I think the moral of the story is never drop a deuce in the same spot twice.

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Lewis

I would love to poop in Bobby's alley.

Did he seriously call it "malicious fecal distribution!??"

LOL! Well, long before I was a runner or triathlete I was a hunter. Particularly a bowhunter. That means I spent a lot of time hiding in a tree in the woods in camouflage. The effect was I fooled a lot more than just deer into not realizing I was there and saw some pretty interesting stuff in the woods. Runners & mountain bikers were always entertaining. And young couples "sneaking off into the woods" as well.

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Pete Githens
Reading, PA

Her seat's too high...

Conditioned response.

But honestly, there wasn't a fast food restaurant, supermarket, or gas station on the route? I went to Dairy Queen more often to crap than to eat Blizzards.

The reporters name is Melissa Colorado. That's awesome. I'm pretty sure this whole thing is some sort of stealth promo for Anchorman 2.

Let's just take a minute to admire the technique - she's like an F1 pit crew!

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"Are you sure we're going fast enough?" - Emil Zatopek

The reporters obviously aren't runners. If they were, they wouldn't react with such incredulity at the runner's trots.

Yes, I believe he did . . . LOL

I agree "Bad Human!". One time okay, but as a regular toilet it is a no-no.

My "nature relief trips" follow rules:
1) go before you leave
2) cut your route short if you are "gurgly"
3) know your route and the bathrooms and/or port-a-potties on route.
4) poop in the woods, copse of trees, or in underbrush

This should cover most every situation. Even though I run 5-6 days a week and bike many others I bathroom only a few times a year outside my house. Park bathrooms and the library are my "favorite" 2 places. In the past 10 years I have hit a wall of a locked park bathroom, forest preserve woods multiple times, semi-rural woods, and the back wall of a Sears Hardware once. The last I felt shame, but that was the last good place on my route home and I could not hold it for another 3 miles.

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Swim - Bike - Run the rest is just clothing changes.

Someone needs to call 1-800-GLRYHOL

If this dude outs her I've got $10 that says she sues him for videotaping her without her permission. By the shakiness of the camera, that doesn't appear to be a mounted security camera.

Of course she threw out all expectations to privacy the second she dropped trou.

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

No wiping though... That would rub me raw

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Live every week like it's shark week.

There are a ton of restaurants and gas stations in that area! Not sure why she felt the urge to use the alleyway.

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speedySTATES

He should leave her a 5 gallon bucket. Less cleanup for him.

Looks like a motion tracking camera. None the less, I restrict my pooping to country roads and bushes.

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"That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth." - Reese Bobby, Taladega nights

LMFAO @ malicious fecal distribution

She should have done the dog butt scoot.

Hitting the same place twice seems to indicate that she deserves being busted.

I may have been on a long supremely hot ride recently where I ducked under a little church shelterhouse with no restrooms about 2/3 though to get some relief from the sun for a minute or two. After my body relaxed it may or may not have created an irresistible sequence of events where I was going to take a dump whether I wanted to or not. So I may need to apologize for what probably was assumed to be a sick raccoon's poop rinsed down with blue Gatorade. And if this did happen, I did not care if the pope was watching, I was going to go.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Wow. That's pretty brazen, compared to the woods or a field ... I usually run through some construction areas @ diff intervals early into my long runs, just in case. Portas.

Your signature line seems all the more appropriate in this situation.

There are a ton of restaurants and gas stations in that area! Not sure why she felt the urge to use the alleyway.

Are you kidding... that could take *minutes*!

She is obviously in a hurry, and that alley is perfectly placed for her daily 2 sec no-wipe dump.

Come on somebody identify her... we need to hear her side of the story!

The alleyway is probably the best/secluded pitstop on her running route. If she's using the bathroom that frequently, she made need to examine her diet.

I'm thinking jilted ex-girlfriend...

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