All you gotta do if you want to look successful is, buy a pair of Oakley knockoffs, a fake Rolex, a Fake Luis Vuitton wallet, then a fake Pinarello. We'll be all jealous of how successful you are... *facepalm*

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Not too worried about going blind either from UV or debris eh? The retina has no pain receptors, so you are going blind from some knock off even without knowing it.

http://www.oakleyvault.com (I'm assuming this is what he means). They're not giving them away though. (edit: whoops, looks like that's not it or is not active anymore anyways...6pm is probably the best bet for discontinued Oakleys)

Also 6pm usually has a pretty good selection of Oakley's too.