AlanShearer wrote:
Does this mean athletes can no longer complain about slowbitch? (Yes, I know there's more to Dan this this site.)
By the way, congrats!
No it just means that athletes can now bitch about Dan as much as they bitch about USAT on slowbitch, while pacing their buddies heel striking in gorilla suits trying to dodge USAT officials from the DQ. Meanwhile since the USAT officials are more worried about gorillas, there will be a draft pack from here to T2 going at 50 kph with most of the group soft pedaling at 140W. Someone will then cut the course and get a Kona slot. After this on Monday morning athletes will come on slowbitch and ask about the guy who got the KQ slot and where he came from, and a slowbitch style Spanish inquisition will break out. Dan will have to come on here and keep us objective and make sure there is no trial by internet. Entire sub threads will get pulled. The slowbitch hunt will save the day for Barry Siff + Messick and the offender/s will get DQ'd. Siff and Messick will thank Dan for bailing them out of a PR disaster (again).