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Don't you wish all bike thieves would get a shot in the nuts?
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Jason N
Oct 9, 15 8:44
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Sort of like this....warning, some of the audio is NSFW.

https://www.facebook.com/...eos/965373653519308/
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Liaman
Oct 9, 15 8:49
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I haven't watched the video (I'm at work), but I agree with it wholeheartedly nevertheless
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Aust1227
Oct 9, 15 9:52
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I am at work so I didn't click on the link.

But my last bike thief took my training bike off my computrainer. The brakes weren't hooked up, and it was a training tire on the bike.. I hope he blew a stop sign and got smoooooshed.
Austin Hardy -

Last edited by: Aust1227: Oct 9, 15 9:52
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AEllswrt93
Oct 9, 15 17:43
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That was just great.

...but it got me thinking. Maybe we should be giving our a rides a 10 sec inspection in T2?
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Jim
Oct 9, 15 17:52
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That was golden, thanks for posting.

Jim

**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*
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dirtbag
Oct 9, 15 18:22
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Awseome!
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georged
Oct 9, 15 18:23
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Okay, that was hilarious.
'It never gets easier, you just get crazier.'
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jt10000
Oct 9, 15 18:27
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Jason N wrote:
Don't you wish all bike thieves would get a shot in the nuts?
No.

http://www.jt10000.com/
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CharlesYTri
Oct 9, 15 18:33
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Not "shot in the nuts"
-A- shot in the nuts.

A little discomfort to a frigging thief sneaking away with my TT bike?

Yes. Hell Yes. Twice.
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Madduck
Oct 9, 15 18:33
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why?
ΜΟΛΩΝ-ΛΑΒΕ
we're doomed
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ahhchon
Oct 9, 15 20:07
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man, some seriously racist shit in the comments. totally kills a pretty hilarious video.
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madtown ironman
Oct 10, 15 0:52
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that was pretty funny stuff! If only stuff like that happened to all bike thieves.

"Before you make it to the finish, You have to make it to the start."
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