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Supposing I have a friend who recently had both of his intentionally severed, how soon can you actually jam a bike seat in the region for a normal workout? The doctor at issue mentioned a couple of days. Advice from the gender that actually has such parts, and has had such a procedure, would likely be more beneficial.
Also, similar timelines for running and swimming would make my friend really happy :)
I know three people (a cyclist, a swimmer/cyclist and a triathlete) who've undergone this. The cyclist had no issues with returning to cycling in a bit under a week; the swimmer/cyclist had some real discomfort (and this is a guy who is really tough) for longer than that. The triathlete managed to feebly ride indoors about a week later, but it was not comfortable (had to sit up the whole time: forget aerobars); he swam less than a week after the Big V (which is not very bright, considering the risk of infection). The doctor told the triathlete not to exercise for three weeks. Hah. Running was easier than biking, given a very supportive "environment". He suggests wearing a snug-fitting Speedo-type swim suit under your preferred running wear, and running carefully (avoid bouncing as much as possible).
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