order:
- any of Will Ferrell's Celebrity Jeopardy skits - but especially "Suck it Trebek"
- Dick in a box
- More Cowbell
- The Brothers Gibb show

Dan Aykroyd as Irwin Mainway--was interviewed by Candace Bergen, who played a consumer reporter. My favorite Mainway product was the Halloween costume "Johnny Invisible Pedestrian."

But the best Dan Aykroyd was as Jimmy Carter on "Ask President Carter."

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76ocarter.phtml

Hey, look at this, this is great- Bag O' Glass!

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

Shame on you all. How can you ever forget the Chip N' Dale's sketch with Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley auditioning to be dancers?

There was one from way back - Strother Martin was the guest host, and it was a take-off on Cool Hand Luke. Instead of a Georgia prison road gang, he was the 'boss' of a French language camp, and Bill Murray took a beatin' for not speaking French - I'm not doing it justice, but it was f'n hilarious. If anybody can find a link, please post it.

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http://www.litespeed.com

Richard the Copy Guy: Tom! Tommy! The Tomster! Tom-Man. Tom Tom!
Tom: Hey, Richard, just making copies.
Richard the Copy Guy: The Tomster, makin' copies! Mr. Tom! Tom-E!

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[/url]Richard the Copy Guy: Bill! Bill-ay! The billster! Bill-Man! Billy Bill Bill!
Randy: The name is Randy!
Richard the Copy Guy: Randy! The Randster! Only one copy for the Randman! Randy!

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[/url]Richard the Copy Guy: Sting! Stinglehopper! Makin' copies. The McStingster! Stingatola! Sting! Stingalingaling ding dong!

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Classic:
http://www.funrestarea.com/pages/cork_soaker.shtml

Lazy Sunday

http://video.google.com/...5219139603&hl=en

that was good.

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My Fav..

http://video.aol.com/...-swimming/1980340333