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IMFL Race report, Wooohooooo
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This was the best time of my life, what an experience, where do I start, well Im a positive thinking and good Karma kinda guy so after Hurricane Wilma hit us I was sitting there with no power and decided to pack up the dog and bike and head to Clermont for some last minute training. I hung out at the National Training Center, that place is really cool, I did get some really strange looks swimming laps in an outdoor heated pool with a wetsuit on, but it was new so I needed the practice swimming with one on. My Polar 720 HRM display failed so I went to south lake bikes in Clermont to see if they could fix it but they said I have to send it in, so here I am standing outside the door of the bike shop all dejected because I have no HRM for my race and I just TSR'd my backup to OCCY a couple of weeks ago when all of a sudden this SUV pulls up all painted in the POLAR logo, I showed the guy my watch and told him that I was racing in a couple of weeks, he said no problem and pulled out a similar HRM and gave it to me and said just mail it back to him for the race, hows that for customer support.

Anyway I had to drive back down to Miami and drop the dog of and pick up Miami79, she was going stir crazy with no power so we decided to go up to PCB a week early and hang out, ( oh by the way, were just friends, she is a really cool person to hang out with, so for all the other girls wanting to throw themselves at me, im always available :))))

We arrived at PCB and got in some good training. We stayed at the Holiday Inn which was a nice Hotel, it was centrally located with lots of food around, free internet in the lobby and free Porn on channel 72 after 11pm, heheheehehehe.

I volunteered at the Gatorade swim booth and met a ton of St'ers, lurkers and TNO peeps. Tommy Ziebart was a really cool dude, what a classy and fun guy to hang out with. We had fun working the booth, the girls seemed to be locked onto the Euro guys stripping butt naked in front of us while changing, while me and the fellas where checking out the hotties as they walked by. Everyone was super friendly, it was nice to put a face with the screen names,

Eganski- finally got over his Jellyfish phobia

KJGrog- almost got nailed by a tractor trailer on our group ride if it wasnt for his granny bell on his bike

Paul- super cool dude and fast

Tri-Toronto and his buddy with the slowtwitch shirt on- cool dudes

Francois- cool dude and hes not that short but he has a funny looking bike.

Occy- super nice guy, met him in the water at the ocean swim

Joe and Sue Bonness- Super friendly and nice people

Saltamontes- was in the room above us and made a lot of banging noises, sheeeeeesh :))))

Zinc- cool dude, talked to him via phone

Nick, Betsy and all the other TNO peeps, really cool people

I know Im forgetting some people there was way too many names to remember. The prerace dinner was super cool, seeing the videos the pro's and all the other athletes, waaaay cool, Ill never forget it.

THE SWIM 1:20

I wasnt as nervous as I thought I would be, I didnt know what to expect so I made the best of it. I was the bonehead that started in the front, I figured no one is going to swim over me so why not go off in the front and it worked. I was so pumped up for the start that I sprinted as soon as the gun went off and was in FIRST PLACE AT IM FLORIDA for about 5 seconds, then the games began, the first leg of the swim was nothing but a WWF smackdown match, all that pool training and technique goes out the window, it was a freaking washing machine out there, some people were cursing at others and some tried to take me on but I gave a few warning elbows to those that tried. Finally at the turnaround i got into some clean water and was just in crusie mode, mostly conserving energy for the long day ahead, i started feeling really strong on the second loop and passed a ton of people on the way in. I had a 1:20 swim which wasnt bad, but I did expect to do better than that but I was happy with it.

T1

I spent waaay to much time here I think like 12 or 13 minutes, but I wanted to make sure everything was right.

THE BIKE 6:08

Starting out I was feeling really strong, but Coach lee warned me not to go fast at the beginning and to take it easy and save it for the end but I couldnt resist, my heartrate was under control and my speed was about 22-24 mph so I maintained it. It was cool seeing a conga line of bikes as far as you could see, I also felt the need to flirt with all the girls as I passed them, there were a ton of hotties out there, I need to find me one of them. I drove the bike course before the race and it helped me to visualize the course as i was racing. I got to the area where the rollers where and was still feeling good and kinda pushed it a little too hard, i was playing a little game with this group I was with of you pass me going up and ill pass you going down, I was over 40 MPH going down some of those rollers, my 230lb frame doesnt like to climb but loves to go downhill. My nutrition was spot on, I had one bottle carrier on the bike and just alternated at each aid station between gatorade and water, I consumed E-Gels (these things are the bomb, no need for salt tablets) every 45 minutes. At special needs I had a red bull waiting for me and that made me feel like a new man for about the next 25 miles. The only thing that hurt on the bike was the bottom of my feet, they were killing me at mile 85ish and it made it hard to concentrate and pedal without pain. Then we got into the headwind for the last 20 miles and that just about killed me, I struggled with everyone just to get back to T2.

T2

It wasnt so bad this time, i camped out for about 6 or 8 minutes and got out of there.

THE RUN 6:04

I hooked up with Nick from TNO and started running with him, we basically run/walked to each aid station for the first 6 miles then we started feeling good and were running more consistently. I took an alleve to get rid of the foot pain that i was having and it helped. Comming back into the IM village was really cool, it pumps you up, we picked up special needs where I had a red bull waiting for me but I saved it for the last 6 miles were i would need it. It was nice to see all the other St'ers on the run cheering each other on, I saw a dude with a TSR jersey on and i yelled are you MR TIBBS, he chuckled and said no. Nutrition on the run was good, I basically didnt know what to eat at the aid stations, there was soo much to choose from so i alternated with different foods, the chicken broth was the bomb. Anway I got stronger as the run went on right up till the last turnaround in the park, the last 6.5 miles were horrible, my legs just didnt want to move anymore, I got separated from my buddy nick so my moral support was gone, my nutrition was good but my legs were cursing at me. The best part of the whole race is comming back, at first you start seeing the lights and once you hear the music all the pain goes away and for a brief moment in time it seems as all the world is there for YOU, I felt like a rockstar comming down the chute, everyone was going nuts, I was High Fiving everyone and savoring the moment then I rounded the corner and there was the finish line with the finish tape and the finishing time, they called my name on the sound system and said" DAN FROM HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA, YOU ARE AN IRONMAN", I welled up a little bit and couldnt believe that i did it. I remember watching footage of the Ironman on ABC's Wide World of Sports and still cant believe that I did it, wooooooohoooooooooooo, im still pumped.

Finishing Time 13:54

POST RACE

I ate pizza and watched the other athletes come in, what a spectacle. I want to say thanks to the Volunteers and spectators, they were huge and a big part of my race. A HUGE thanks goes to my Coach And Friend Lee Zolhman of BodyZen who put together a great training program for me with, you da man LEE. I big thanks goes to Slowman for having this forum available to us, without him and this forum I would never have met all you cool people and a big thanks to all you St'ers, Ive learned sooo much from reading this forum of what to do and what not to do, you guys crack me up. Oh wait there is one more person to thank, who is it, I cant remember, damn, its on the tip of my tounge, oh yeah Its " PAULIE" aka SAC, he helped me out earlier in the year and would always answer my emails and offer great advice, how come he always gets no respect, heheheehheeh.

Anyway im going to take my crippled ass for a Massage, see all you peeps later.



Dan

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I have horrible back problems but I have zero problems staying in an aero position for 180k. Why? Because I ride steep and because I train regularly in that position. Simple as that.....Gerard
Last edited by: Heavy D: Nov 7, 05 8:50
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Re: IMFL Race report, Wooohooooo [Heavy D] [ In reply to ]
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Thanks D - great weekend, and your comments about the forum are spot on.
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"I also felt the need to flirt with all the girls as I passed them"

So how exactly does that work... "On your LEFT, whoa hey hot stuff-- what's up.. my name is Dan....." LOL. Race, what race?

Congrats man! Take it easy and let me know when you're ready for some bridge repeats on the Key. :-)
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Damn dude, you almost positive splitted your bike/run combo! Shoulda run slower so you can claim that distinction...

Just kidding. Congrats on a job well done. Nice report.


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Man, you should have told me about Channel 72!!! I did not know...great report, you looked strong out there....what an amazing experience....
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Good job out there Dan, you're an IRONMAN! :-)

And thanks for the personal acknowledgement, I feel like Jesus Christ ;-)

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Great job Dan! Congratlations!!!

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Congrats! Sounds like you had a great time, which sometimes seems to get lost in racing.
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Heeheehee - where's the part about you stumbling into Outback Steakhouse yesterday afternoon after being stuck in the truck for 6 hours??

And to all those girls out there who are interested now after reading your race report: Dan has very hairy feet.

Seriously, congrats on a tremendous race, buddy! You were smiling from beginning to end... I'm very proud of you! Had a blast hanging out with you this week. Hope Sampson is home safe and sound, and let me know when the house-warming party is!
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Note to self: do IMFL and stay at Holiday Inn.

Great race report....nice job leading the swim for 5 seconds! Not many can claim that!!! Sounds like IMFL is hottie central....another great reason to do the race! Make sure you take one home with you as a souvenir next time!

-bcreager
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congrats - it was fun meeting you when we worked the gatoraid swim, enjoy the off season - you earned it and see you next year
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Nice one Heavy D; thanks for an awesome report. That kind of enthusiasm is infectious (the good kind).

I'm guessing Lauren is looking for the hairless kind of man; or least one that shaves down there.

(the feet, what did you think I meant?)

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great race report, and excellent job out there, IRONMAN!
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Good Job HD~

Reading all the IMFL RR's makes me want to add it to my TO DO list someday.

Enjoy your rest ....you deserve it.







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Good job Dan! Sorry I was in such a fog when you saw me on the run. Your a good man for encouraging me. Remember...only 3 Red Bulls at most on the bike...learn from my mistakes.

Anyways..you should be very proud of yourself!
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That's Awesome, HvyD.

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Great race rpt! Great working with you in the Gatorade booth--loved meeting you and Lauren. You looked great everytime you passed me -- I was at the .5 mile mark on the run course-- loud music playing--dancing and high fiving going on---we had a ball --(I left my voice there!) -- and from your rpt. you had a great time too. That is my goal for next year-- I want to have as much fun as possible doing IMFL

Going to be doing Miami Man next weekend in your neck of the woods--hope to see ya'll there!
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w00p! Right on Dan, great work.

And I nearly died laughing when I read miami79's comments about your hairy feet... and thinking about you two peeps watching free porn after 11pm, heh, that must have been a hoot.

ummm, where was I going with that? :)

Ok, well, it was very nice meeting you bud, and again THANKS so much for the TSR of the HRM. I need to either get it back to you, or let's TSR it up to someone else who might need it. Might be best if I send it back to you, that way you can have it as a backup and then if anyone else needs it...

Anyhoo, peace, love and triathlon!
Trae

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Great job HD, congratulations!

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"And to all those girls out there who are interested now after reading your race report: Dan has very hairy feet."



Okay, now I am mentally picturing a mutant hobbit. Not good.



Heavy D, congratulations on a great day.


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Dan - Great Race! Thanks for all your help at the Gatorade morning swims. Come up to the NTC anytime and let me know when your coming up. Z
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I took an alleve to get rid of the foot pain that i was having and it helped.

Dan
Taking Alleve (Naproxen) during a race is a really bad idea. It is nephratoxic (bad for kidneys) and they are usually getting worked pretty hard in an endurance event, so effect of Alleve can be even worse. I am not a doctor, but taking pain relievers to finish a race cannot be good for your body.
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Hey Heavy D nice report and I was down there supporting my wife but missed most of the tribe. I was wearing a cowboy hat and had a loud horn for the bike and run. Made a ton of friends out there for 14 hours and was proposed to by two tri babes and was told by 4 people they loved me - but three were men -- not my type. Great race and great report. Graham

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Graham,

You were hilarious man!! Thanks for the support. Your hand must be tired. About every 10 miles on the bike course you would appear and honk that horn. I couldn't believe it when you appeared on the run course too. Made me laugh all day. Thanks, and hope you're at my next IM.
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Hey, were you the guy with the great sign that said:

I get my wife back in 14 hours (crossed out), 12 hours (crossed out), 10 hours, etc. That was great!

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