first ever all NUDE triathlon - with enforced rules for only hot tri gals/guys eligible to enter (I'm already disqualified on that one)

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rob reddy

I am going to guess it's like Lifetime but includes age groupers with different staggers from the pros, so that, in theory, there will be pro men and women battling age group men and women for the win.

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Nice idea. I hope you're right.

Ironman Alaska

Challenge Roth is putting on an Ironman distance race in the U.S.?

I heard the PEM is involved with the event. They do a GREAT job with New York and Honolulu so I would expect this race to be very well organized. I heard that it is not in a major market, so I'm guessing somewhere in the Mid-South! (Texas, LA, Arkansas, etc) Z

I say Midwest - Heart of America like country!

I hope this doesn't somehow involve Demerly's "dimpled laminate"....or you're in some serious doo-doo....

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[reply]first ever all NUDE triathlon - with enforced rules for only hot tri gals/guys eligible to enter (I'm already disqualified on that one)[/reply]

There will be penalties if you cover up in transition.

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does it involve big dollars?

of course - you will be sent to the 'sin bin' and made to do naughty thing

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rob reddy

Didn't you see that episode of Seinfeld? Not all nude is good nude. And good luck trying to find volunteers to catch bikes in T2.....kj

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Big dollars??? Uhmmmmm......let me just check my information again..........Yes, it is a large chunk of jack.

Good luck getting volunteers to JUST catch bikes and not catch/grab other equipment in the process.

The run wouldn't be a problem, but man think about the chafing issues on the bike! Better make sure you REALLY like your saddle!

Josh

It thought this was another thread about Demerly's new store. :(

i'm sure there will be plenty of volunteers willing to 'lube' up the contestants - uh to prevent chaffing of course

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rob reddy

The run wouldn't be a problem

Unless you have breasts. Do you think we wear sports bra because they are so fashionable?....kj

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

I have it on good unnamed authority that this Saturday the WTC will make an announcement that all US IM event are flipping the order of events to run, bike, swim. "The days of fast runners winner the event will be over", "If you thought it made good TV to watch somewhere crawling down the finish line, just think of the great TV in watching hundreds being recused in the last ½ mile of the swim, it might even draw the NASCAR viewers" Due to increase liability rates event directors have stated that entrance fee will be the thousand dollar range.

Sorry KEJ, didn't mean to forget about the female plight. I was basing my statement on participation in a couple nude soccer games but of course alcohol may have played a part in female tollerance of bounce-age in those instances.

The trick for guys is that it has to be cold enough - then you don't have problems. Too warm and you're in for a world of hurt.

Josh

I hope it's not an all nude race. Won't work with my Never-Nude disorder.

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haha, one of the best Arrested Development references yet.

Ironman Camden New Jersey.

I was thinking IM Gary IN.