You think Chuck Norris would have let them out of the swim without some 'accidental' contact?

Chuck Norris doesn't swim. He walks on water.

Of course, some people say the same thing about Lance . . .

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

Right now his plans seem to revolve around partying with girls like Lindsay Lohan at Bungalo 8...

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It's Kona 2007 -- Chuck Norris and 2000 other people start the swim -- Only Chuck Norris exits the water.

"Chuck throws an elbow strike to Ditka's chest and sends him sprawling. Ditka does the Wendy/Sian crawl for 9.9K. Chuck tries the same to Lance, but Lance slips aside, puts on the afterburners, gives Chuck "the look" and pulls away for a clear victory. "


Lance could not slip aside from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It simply cannot be done.

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Swimming Workout of the Day:

Favourite Swim Sets:

2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly

Chuck Norris doesn't swim around bouys. He stands still, and the buoys parade around him.

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Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)

no no.. chuck norris doesn't walk on water.. the waters too afraid of him roundhouse kicking it that it parts and he walks through the water!

Its Kona 2007 -- and the town is deserted because everyone is racing in Dubai....

PEOPLE! Please.

This is Chris Carmichael you are listening to? There is no one with a lower info/noise ratio than CC. Ignore everything he ever says. It's all marketing and/or garbage.

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