Every time they make a reference to Lance...drink.

That should get you good and drunk. :)

Take a shot every time Rasmussen wipes out on his TT bike.

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A shot when Bob says "Tour day France."

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Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Drink any time Phil makes some homo-erotic comment about the cyclists, such as "watch the riders' bronzed muscular legs, shiny with sweat, as they pump those cranks 'round and 'round."

Any time Al Trautwig says something stupid.

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there was no one chasing us... distance is its own reward.

One shot for every time you try to tape the tour coverage, and wind up with 3 hours of Bass Fishing, PaintBall, and competitive Domino competition...





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Every time Phil says "Leaky gas."

when does le tour begin? any clues waht channel it will be on ESPN ESPN 2 etc.

this has happened to me.. so upsetting.. but, only a single shot?

ESPN? You're dreaming.

OLN starting July 1.

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Steve Perkins

make it like a fantasy game (ie: you & each of your friends picks say 6-9 riders; more drinkers then smaller teams...). At the intermediate sprints or KOM's, you have to drink unless one of your riders took the sprint or KOM. Then on the final climb, if one of your riders attacks, you get to make someone else take a drink. If one of your riders is in a long breakaway, everyone drinks except you for every 10km that your guy is away. At the finish if your guy wins everyone except you takes a drink. If no one has the winner on their teams, then everyone takes two shots.

drink whenever...

...Phil says "dancing on the pedals", Paul says "on the rivet", bob says anything invloving wild hand gestures, Al asks Bob some stupid question meant to educate us stupid US viewers such as "Why doesn't Lance try and win every stage?". That should keep you sufficiently drunk for 3 weeks.

With safety in mind, have you been following an aggressive training regiment to prepare for three weeks of near-max out drinking effort?

chug a beer everytime they make reference to performance enhancing drugs, WADA, Dr. Ferari, Tyler Hamilton, etc, etc.

do a shot everytime they show historical footage of LA winning a stage, on the podium, with his kids, with Sheryl Crow, etc, etc.

do a keg stand everytime Bob makes a stupid prediction about who will win the stage that day and the cyclist doesn't even finish in the top 20

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Jerry: What you're suggesting is illegal.
Kramer: It's not illegal!
Jerry: It's against the law.
Kramer: Well, yeah.

shot for reference to a "sprinter", reverse drink for each "climb", social drink for each "points" and a full beer for each bull riding commercial.

Tom

Pick just about any "Phil quote" and drink when he uses it.

He has so many, you won't be sober at the end of any stage and that includes the prologue!

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TriDork

"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"