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2006 Swimfan Awards...
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Now the season is over i am handing out 2006 Swimfan awards!

Categories are:

1) Longest race report

2) best use of Bento box

3) best picture for "critique my position"

4) question of the year

5) best performance
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4.) My front tire is mounted backwards on the wheel. (LongboardBob)

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?
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Now the season is over i am handing out 2006 Swimfan awards!

WTF are you talking about? To what season are you referring?
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I'll throw out the "how to make flat coke" question as a nominee for #4


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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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I was thinking about that but "How can i make a flat coke" oversees all the questions out there.
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I'm claiming the "slacker of the year" award. What do I get?


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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [BottomFeeder] [ In reply to ]
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a new job?
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"How can i make flat coke" gets the 'Swimfan Lifetime Achievement Award'.
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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [Paulo] [ In reply to ]
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"How can i make flat coke" gets the 'Swimfan Lifetime Achievement Award'.
i second that.
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4) question of the year


Though I hate to play along, the recent "how do I make flat coke?" question has to be the best EVER.

Will the awards show be televised?
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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [swimfan] [ In reply to ]
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5) Bjorn hammering a 2:07:48 out on the Timberman course, that's 26.3 mph for those without a calculator, about 7min faster than Peter Reid in 2003!!

Oh yeah, he won too.

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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3) the one with me and my red seat.

Grant

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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [cyclonehockey21] [ In reply to ]
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please provide a picture
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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [swimfan] [ In reply to ]
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1) that IMC podcast one, holy cow.
2) drug running across the US-CAN border.
3) dog&bike porn, I know he didn't ask for a critique, but c'mon...
4) flat coke thread.
5) the BF last night. Hubba hubba.

AP

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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [AndyPants] [ In reply to ]
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5) the BF last night. Hubba hubba

you know the rules...

pictures or it didn't happen...
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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [swimfan] [ In reply to ]
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#2-I have a few ideas, will have to get the camera out and take some photo's tonight. In fact it could make a good book 1001 uses for a bento box (and none of them involve putting it on a bike!)

Kevin
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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [flying wombat] [ In reply to ]
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I've seen a 'double bento' once, at a sprint race! One was attached regular other was backwards to the seat tube.
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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [swimfan] [ In reply to ]
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Whos season? in FL its just starting baby

peace

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Team Aquaphor 06-08
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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [swimfan] [ In reply to ]
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No category for the guy who whined about his IM finish picture getting ruined? I don't know how I'd categorize it, but that guy got beat down by the STers like no other.
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I just remembered that of course I dont have a Bento Box, you will just have to get the visual on this one.

Flying Wombat's Top 3 uses for a bento box

1. The mesh in the bottom makes it ideal as a litter box cleaner

2. plant hanger

3. velcroed onto bedside table leg to hold condoms

Kevin
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I have a new category...best Swimfan advice of 2006:

Your heartfelt support when I was wondering about doing IM Moo:

See Spot suffer and DNF.

You know you are going to fail and suffer, why not accept the failure now and save yourself 2 months of sweat?



PS: If you have a little brain, you'll print this and finish the damn thing and make me eat these words ;)

And this, later in the same thread:

I think you are one of theose people, who register for IM and brag about "I am doing an Ironman" all year, and when time comes by you find an easy exit. Either find an excuse or fake an injury. You have already DNF'ed in your head.

Thanks, Swimfan!! Excellent advice. Not.

Spot

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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [swimfan] [ In reply to ]
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How about a best Swimfan post? I like this one:

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=942573

" Post another race report....

and I'll stab myself with a plastic knife!

Enough already! Why do you spend so much time typing for the crap anyway. Just post your time and enough. nobody is interested reading how your life sucked anyway.

I mean there are some race reports that's so long, probably racing them takes less time then reading. "



I like the other one that was something like "please please please keep the volume down on the race reports", but I think that got deleted. :)
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Sorry, I prefer to claim "Other Income" from those pics. LOL

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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [AndyPants] [ In reply to ]
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I am just hoping you are a female!!! Otherwise I have a very nasty image pinned in my head when i was asking the pictures!!!
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Re: 2006 Swimfan Awards... [swimfan] [ In reply to ]
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LOL, of course I am, pics posted many times in the past.

AP

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