siegfried08 wrote:
PubliusValerius wrote:
...but that's low on my list of grievances for what turned out to be a disaster of a day for me
Did you at least get any good stories out of it?
Sort of.
1) A friend of mine was wearing his Pearl Izumi Octane under his wetsuit with the arms rolled down under his arm pits, so he could keep flexibility in his shoulders. When he came out of the swim, he went to the wetsuit strippers, and with at least one hundred spectators watching, the stripper accidentally pulled both the wetsuit off and the tri kit off together, so he was standing there in front of the crowd ass naked and had to fish his race kit out of the wetsuit and try to struggle into it with his manhood in full view. Unfortunately none of the Finisher Pix caught him in the flesh, but still, pretty awesome triathlon story.
2) Got a penalty for sling shotting. I know it's way dangerous to do that, but I am a madman and didn't know it was illegal (I was for sure doing it, but this is the first I've heard that you have to pass outside the draft box). I'm too lazy to actually look through the IM rules about that, but I took the referees word for it. On a more serious note, the referee and general moto coverage was outstanding, and I was grateful for that. It was rare that I went 5 minutes without seeing a moto, and I saw very little egregious drafting at the front of the race, which is atypical for such strong competition.
3) One of the volunteers dropped my bike on its drive side some time between when I gave it off to them in T2 and when I picked it up after the race. The rear derailleur and base bar are so nicked up that the imperfections are causing me night tremors, and I am thinking about selling my bike entirely. Or at least replacing the rear derailleur and base bar. /pink?
4) I finally caught up to this guy I was chasing on the bike roughly 10k into the marathon. Right when I was about to make the pass, we hit an aid station and he had to run into the porta-potty. But before he did, he turned around to me and screamed 'I WILL SEE YOU LATER!' Guy seemed so angry about losing a place that the veins in his head looked like they were bulging out at me -- like incredible Hulk, d bag triathlete edition. Intense much?