Why, why, oh why Ivan? Jan? We trusted you so. You were our "heros".
The riders: "We are treated like circus animals; they crack the whip and make us ride up ever steeper mountains through scalding heat or bitter cold. We only wanted to ride our bicycles and feed our families. They turned us into freaks. Without the vitamins, we would die."
The sponsors: " There's gambling at Sam's!!? We are shocked; shocked I tell you!"
The director sportifs: "...gambling at Sam's?!!!...."
The UCI: "...shocked, simply shocked we say! We'll clean this up at once."
Dick Pound: "Now who's the crazy one Motherf*cker!"
Little Billy cycling fan: "Say it ain't so Tyler, say it ain't so. B-B-But you swore on Tugger's grave you were clean."
Now, all the people who want to know why I've been so cynical since Pedro Delgado "won" the Tour back in '88 (before that I was like Little Billy), this debacle is why.
Now, where can I get some of that HGH and EPO. That's some powerful sports medicine.
Mr. Uncaptured External Costs
Fossil carbon is planetary poison.
The riders: "We are treated like circus animals; they crack the whip and make us ride up ever steeper mountains through scalding heat or bitter cold. We only wanted to ride our bicycles and feed our families. They turned us into freaks. Without the vitamins, we would die."
The sponsors: " There's gambling at Sam's!!? We are shocked; shocked I tell you!"
The director sportifs: "...gambling at Sam's?!!!...."
The UCI: "...shocked, simply shocked we say! We'll clean this up at once."
Dick Pound: "Now who's the crazy one Motherf*cker!"
Little Billy cycling fan: "Say it ain't so Tyler, say it ain't so. B-B-But you swore on Tugger's grave you were clean."
Now, all the people who want to know why I've been so cynical since Pedro Delgado "won" the Tour back in '88 (before that I was like Little Billy), this debacle is why.
Now, where can I get some of that HGH and EPO. That's some powerful sports medicine.
Mr. Uncaptured External Costs
Fossil carbon is planetary poison.