I'd get out of the way. But that's just me, I'm a coward. You could have thrown him a towel (hopefully provided by the facility, not your own) and advised him to "cover up."

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I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

I did act as a real frenchman and took off! ;-)

Provided there were not any children around and he wasn't bothering other patrons (other than presenting an uncomfortable situation)...not a damn thing...as long as the guy stayed in his lane, so to speak. Awkward situation?...yes...wierd?....yes...but nothing that really concerns me.

"So, was at the people on tuesday, having a shower after (even though I am french) and there was that guy talking to himself."



I don't quite understand. Is that a typo by you above? Did you mean to say you were at the "peep hole"? I guess if your standing at the peep hole watching guys shower, you're bound to see something like that. ;)

Anyways, you should of wetted the end of your towel and gave that piece a wood a nice whipper snap. That should cure him.

smartass...yeah, I started writing then backspaced and obviously messed up...I was at the pool...

Interestingly enough, or not, we had a similar problem at Memorial Park in Houston. When I got to the locker room, there was an older man in the showers taking care of business. I thought nothing of it. I went for my run and 50 minutes later, the old guy is still in the shower, "washing thoroughly". I went to the desk and spoke to them and went about my business. While I was in the shower later, the local police came in and asked him to move it along, he was still there. He isn't allowed to use the facilities anymore. Like your run in, I'm fairly certain he's a few bricks shy of a load, but you have to keep the place safe.

If your pool has a policy that addresses inappropriate public behavior like this (my YMCA has such a policy, posted on the wall at the entrance to the locker room), you should report him to management. It may not bother you (!), but it is a sign that this person may not understand what inappropriate behavior is, and might in the future do something worse. The management should deal with it accordingly.

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When I was a lifeguard in college this one old man would come in during open swim and play with himself in the corner, with kids playing all around him. We called the cops on him . After the second time (oops) we remembered him and he was not allowed back. Warn pool employees about him and make sure he doesn't pull that when kids are around. We do have to protect the public.

What would I do? Nothing. That is awkward though, pretty nasty too. I would tell my buddies about it (like you are now...), have a chuckle about it (like we are now), kind of feel bad for the fella and then go about my business.

Now, if my man starts wavin' that thing around and pointin' it at you, then you have a valid complaint. Very valid.

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You looked enough to see that he had a hard on - eh mate:)

If he is in fact retarded, he probably does not realize it is wrong. My brother is retarted and had issues with staring at women, which got him fired at Safeway many years back. Not really his fault, but as a business, you can't have that. At least this guys was in a mens locker room, but as one of the others said, with kids around it would be a different issue.

You also acted like a real frenchman and stared at a guy sporting a woody in the shower...

Bawaaahhhhh!!! (Just kidding! I'm not one of those freedom fry guys......)

You're becoming more and more american...

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smartasscoach.tri-oeiras.com

Give him a dollar and thank him for providing a place to hang your togs while you dry off...

I'll put up with a lot, but I really don't want to see some guy pleasuring himself at my gym, whether he's retarded or not. I'd talk to the manager.

I think I'd be worried about something similar happening with children around in the future. I def. wouldn't say anything to the guy myself but would probably want to mention it to head of swimming facility. We have a big shower area at my gym that can often be very empty and the chance of a kid in there alone with a guy like that makes me pretty uncomfortable....

Now if its all adults in the locker area, or supervised kids only, different story.

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-Call of the Wild

i would have ran like hell and got out of there!

rotflmao. you always know how to say it Tom. and you crack me up!

And what exactly would you have been doing in there in the first place?

Gym showers can be strange places. I was once showering after a swim and I noticed a guy maybe 4 showerheads over from me was blatantly staring at me. He wasn't really washing himself, and I wasn't in his normal sightline. As soon as I finished my shower he left too. I didn't notice him again until I was getting dressed, and he was sitting kinda close to my locker and he was still staring at me with this huge grin. I get dressed and on the way to the door he approaches me and invites me to a backyard BBQ at his house.

How'd that end up working out for you? Was the BBQ a good time, and more importantly, did you see each other again?

Hey Art, I love your book "Venetian Blinds." One of my favorites.

ok, if that happened to me that would be the end of taking a shower at the gym. that's just too strange and out of line for me.

Aren't you supposed to be out somewhere selling instead of sitting around shuffling papers?

if you ever need any latex, look me up.

That's enough out of you, H.E. Pennypacker!

Technically, I don't think that's right (i.e., regarding the latex).

Didn't George claim to work at Vandelay Industries, as their latex salesman? But Art Vandelay was an entirely separate character?

(smiley face)

vandelay popped up all over the place. george claimed he authored venetian blinds, george claimed to be vandelay and was an architect/importer/exporter, the judge in the last episode was named art vandelay, george uses the name in the episode where he pretends he dated a beautiful woman who has died to get into the 'forbidden city', george does a fake sale of two dozen computers to him, he was elaine's fake boyfriend, and vandelay industries manufactured latex in the pilot/casting for the seinfeld show. the wanna be george was making something up for the unemployment agency.

yeah, that's about it.

Sorry I'm late. I've been working on the Penske account.

You know I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect.

I'm a marine biologist

Well, let's see it. What have you been doing all week? It looks like you haven't done anything with this.

I'd make sure I didn't drop my soap!

Was it a Ivory Billed Woodpecker?

Do you live in Arkansas?

If so, I think we might have some threads confused;)

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I had a similar encounter at our pool shower (only in the women's room). I was thinking the woman in the next stall over was taking a really long shower, then when I walked past to get back to the lockers I noticed she was having a 1 woman party. Eeewww. That's not cool in a public shower with no curtains. I think it would be more disturbing to see a man doing that though, because of the "outdoor plumbing" its more overt. I mentioned it to the lifegaurds (because there are commonly children in the women's locker room), and haven't seen here there since.

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Very funny Vandelay!

I missed that BBQ, although I imagine it was fabulous. I do remember that he told me he was a pilot and shared a house with other pilots\filght attendents, so I'm sure a good time was had by all.

I'd make sure I didn't drop my soap!

Remember, he's French...he wouldn't have soap in the first place.

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

You are aware......................................!

I forgot...

soap and deordant are banned substances in France aren't they!

Francois, is this one of those "I have a friend who has a problem..." when the friend is actually you is it?

Come on Francois. You can be honest. We will still love ya ;)

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Thats good humor.

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I have horrible back problems but I have zero problems staying in an aero position for 180k. Why? Because I ride steep and because I train regularly in that position. Simple as that.....Gerard

Indeed...they are banned...like good food in the US ;-)

I would have them ejected. Athlete's foot from showers bothers me enough, so tainted joy juice painting the facilities is a code red violation to me.

Maybe you could point out to him that his date has a serious hair lip problem.

the pool management (it's the university pool) is aware of that now...not the first time apparently and the dude is indeed retarded and not really aware of what's appropriate, and what is not.

anyway, I won't go shake his hand anytime soon :-)

if you can't beat him, beat it!

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Accelerate3 Coaching
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Gezee.. that's the kind of stuff we DON'T like to see in the showers..

Honestly.. I'd probably get way from him and joke about it later :$

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