And that I would do anything for you?
Sometimes, this means tough love. And I'm going to have to scold you a little.
A lot of you folks are, well, wrongheaded. Let me explain.
About a month ago I asked Emilio to give you a special deal on running shorts. We're in the 100/100, reasoned I, and by now you guys would be turning your run shorts inside out to wear the "clean" side except that then the liner would be outside. By now (reasoned I) you're probably getting crotch rot from pulling the run shorts out of the bottom of your hamper (figuring them to have somehow cleaned themselves while in the hamper).
Emilio gave us all a 40% discount, and I bought 2pr of De Soto splits. My mistake. I should have bought 4pr. When I asked Emilio, he said fewer then 60 of you availed yourself of this offer.
Now, had you said, "I have another split short that I run in rather than De Soto," I'd have replied, "Prove it!" (Because nobody makes a split as good as De Soto's.) Had you said, "I don't run in splits," then I just don't know what to say. Maybe one day, if you read Slowtwitch long enough, you'll become a runner. Because all runners run in splits.
I asked Emilio to renew this offer, partly because I need to buy 2 more pair, and partly because YOU need to buy 2 more pair. If you're running in tribibs, okay. But it's high maintenance to run all your runs in tribibs. If you're running in tights because it's winter, okay. But it won't always be winter.
So, here we go. The old offer's back. Including the De Soto run shorts that aren't splits. It's in the classifieds. 40% offer good 'til Friday or out of stock.
Dan Empfield
aka Slowman
Sometimes, this means tough love. And I'm going to have to scold you a little.
A lot of you folks are, well, wrongheaded. Let me explain.
About a month ago I asked Emilio to give you a special deal on running shorts. We're in the 100/100, reasoned I, and by now you guys would be turning your run shorts inside out to wear the "clean" side except that then the liner would be outside. By now (reasoned I) you're probably getting crotch rot from pulling the run shorts out of the bottom of your hamper (figuring them to have somehow cleaned themselves while in the hamper).
Emilio gave us all a 40% discount, and I bought 2pr of De Soto splits. My mistake. I should have bought 4pr. When I asked Emilio, he said fewer then 60 of you availed yourself of this offer.
Now, had you said, "I have another split short that I run in rather than De Soto," I'd have replied, "Prove it!" (Because nobody makes a split as good as De Soto's.) Had you said, "I don't run in splits," then I just don't know what to say. Maybe one day, if you read Slowtwitch long enough, you'll become a runner. Because all runners run in splits.
I asked Emilio to renew this offer, partly because I need to buy 2 more pair, and partly because YOU need to buy 2 more pair. If you're running in tribibs, okay. But it's high maintenance to run all your runs in tribibs. If you're running in tights because it's winter, okay. But it won't always be winter.
So, here we go. The old offer's back. Including the De Soto run shorts that aren't splits. It's in the classifieds. 40% offer good 'til Friday or out of stock.
Dan Empfield
aka Slowman