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Ironband....A Triathlon Band - NEW SONG: Slowtwitch Shuffle
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I told you to be careful what you wish for….after reading all of your posts we locked ourselves into the studio and didn’t emerge until “Slowtwitch Shuffle” was born. Real names were, of course, changed to protect the guilty.

We even recalled the production of two million CDs so this song, dedicated to you all, could be added as track 11 on our Freshman CD.

The new tune can be downloaded from our site:

http://teamwms.com/ironband

See you on tour!

Ironband :: Slowtwitch Shuffle

Liner Notes: When news of our songs hit Slowtwitch, presumably the largest cycling/triathlon forum on the web, several users commented that we should write a song about all the people that spend so much time surfing the forums on Slowtwitch. And so that's what we did...later that evening. Alas, Slowtwitch Shuffle was born and is dedicated to our "fans" and all of the people who spend countless hours perusing the forums on Slowtwitch.

it’s after midnight, should be in bed
but I’m waiting on an answer from a guy called CarbonTed
is he online or is he late?
I don’t see his avatar so I guess I’ll have to wait

Slowtwich Shuffle
does he go by Tom or Russell?
I know you just wanna scoff
but I just can’t turn the laptop off

Slowtwich Shuffle
think I got carpal tunnel
two million posts on there
and I’m sinking into disrepair

hey there’s Kona78, whinin' 'bout his frameset weight
GT's talkin' power taps, Fix is running 40 laps
OneTime wonders how to shed, two pounds from his middle spread
Sherpa posts and says, "hey y'all, come and do my race next Fall!"

Slowtwich Shuffle
does he go by Tom or Russell?
I know you just wanna scoff
but I just can’t turn the laptop off

Slowtwich Shuffle
think I got carpal tunnel
two million posts on there
and I’m sinking into disrepair

3:00 am no new posts to read
how will I get that extra speed?
should I just log off for a while?
we all know that's just not my style!

Slowtwich Shuffle
does he go by Tom or Russell?
I know that you just wanna scoff
but I just can’t turn the laptop off

Slowtwich Shuffle
think I got carpal tunnel
two million posts on there
and I’m sinking into disrepair
Last edited by: T3Specialist: Feb 22, 10 7:27
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Re: Ironband....A Triathlon Band - NEW SONG: Slowtwitch Shuffle [T3Specialist] [ In reply to ]
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You boys are prolific! Nice work on that tune. ST has a theme song now!


ADW


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Re: Ironband....A Triathlon Band - NEW SONG: Slowtwitch Shuffle [T3Specialist] [ In reply to ]
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Nice one. I even make it to the lyrics!

Francois-Xavier Li @FrancoisLi
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Re: Ironband....A Triathlon Band - NEW SONG: Slowtwitch Shuffle [T3Specialist] [ In reply to ]
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Hilarious!! Nice Work!
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Re: Ironband....A Triathlon Band - NEW SONG: Slowtwitch Shuffle [T3Specialist] [ In reply to ]
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How much training did you get in while in the studio?
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Re: Ironband....A Triathlon Band - NEW SONG: Slowtwitch Shuffle [T3Specialist] [ In reply to ]
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Great stuff.....I have a playlist for my next torture session
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Re: Ironband....A Triathlon Band - NEW SONG: Slowtwitch Shuffle [persondude27] [ In reply to ]
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In Reply To:
How much training did you get in while in the studio?

I had a few nasty accidents with the guitar on the treadmill in the past so I quit trying to multi-task. However, you should see Scott record vocal tracks while he's spinning on the trainer...if he's having a hard time hitting the high notes we just crank up the resistance.
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Re: Ironband....A Triathlon Band - NEW SONG: Slowtwitch Shuffle [T3Specialist] [ In reply to ]
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I forgot to mention that there's another new one out there...or rather, a newly re-mixed version of one of the original tracks...I only mention it because I get the feeling that a few of you are closet techno/rave fans and this one might be what you need during the last interval at your next track session or speedplay session on the bike.

Track #12 - the "bonus track" - Sandbagger re-mixed by JNokes, the creative force behind CarChaseMusic.com as well as some music that you may have heard in a professional arena sports environment at one time or another.

Get out your lightsticks and Go!

http://teamwms.com/ironband
http://facebook.com/ironbandmusic

We'll keep you posted on the next round of tracks. OneTime offered to resurrect his past life as a scratch artist and help out.
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Re: Ironband....A Triathlon Band - NEW SONG: Slowtwitch Shuffle [T3Specialist] [ In reply to ]
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Hey I'm outta the closet on techno! And my nick is Sandbagger for our local running group! Perfect :)

You guys, um, ROCK!
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