Serious question: Is the date with Jen Fletcher for real?

I will be taking over the big Island this year, turning the traditional triathlon media on it's fucking head. On behalf of Dark Mark, our advertiser (who will remain anonymous for the time being), and our camera crew, I would like to invite you to try out for any/all of the roles listed below.

1. Win a date with Jenny Fletcher. Seeking contestants.
2. Stark Tank. Seeking entrepreneurs with endurance sport related business ideas. Cash prize for the winner + huge publicity. Horrible ideas are also welcome if they're funny.
3. Panel discussions/debates re: gender equality, prize purses, athlete development, etc. Seeking industry insiders, media members, and athletes that are actually able to speak when spoken to. A sense of humor is mandatory.
4. Interviews for both video and podcasts. Seeking interesting people. I have some amazing guests already booked, but we could take on a few more.

Please do not post your horrible show idea in this thread. No one wants to read your, "you know what would be funny" rant. You are probably not funny. We are coming up with new ideas every day. If you have something to offer, if you are funny and want to pitch me an idea, or want to be involved somehow, please contact me by clicking "the real website" link below. Then click "contact me".

#RockTheCock

Absolutely.

That was the only post of yours that I've ever read in its entirety. Phenomenal use of brevity. Looking forward to having you as a panelist.