Cry like a little biatch here.

Nov 13, 07 13:03

Post #1 of 1432 (154469 views)

Ok, I'll start:

drafting is ruining this sport....whaaaahhhhhh

ps is gone... whahhhhhhhh

triathletes make too much money ....whaaaahhhhhh

WTC is the devil .... whahhhhhhhh

Announcers don't know how to pronounce pro athlete's names...... whaahhhhhh

I got shot with a BB gun....wahhhhhhhhhhh ( ok, that is effd up)

I came to slowtwitch looking for peace and love and found people communicating with each other......whahhhhhhhhh

I don't know how to store a wetsuit.....whaaaaahhhhhh

.....

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:06

Post #2 of 1432 (154416 views)

I am complaining about complaining. WAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. "
Steve Irwin

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:07

Post #3 of 1432 (154405 views)

Cheating (i.e. drafting) is inevitable in a flat race.......whaaaahhhhhhh

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:08

Post #4 of 1432 (154398 views)

Clearwater is a the wrong city for the 70.3 Champs therefore I am not going ... whaaaahhhhhh

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [crikey] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:09

Post #5 of 1432 (154381 views)

I am not strong enough to get around you, so I have to to suck your wheel for 112 miles......... whhaaaaahhhhhh.

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

psycholist

Nov 13, 07 13:10

Post #6 of 1432 (154372 views)

I'm whiney 'cuz it's supposed to be the off season and I don't know what to do with myself .... Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

(This is closely associated with the Taper Tantrum.)

.

Bob C.

The "science" on any matter can never be settled until every possible variable is taken into account.

Last edited by: psycholist: Nov 13, 07 13:11

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:12

Post #7 of 1432 (154341 views)

Walmart will put everyone out of business................................................

Its too hot to run outside even at 5am....................................................

peace

______________________________________
"Bros b4 Hos, man" House MD

Team Aquaphor 06-08

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [clearwater] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:13

Post #8 of 1432 (154329 views)

my flat crowded city is taking a beating. wah

Dan Empfield
aka Slowman

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:13

Post #9 of 1432 (154324 views)

Bars around here close at 1:30am...... AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:14

Post #10 of 1432 (154319 views)

How do I make an ice bath again? Oh, and if I whistle a song can you identify it? :-)

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:16

Post #11 of 1432 (154289 views)

perfection won't teach me his perfect pedaling technique . . . . . whaaaaaa.
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It doesn't really matter what Phil is saying, the music of his voice is the appropriate soundtrack for a bicycle race. HTupolev

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:18

Post #12 of 1432 (154261 views)

I thought it was "bee-yotch?"

T.

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [psycholist] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:20

Post #13 of 1432 (154236 views)

In Reply To:

I'm whiney 'cuz it's supposed to be the off season and I don't know what to do with myself .... Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

(This is closely associated with the Taper Tantrum.)

.

this is supposed to be pointless whining, not stabbing to the heart of the problem here!

Someone figured out what my damage is. WWWAAAHHH!

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If I don't, who will? -Me
It's like being bipolar in opinion is a requirement around here. -TripleThreat

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:23

Post #14 of 1432 (154206 views)

In Reply To:

I thought it was "bee-yotch?"

T.

your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:25

Post #15 of 1432 (154193 views)

I can only train 20 hours a week cause and have a job and a family and children wahhhhhhhhhhhh poor me poor me how do you expect me to ever qualify for IMH

If you train more you are ignoring your family and are wasting your time and are a plague on society.

Wahhhhhhhhhh Poor me!!!!!!!

I can't afford a good bike but I love it when I go past all you people with disc wheels and $10,000 bikes cause I am so MUCH better than all of you Wahhhhhhhhhh I don't make enough money to buy a good bike.

Wahhhhhhhhhhh

I got beat because EVERYONE was drafting wahhhhh I mean EVERYONE. Well everyone but me because I am so honest and I NEVER break the rules but EVERYONE else does and that is why I didn't podium Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

.

.

Last edited by: RBR: Nov 13, 07 13:27

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [TeamBarenaked] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:27

Post #16 of 1432 (154177 views)

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Bars around here close at 1:30am...... AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

And everytime I run home from the bar people yell at me....wwwwwwwwaaaaahhhh!!!!!

Ruble Triathlon Coaching Average of 30 coached PR's per year
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:28

Post #17 of 1432 (154171 views)

that guy could have messed up someone's finish line photo and is breaking a rule, though I can't figure out which rule....waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:28

Post #18 of 1432 (154167 views)

In Reply To:

In Reply To:

I thought it was "bee-yotch?"

T.

your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

YOU'RE not your ... waaaahhhhh

I'm stuck in a really boring class and I need to go pee, waaaahhhhh!!!!!

"Wow, are you a triathlete?"
If spoken by a non-swimmer, that's a compliment. When spoken by a swimmer.... -glitch
My wife's blog http://www.hostilewit.com

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:29

Post #19 of 1432 (154161 views)

I hate my job and I think my wife is cheating on me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Oh wait... did I get the wrong forum? Oops.

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:30

Post #20 of 1432 (154150 views)

People were sucking my wheel the ENTIRE race. I told them to stop but they wouldn't

Then we got to the run and they passed me and took my Kona spot and my podium spot Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

.

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [kevinp01] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:31

Post #21 of 1432 (154136 views)

In Reply To:

In Reply To:

In Reply To:

I thought it was "bee-yotch?"

T.

your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

YOU'RE not your ... waaaahhhhh

I'm stuck in a really boring class and I need to go pee, waaaahhhhh!!!!!

kevinp01 bascially just said i was a fuktard......... whahhhhh

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:37

Post #22 of 1432 (154075 views)

Get your wife's crotch outta my face......waahh.

Coach at KonaCoach Multisport

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:37

Post #23 of 1432 (154072 views)

In Reply To:

In Reply To:

In Reply To:

In Reply To:

I thought it was "bee-yotch?"

T.

your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

YOU'RE not your ... waaaahhhhh

I'm stuck in a really boring class and I need to go pee, waaaahhhhh!!!!!

kevinp01 bascially just said i was a fuktard......... whahhhhh

I'm posting to a thread started by a fuktard, which basically makes me a fuktard-follower w/ no life waaaahhhhh!!!!!

======================
"I'm Worth A Million In Prizes"

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Terra-Man] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:39

Post #24 of 1432 (154055 views)

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Get your wife's crotch outta my face......waahh.

That's my wife's crotch, but...that's not my wife!!! waaaahhhhh!!!!!

======================
"I'm Worth A Million In Prizes"

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:40

Post #25 of 1432 (154046 views)

It's 4:38 PM and I just want to go home!! waaaahhhhh!!!!!

======================
"I'm Worth A Million In Prizes"

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:41

Post #26 of 1432 (51613 views)

Michellie won't respond to my emails professing my true love for her...whaaaaaahhh
Neither will the other Olsen twin....whaaahhhh
and to top it all off Macca didn't buy me a beer....whaaaaahhhh

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Last edited by: calvinknight: Nov 13, 07 13:42

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:44

Post #27 of 1432 (51601 views)

[/reply] kevinp01 bascially just said i was a fuktard......... whahhhhh[/reply]
People are overly sensitive and read into things I post and take offense.... waaaahhhhh!!!!!

I got sick and missed a day of swimming and I have a little frowny face on the spreadsheet ... waahhhhh!!!!

"Wow, are you a triathlete?"
If spoken by a non-swimmer, that's a compliment. When spoken by a swimmer.... -glitch
My wife's blog http://www.hostilewit.com

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [laim] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:44

Post #28 of 1432 (51601 views)

I hate my job and I'm sleeping with your wife. whhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [non_sequitur] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:52

Post #29 of 1432 (51560 views)

Haha, I love this thread!!! ...wwwhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhh.

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:55

Post #30 of 1432 (51542 views)

In Reply To:

In Reply To:

In Reply To:

I thought it was "bee-yotch?"

T.

your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

YOU'RE not your ... waaaahhhhh

I'm stuck in a really boring class and I need to go pee, waaaahhhhh!!!!! Now you're mad at me because you think I'm hijacking your thread, waaaahhhh!!!!! T.

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:55

Post #31 of 1432 (51513 views)

being on slowtwitch all day is affecting my work. wahhhhhhh

"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. "
Steve Irwin

Last edited by: crikey: Nov 13, 07 18:59

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 13:59

Post #32 of 1432 (51495 views)

People shouldn't wear headphones because I said so! WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Why won't anyone read my pointless narcissistic blog? WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

I'm leaving ST because you guys are so mean! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

I had to edit my post because I spelled wah wrong and looked like an idiot even though I'm way smarter than all of you wankers! WAH!!!!

Last edited by: Fatty: Nov 13, 07 20:32

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Fatty] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 14:03

Post #33 of 1432 (51468 views)

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

No Way!

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Katy] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 14:04

Post #34 of 1432 (51461 views)

In Reply To:

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

No Way!

You beat me to it, waaahhhhhh!!!!!!

"Wow, are you a triathlete?"
If spoken by a non-swimmer, that's a compliment. When spoken by a swimmer.... -glitch
My wife's blog http://www.hostilewit.com

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [RBR] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 14:08

Post #35 of 1432 (51437 views)

In Reply To:

I can only train 20 hours a week cause and have a job and a family and children wahhhhhhhhhhhh poor me poor me how do you expect me to ever qualify for IMH

If you train more you are ignoring your family and are wasting your time and are a plague on society.

Wahhhhhhhhhh Poor me!!!!!!!

I can't afford a good bike but I love it when I go past all you people with disc wheels and $10,000 bikes cause I am so MUCH better than all of you Wahhhhhhhhhh I don't make enough money to buy a good bike.

Wahhhhhhhhhhh

I got beat because EVERYONE was drafting wahhhhh I mean EVERYONE. Well everyone but me because I am so honest and I NEVER break the rules but EVERYONE else does and that is why I didn't podium Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

.

.

I wanted to say that, Wahhhhhhhhhhhh

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 14:34

Post #36 of 1432 (51336 views)

My wetsuit doesn't provide me with toe-curling multiple orgasms........WAAAhhhhhh

I can't get the taste of Old English 800 out of my Camelback.........Waaaaaaahhhhhh

My S&W .40 won't fit in my Bento Box.........WAaaaaaahhhhhhhh

It's Mid-November and still 90 degrees in Phoenix.........WAAAaaaaaaHHHHH

**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [mojozenmaster] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 14:45

Post #37 of 1432 (51291 views)

may I suggest going to a sub-compact glock and its a validconcern that its still in the mid 80's here in Phoenix and its mid November. Those are not wahhhhhh's.

"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. "
Steve Irwin

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 14:59

Post #38 of 1432 (51251 views)

HTFU, people!

Oceanside sold out and I didn't get in because I can't commit to a 70.3 6 months in advance. waaaaaa whaaaa whaaaaa whaaaaaaa

_________________________________________
"Success is failing without loosing enthusiasm"

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Terra-Man] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:00

Post #39 of 1432 (51248 views)

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Get your wife's crotch outta my face......[/quote] What - no pictures? Waaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Last edited by: ms6073: Nov 13, 07 16:40

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [crikey] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:02

Post #40 of 1432 (51242 views)

Okay, how about this:

I ride with my Kahr Arms subcompact 9mm clipped on the inboard side because I shoot right handed. I would rather display it on the outboard side so people driving by know that Mojo is packing heat.....but I can't shoot left handed. Either way, my back-up weapon still won't fit into my bento box...........Waaaaahhhhhh!!

It's hot in Phoenix and all the Freds and Ethels (snowbirds) in their Buicks and Cadillacs are screwing up my daily ride to Tortilla Flats...........Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!

**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [mojozenmaster] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:05

Post #41 of 1432 (51196 views)

Much better.

"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. "
Steve Irwin

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:06

Post #42 of 1432 (51195 views)

My heart rate monitor doesn't make me run fast. waaah!

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [crikey] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:13

Post #43 of 1432 (51174 views)

Thank you

**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:19

Post #44 of 1432 (51153 views)

I orderd some stuff from an online bike store and I have all ready gotten billed for it on my American Express card, but I have not yet gotten the stuff yet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tim

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:31

Post #45 of 1432 (51117 views)

This thread is still on the front page and making it hard to find the threads that figure out if clinchers are really faster than tubulars.
whaaaahhhh!

"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:35

Post #46 of 1432 (51101 views)

I don't know how to store a wetsuit.....whaaaaahhhhhh

Now, hold it right there, THAT is key information for people to know. And, no, rolled up in a ball, wet, in the trunk of your car is not the right answer :)

Steve Fleck @stevefleck | Blog

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [MOP_Mike] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:37

Post #47 of 1432 (51093 views)

I've had my "save the planet" tag line up for a month and nobody has commented on it.
Whaaaahhhh!

"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [MOP_Mike] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:37

Post #48 of 1432 (51088 views)

I was busy all day with life and didn't get onto this thread until all the good stuff was taken.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

Brad

3SIXTY5cycling.com

Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Nov 13, 07 15:43

Post #49 of 1432 (51066 views)

Pictures or it didn't happen.

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Martin C

Nov 13, 07 15:45

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