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Find my friend a banana hammock!
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bloomers
Jun 23, 08 11:47
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I want to buy the most ridiculous looking banana hammock available (must be the traditional speedo style so alas, no pictures of borat). I'm serious here folks, I won a bet and want to buy my good friend something so "LOUD" it screams, look away! Not sure where to find this stuff other than speedo and tyr... niether of which have what I'm looking for.

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Khai
Jun 23, 08 11:50
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http://www.splish.com/...e/men_briefs_pg1.php

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seanathan
Jun 23, 08 11:56
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wait until I start producing my new invention: THE TUX-SPEEDO!

basically exactly what it sounds like, but as of now it's still just an idea.
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MOP_Mike
Jun 23, 08 12:06
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What can I say?

http://www.malebasics.com/...PROD&ProdID=1734

For more "variety", if you dare, look at:

http://www.malebasics.com/...ATS&Category=275

Gotta go rinse my eyeballs out with rubbing alcohol, now...
"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."
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Raul
Jun 23, 08 12:19
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Ask any old person at the beach.

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parkito
Jun 23, 08 12:21
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Check Michael Lovato's website.

Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)
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Litespeedx3
Jun 23, 08 12:31
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http://www.splishcustom.com/designs/new

You should definitely go custom. The text "Look Away" across the back of a pink/purple tiger stripe with lots of animals is probably just what your friend needs.

http://www.kickballracing.com
I have many hobbies...make that too many.
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Hamner
Jun 23, 08 12:37
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What can I say?

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. Now I know where to get that mesh string thong I've been looking for all my life.
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Pete
Jun 23, 08 12:39
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My eyes, my precious eyes!!

From the owner of a Titanflex no less...hmmmm.

;)

blood, sweat...and big gears

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RACERX
Jun 23, 08 12:50
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This is by far the best!!

www.skinzwear.com/

Get the kilt ;-)


http://www.skinzwear.com/...n%27s%20Kilt%20Thong
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Learn
Jun 24, 08 5:35
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Pray tell, where can I go where women wear something like this:

http://www.skinzwear.com/...m?item__code=C1-5813

Anywhere in the NE corridor?
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dalessit
Jun 24, 08 5:43
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LOL, I am afraid to open any of these links at work...
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jefeloco
Jun 24, 08 6:36
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Here it is:

http://www.splishcustom.com/designs/show/55269
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mnbrotha2
Jun 24, 08 6:42
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Try Hedonism III or Desire in Cabo.
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dannyboy
Jun 24, 08 6:43
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wtf? dare i ask how you found/knew of these links? lol
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