That's why there is a short course!

*edit - Canadian Women's Division

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the good news is, with the number of manorexic's in the AZ crowd (like yoda)...we don't have to worry about much food being eaten.

Have to agree - those burgers were awesome last year.

Let's leave the half empties in the pavilion as it's your truly who cleans up after you've all stumbled home.

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2015 American Zofingen Du is May 17.
R.I.P. Chris Gleason

We'll be brewing later this week something special for the race.
Currently on hand at the brewery are 4 test batches of pale ale, each with the same grain and hop profiles, but different yeasts to see which we like the best.
Slainte!

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2015 American Zofingen Du is May 17.
R.I.P. Chris Gleason

Wive's guarding beer generally abandon their posts when we tell them we can't find their husbands out on the course.
Not that we were looking, but its a good ruse to get at the beer.
Our wives don't let us touch other wives.
Does your wife know that you find Jay to be "tight, tight like a tiger"?

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2015 American Zofingen Du is May 17.
R.I.P. Chris Gleason

the performance enhancing effects of Beets are all the rage on ST these days. You were ahead of yourself with the beet beer last year!

Sweet! Last year's was delicious. Seeing this thread got me psyched, now even moreso. I loves me some pale ale. Especially post race!!!

True, and some (well, one - a Canadian Woman, so can we trust her judgment) even liked it.

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2015 American Zofingen Du is May 17.
R.I.P. Chris Gleason

You'd probably have better luck with shiny objects than telling her I am lost somewhere on the course.



I'm having this shirt made for Jay so my wife is aware...

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History has shown you don't wait until the pavilion...

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I'll be rumbling down from the Great White North for the long course, my first time doing any AmZof event. Why not start with the toughest (or stupidest) event on offer? Did my first trail run in two years on Saturday, figuring if the race has 20 miles of trail running it might be an idea to do a bit of practice.

AmZof threads are awesome, and I'm sure the race will be the same.

Looking forward to meeting some of the ST legends posting on this thread.

Wow.

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2015 American Zofingen Du is May 17.
R.I.P. Chris Gleason

is it true a AmZof veteran had wrist enhancement surgery?

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"if you chose it, it's not really pain"

Couldn't possibly be ML. As we all know, his powers are derived from the limpness

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"The right to party is a battle we have fought, but we'll surrender and go Amish... NOT!" -Wayne Campbell

Hey tetsuoni ... unlike last year, don't forget to feed the "sunny weather meter" with quarters!

true...it would be nice to be in misery on a sunny day. Last year was a miserable day to be in misery.

I remember you from your Dyestat days- you're doing multisport now? You still living in WNY somewhere?

I am having flashbacks to Boston 2012 as I read this...not too many quarters, please.

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yeahhhhhhhh those were the days.. this board was a pretty easy transition from dyestat.


I'm going to grad school in buffalo now, although I'm downstate on a rotation currently.. hit up the Bronx Du yesterday, Trooper Du this Coming sunday, coming up to Rochester for the Bristol Mountain RR the week after and then hopefully surviving American Zofingen after that.. then back to Buffalo for one last year of school. A bit different from triple jumping but its been a fun transition since graduating college in '10

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I would call your beefcake pink slime. But that would be an insult to pink slime (lean finely textured beef). There is nothing lean about, but you do seem kind of jiggly.

Therefore, logically, you are best classified as Jello.

As far as getting donkey punched, Murphy's Law is a gentleman. He never donkey punches and tells.

I will thank you later for leaving such a brag hanging out there. You must be on the same stuff as Jello boy.

Look at the two of you arguing about who is the better ballerina...

I'm back for my 3rd LC suicide attempt, and no LC mug yet...LC is like surviving a shot gun blast to the face. First year I came to AmZof was the last year the middle distance was run/bike/run...I scored a 2nd place mug in my AG that year thats cause there was only 3 of us...I'm hoping the AmZof tshirts are not the clingy material, they just make my muffin top and man tits look way to attractive. I'm hoping for identical weather to last year, that way I can have a repeat of crying in T2. And lastly...as I drag my fat ass around for the 3rd run loop, I may cash in 20+ years of sobriety at the aid station and I can blame it on that "thing called AmZof".

I just want the hat.

Rod

let's not get ridiculous...ballerina's have much bigger biceps.