I just watched "Blue Hawaii" last weekend. It occurred to me this movie and location has all the macho stuff Elvis would want. He would have insisted on redoing "Blue Hawaii" and doing it as "Blue Ironman," and instead of the boat racing or car racing in it, just switch the racing over to "triathlon." Think of all the pretty bodies just like in his Hawaii movies, the beach cookouts, and so on.
And he'd have his whole lot of 19 guys just hanging around 20 yards behind him at Dig Me Beach, with banjo's and tambourines, ready to help him bust out in a song, at any given moment.
He'd be at odds with some rival, rich kid, triathlete, who has all the better equipment and support, just like in his other movies. Elvis is poor but tries hard. He'd be jawing at some other competitor, over who was going to win. And it just so happens his rival triathlete competitor has his future girlfriend, too.
Lots of dirty tricks are played on Elvis' bike by his rival gang. The Crank Pedals are loosened. But he over comes all of it. Then Elvis would just pound everybody into submission with a 7:27 Ironman time and get the girl in the end.
What kind of bike would Elvis ride?
And he'd have his whole lot of 19 guys just hanging around 20 yards behind him at Dig Me Beach, with banjo's and tambourines, ready to help him bust out in a song, at any given moment.
He'd be at odds with some rival, rich kid, triathlete, who has all the better equipment and support, just like in his other movies. Elvis is poor but tries hard. He'd be jawing at some other competitor, over who was going to win. And it just so happens his rival triathlete competitor has his future girlfriend, too.
Lots of dirty tricks are played on Elvis' bike by his rival gang. The Crank Pedals are loosened. But he over comes all of it. Then Elvis would just pound everybody into submission with a 7:27 Ironman time and get the girl in the end.
What kind of bike would Elvis ride?