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Damn mowers
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Jack ass morons hit my dish again...now I need to re-aim the damn thing before I can get OLN! How in the hell am I supposed to waste my day not being in the office if I cant get OLN! I hate my mowers.

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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Poor you has to pay people to mow his lawn.
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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Why were they mowing your roof?
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Re: Damn mowers [JohnA] [ In reply to ]
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I have it mounted under my kitchen deck...so it is not so ugly on the house (though my house is plenty ugly on its own)

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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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wait a minit. same crew that dumped the birdies?

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Re: Damn mowers [Jim Mishler] [ In reply to ]
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No, that was the guys who sealed my deck (well tried to, had another company finish the job) - mower like to run over hoses and sprinklers...I got a 40" tall sprinkler on a Tripod...they cant run that on over....

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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Can't?? or just haven't ...yet?

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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Don't underestimate the capabilities of those who don't care how well they do (or rather don't do) their job! Stupidity and carelessness knows no bounds...

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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Lace the perimeter with nails and glass. Shoot some nails through a thin board and point them straight up. If they don't get the tires there's plenty of other damage it'll cause.

But warn them first. (and then remember yourself, too!)

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Re: Damn mowers [JohnG] [ In reply to ]
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I want to see them run this over...then claim they didnt see it...



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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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maybe you can train and mow at the same time??????
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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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just throw your starbucks coffee all over them...that would learn 'em!
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Re: Damn mowers [kittycat] [ In reply to ]
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I cant go into Starbucks all that often...I still get nasty e-mails about my OLD starbucks post...




http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ing=starbucks;#77470

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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Your tripod is too high,and your plants need fertilizer.
Other than that your grass is pretty green..I'm jealous.







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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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I cant go into Starbucks all that often...I still get nasty e-mails about my OLD starbucks post...
yeah, you probably need to save it for when you've got to get back at somebody. hey, makes sense to me!! that's why i bought a latte maker of my own!
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Re: Damn mowers [SwordFish] [ In reply to ]
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Want to see a photo of my tinderbox back yard? Still burnt from my super size Slip and Slide...12' wide 200' long...



And..the Dish in question....they always hit that...



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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. They can achieve anything.

So I stole it from a Despair poster, my personal favorite.

-bcreager
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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Hey thats just like my grass ! Cool

I looked at one of those side support umbrellas.How do you like it?

Why don't you mount the dish higher up by the deck floor supports?
Can't change the recepion that much.







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Seeing him in deep torment, I said. " You can have my last GU , but its been down my pants for most of the run". - John Hirsch

Take care of your body, its by far the coolest thing you're going to ever own.- Can't remember who told me this, but I love it.
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Re: Damn mowers [SwordFish] [ In reply to ]
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Like it? Does it matter? All I know is that was picked out...and next thing I know $2k GONE. I hate it myself. But, it is cool that there is no pole in the table, and I can swing it 360 degrees out over the back yard for when the sun is low in the sky - and still get shade when my old one was useless.

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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Just read your old Starbucks post and about fell out of my office chair (unfortunately, I'm not wasting my day not being in the office). Hilarious!
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Re: Damn mowers [viking1] [ In reply to ]
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THIS IS FABULOUS!!!!
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Re: Damn mowers [Kestrelkerri] [ In reply to ]
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If you'll notice, it's a "girl's" bike!! ;^)

Guess the husband is inside drinking beer while the little lady mows.
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Re: Damn mowers [tri_bri2] [ In reply to ]
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When I was young my dad never did shit...either my mom or the maid did it. Well, mom would proclaim that she and Grace were going to get Strap On Cocks so that they could do "mans work" such as take out trash, lawn work and what not...so, when you say it is a girls bike, I have no option but to think of my mom or Grace riding that bitching the whole time at volume level 10...wearing a strap on.

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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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[reply]...mom would proclaim that she and Grace were going to get Strap On Cocks so that they could do "mans work" ...[/reply]

This has the potential to explain so much...


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Re: Damn mowers [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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i wasn't around then; but that was great comedy for my lunch break thanks.

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