oh gawd....... make that image go away!!!!!!

and just think...kdw is having visions about him...and hearing voices in his head.

He was very gentle. It was more pleasant than I expected.
And I paid him with (lots of good) beer.

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The existence of aid stations is a good thing. Will any of these be staffed with volunteers like the ones noted in the Wildflower thread? (i.e. topless coeds?)

I'd really appreciate it if somebody that lives close to New Paltz could hop into town to grab some of the SUNY girls to work the run aid stations. Anyone that can successfully execute on this will be allowed to have their picture taken with me as I hoist the Gleason Memorial trophy in victory (which will be achieved on using a TT bike).

STOP ALREADY!!!

I fisted Chris G., also.

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2015 American Zofingen Du is May 17.
R.I.P. Chris Gleason

ummmm, Friends who FIST together....... something something something..........

ML/Chris G: "Jesus John, take off your ring!"
Tetsuoni: "Not wearing one. You mean my watch?"

Guess I now know why my taint gets so sore....

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Now I know what ML was doing up in the woods for the time I was waiting for him at the finish. It also explains why the RD wasn't there and when he returned he had on surgical gloves.

To all: run fast in those woods, you never know what might happen.

To Holisticguru, NO, you may not go back out for a 4th lap on the 2nd run, I don't care if the RD says he has some candy!

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http://www.johnhirsch.org
http://www.stronglikebulltraining.com

They don't call the county that New Paltz and Gardiner are located in "Ulster-tucky" for nuthin!

When in Rome....

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...keep going until you hit Albany or Rochester.

Is it wrong that I want to do this race just for the Smack Talk thread?

I got fit there..... are all the nightmares.......... true?

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"if you chose it, it's not really pain"

New Paltz...where they separate the Men from the Boys...with a crowbar.

New Paltz...where they separate the Men ...with a crowbar.

Fixed that for you.

New Paltz...where they separate the Men with a crowbar...and the sheep are scared.

Fixed that for you.

You ever notice that some sheep are prettier than others?

I like the ones with long eye lashes.

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http://www.johnhirsch.org
http://www.stronglikebulltraining.com

Yeah, some of them have pretty mouths even...

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I got nothing.

wow, looks like lots of "3 for PB" going on last night.

no kidding...now I think i'm more scared than the sheep ;)

I would be...NC just banned gay marriage with your cousin so there will be a lot of pent-up aggression out on the race course...

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I got nothing.

The weather report looks promising (not that I put must trust into it). Low 70's and sunny with a couple of dry days beforehand.

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I got nothing.

Accuweather, FWIW, has rain for Sunday the 20th, but the 4 days leading up to it are now shown as sunny.
We shall see.
As far as all the fisting jokes, we can thank Slowman for naming his most excellent bike fitting system FIST.

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2015 American Zofingen Du is May 17.
R.I.P. Chris Gleason

Funny, I'm coming up with a swim paddle sizing technique called "Knuckle Deep". Also the cycle bib pad sizing so there is no pressure at all in the groin called "Taint Nuttin".