This is all tongue n' cheek....

Unfortunately, my internet is garbage and I was unable to get a spot at 3am. I heard on the ST podcast there's 2 guaranteed spots for Roth 2024, and I wanted to throw my hat in the ring (along with everyone else). Nothing special about me... mediocre MOP triathlete...middle-age dad who washes the cars and cuts the grass on the weekends, bc his wife is busting his chops. I spend more time volunteering for kid activities than training consistently, but life has its priorities at this stage. Pretty sure I'll never make it to Kona, but Roth is the next best love.

Im mostly jealous of all you genetic freak fast dudes!

So, what kind of contest/raffle does ST have install for us? I'm in for the grind.